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Old 06-10-2013, 05:23 PM   #26
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I MISS MISTER CAFFIENE. AISHA TYLER MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:45 PM   #27
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COULDN'T AVOID THE CASUAL DANCE GAME GENRE FOREVER
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:50 PM   #28
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"CLOSE PARTNERSHIP WITH XBOX ONE"

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Old 06-10-2013, 05:53 PM   #29
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"WHAT COULD BE MORE FUN THAN SCREAMING WITH YOUR CHILDREN RATHER THAN SCREAMING AT THEM?"

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Old 06-10-2013, 07:01 PM   #30
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I'M BACK HOME, I HAVE A COKE IN MY HAND AND A HATE HARDON THAT'S TURGID WITH RAGE

TRYING NOT TO SPOIL MYSELF ON THE XBONE(R) CONFERENCE (ALTHOUGH I HEAR MICROSOFT MEGA COCKED IT UP AS EXPECTED) BUT I NEED TO GET 10 POSTS BEFORE THE SONY CONFERENCE SO THAT I WON'T HAVE TO DO SOME BULLSHIT KABUKI TO POST LINKS AND SHIT

SO ASK ME ANYTHING

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Old 06-10-2013, 07:43 PM   #31
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FYI WATCHING SONY CONFERENCE HERE IF THINGS DON'T CRAP OUT TOO HARD

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Old 06-10-2013, 07:46 PM   #32
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PREVIEW SHOW STARTED UP (JUST IN CASE YOU CAN'T WAIT A WHOLE FIFTEEN MINUTES)

YOU CAN TELL IT'S A VIDEO GAME CONVENTION BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE FIRST SHOT IS DRINKING HEAVILY
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:48 PM   #33
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I WANNA ~CUSTOMIZE~ EVERYTHING

IM SUCH A QUIRKY GAMER GIRL TEEHEE
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:48 PM   #34
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WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY DRAG THESE PEOPLE FROM

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE VITA

GO AWAY LADY
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:50 PM   #35
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HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE SHOEHORN THE WORD "EPIC" INTO A SENTENCE

ANSWER: TOO MANY
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:51 PM   #36
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WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY DRAG THESE PEOPLE FROM

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE VITA

GO AWAY LADY
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO BE HIRED TO DO A PRE-SHOW FOR A VIDEO GAME CONFERENCE

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT A WHORE IT MUST MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE

FOR THE GUY AT LEAST THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT THE WOMAN MIGHT BE A LITERAL WHORE WHO'S RELIEVED THAT THIS JOB DOESN'T INVOLVE CLEAVLAND STEAMERS

EDIT: COME AT ME ANITA SARKEESIAN
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:54 PM   #37
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THIS IS MINDNUMBING
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:55 PM   #38
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I HEARD THAT THERE IS SOME NEW SONY CONSOLE, MAYBE A HANDHELD

WAS THE VITA NOT ENOUGH OF A FAILURE

ALSO HI

ALSO ALSO THE LAST OF US
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:55 PM   #39
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*TATTOO BEHIND HIS EAR*

*A HAIRSTYLE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE PRODUCT OF A DRUNKEN ONE NIGHT STAND BETWEEN A POMPADOUR AND A BIRD'S NEST*

JERI IS THIS DUDE GAY OR JUST REALLY BAD AT BEING STRAIGHT I HONESTLY CAN'T TELL
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:57 PM   #40
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MORE POORLY ANIMATED JEFF GORDON

BE STILL MY HEART
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:58 PM   #41
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PROBABLY GAY DUDE WITH A NAME LIKE RAY

ALSO GUYS

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ONE CONSOLE

THE VITA

IT SOUNDS SUPER COOL AND YOU CAN PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE TEEHEE
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:59 PM   #42
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"PROUD OF HOW IT LOOKS (EXTERIOR) COMPARED TO XBOX ONE"

"OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES"
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:59 PM   #43
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GABE NEWELL COMING OUT WAS HUGE

GET IT

BECAUSE HE'S FAT

LIKE YOUR MOM
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:00 PM   #44
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PORTAL 2 WAS MENTIONED

HALF LIFE AND/OR PORTAL THREE CONFIRMED
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:01 PM   #45
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HE'S REALLY IN LOVE WITH THE MEDIA

BECAUSE HE CAN'T MAKE IT IN MOVIES

AND THEY JUST CALLED DAVID CAGE AN "AUTEUR" FUCK EVERYTHING
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:01 PM   #46
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GOD LIKE I THINK ITS ACTUALLY MORE SEXIST TO HIRE THESE WOMEN THAN NOT

HIRING ALL THESE RIDICULOUS, KNOWLEDGELESS AND DITZY WOMEN JUST PERPETUATES HORRIBLE GAMER GIRL STEREOTYPES

WHY DON'T YOU HIRE WOMEN WHO ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT INSTEAD OF THESE OBNOXIOUS TALKING HEADS
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:01 PM   #47
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HERE ARE SOME DEVELOPERS WE PAID TO LIKE THE PS4
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:03 PM   #48
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"THERE'S SOME NEGATIVE SENTIMENT TOWARDS THE XBOX ONE"

SHIT WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:03 PM   #49
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HIRE THIS ANGIE SMETS WOMAN SHE SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON YOU SHOULD HIRE

JESUS SONY
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:03 PM   #50
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HERE'S SOME NAKED PANDERING TO "HARDCORE GAMERS"

YOU ARE THE FIRST STEP OF OUR STRATEGY TO TROJAN HORSE OUR WAY INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM YOU FUCKING SCHLUBS
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