06-13-2017, 11:01 AM | #201 |
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COMING TO SWITCH IN 2019: KNEES
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06-13-2017, 11:01 AM | #202 |
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BY THE WAY NINTENDO IS STARTING FUCKERS
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06-13-2017, 11:03 AM | #203 |
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NINTENDO IS RELEASING GAMES NO ONE WANTS SIMULATOR 2K17
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06-13-2017, 11:03 AM | #204 |
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HEY GUYS
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06-13-2017, 11:04 AM | #205 |
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"SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY IS TRULY AN ACID TRIP" - REGGIE FILS AIME
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06-13-2017, 11:04 AM | #206 |
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THIS IS THE MONADO'S POWER
TO SELL OUT SWITCH CONSOLES AT EVERY FUCKING STORE FOR FOUR MONTHS STRAIGHT |
06-13-2017, 11:06 AM | #207 |
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ANIME BULLSHIT 2017: MORE ANIME BULLSHIT THAN EVER BEFORE
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06-13-2017, 11:07 AM | #208 |
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IN THE FUTURE, THE WORLD IS RULED BY AUSTRALIANS
I FUCKING KNEW IT |
06-13-2017, 11:08 AM | #209 |
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TIME TO KILL WHISPY WOODS FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME
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06-13-2017, 11:09 AM | #210 |
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WHISPY WOODS MURDER SIMULATOR 2K17
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06-13-2017, 11:11 AM | #211 |
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NEW POKEMON GAME ON SWITCH EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
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06-13-2017, 11:12 AM | #212 |
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I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M SPEECHLESS
METROID FUCKING PRIME 4 |
06-13-2017, 11:25 AM | #213 |
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MARIO ODYSSEY
MARIO CAN TAKE OVER ANYTHING BY THROWING HIS HAT ON IT EXISTENTIAL CRISIS INCOMING JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN |
06-13-2017, 11:30 AM | #214 |
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BREATH OF THE WILD DLC THAT SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN IN THE BASE GAME HOORAY
I WANT TO FUCK THAT URBOSA AMIIBO |
06-13-2017, 11:41 AM | #215 |
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"WE ASKED THE DEVELOPERS WHY THEY HAD MARIO BUY THINGS IN THIS GAME WITH COINS WHICH IS SUCH A SHOCKING AND NEW CHANGE
AND THEY SAID WELL WE THOUGHT MAYBE WE WOULD ACTUALLY USE COINS TO PURCHASE THINGS FOR ONCE" ACTUAL QUOTE |
06-13-2017, 11:46 AM | #216 |
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WEDDING MARIO AMIIBO
I'M MAKING MARIO MARRY BOWSER AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME MAYOR PAULINE WILL OFFICIATE |
06-13-2017, 12:22 PM | #217 |
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DOUBLE METROID MOTHERFUCKERS THE INTERNET IS COLLECTIVELY RIPPING ITS DICK OFF
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06-13-2017, 02:44 PM | #218 |
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AM2R WAS A MISTAKE
MAYBE |
06-13-2017, 02:59 PM | #219 |
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STOP THE PRESSES
MARIO AND LUIGI SUPERSTAR SAGA REMAKE CONFIRMED BECAUSE NO VICTORY AT A GAME SHOW IS COMPLETE WITHOUT RIGHTEOUS FURY |
06-13-2017, 03:42 PM | #220 |
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06-13-2017, 03:55 PM | #221 |
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FINAL SCORE:
EA = GARBAGE MAN SIMULATOR 2017 UBISOFT = 7.8/10 NO AISHA TYLER MICROSOFT = FUCKING TRASH, NOT EVEN WORTH MY ATTENTION SONY = WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING (EXCEPT SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS REMAKE) NINTENDO = DIDN'T EVEN ASK THE COMPETITION IF THEY WANTED HANDCUFFS OR A BALL GAG BEFORE THEY DOMINATED |
06-13-2017, 07:29 PM | #223 |
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PC GAMING SHOW: WHO?
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06-13-2017, 11:09 PM | #224 |
We deny our creators.
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PLAYSTATION E3 IMPRESSIONS, TURBO EDITION
-HORIZON ZERO DAWN DLC = YES -UNCHARTED STARRING THAT OTHER GIRL THAT NATHAN DRAKE FUCKED BUT DIDN'T PUT A RING ON = WHO FUCKING CARES -DAYS GONE = WHY IS THE RANDOM OUTPOST AFRAID OF SPEAKING TOO LOUDLY BECAUSE THE ZOMBIES HALF A MILE OFF WILL HEAR BUT THIS OTHER OUTPOST OF GUYS IS HAVING A SCREAMING FIGHT CLUB FIVE FEET FROM A HORDE OF THEM -MONSTER HUNTER WORLD = SINCE I'VE PLAYED MORE MONHUN KNOCKOFFS THAN ACTUAL MONHUN GAMES SOMEONE TELL ME IF THE PLAYER CHARACTER RUNNING LIKE HE TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT IN HIS PANTS IS A CUTE REFERENCE TO PREVIOUS GAMES OR SOMETHING -SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS REMAKE = WE'RE REMAKING FF7 (RELEASE DATE: THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE) SO WHY THE FUCK NOT I GUESS -MARVEL VS CAPCOM INFINITE = LOOK AT CHUN LI'S TINY FUCKING HEAD GODDAMN ALSO THE CROSSOVER YOU LOVE WITH THE SHITTY MEGAMAN PLOTLINE YOU LOVE IRONICALLY -COD WORLD WAR THE SECOND = INTERNET FROG MEMERS OUTRAGED TO LEARN NAZIS LOSE, COMPLAIN ABOUT SJWS -VR BULLSHIT = EVERY E3 UNTIL YOU LIKE IT NOW PLEASE ENJOY THIS SIZZLE REEL OF A GAME RELEASED IN 2011 -STAR CHILD = THE LAST GUARDIAN EXCEPT THIS TIME THE CATBIRD THING IS A ROBOT -FINAL FANTASY XV: METROSEXUAL FISHING = I KIND OF HOPED THAT WHEN SQUARE ENIX DIED ITS DEATH SHITS WOULDN'T BE UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA -A GENERIC FIRST PERSON SHOOTER, BUT WITH VR = THIS GAME HAS A NAME AND I DON'T EVEN CARE -THIS REDWALL THING = SPEAKING OF TOPICAL STORIES ABOUT THINLY-VEILED RACISM -SHITTY DAD OF WAR = TAKE YOUR SON TO QTE EXECUTION DAY ALSO SON TRY NOT TO FEEL BAD ABOUT KILLING THESE UNHOLY ABOMINATIONS FROM THE DEEPEST PITS -DAVID CAGE'S NEXT TURD IN A BOX = HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE GAMES WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CLUMSY THAN THE HAM-HANDED ALLEGORIES ABOUT SLAVERY ARE THE FACIAL ANIMATIONS WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A GAME FOR YOU -DESTINY 2 = NOW FEATURING STATE OF THE ART FEATURES LIKE "CONTENT" AND "THE STORY BEING EXPLAINED INSIDE THE ACTUAL FUCKING GAME" -SPIDERMAN'S ASYLUM CREED = CRIMINAL KINGPIN CALLS UP RANDOM MOOKS FOR NARRATIVE EXPEDIENCE
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06-14-2017, 05:21 PM | #225 |
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DEVOLVER DIGITAL WAS THE BEST PART OF E3
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