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Old 06-12-2016, 11:30 PM   #51
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WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT STAR WARS

PLEASE PLAY JADE'S STAR WARS GAME
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:30 PM   #52
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REMEMBER THAT COOL STAR WARS GAME FROM LUCASARTS THAT GOT SHITCANNED

WILL SOMEONE AT DISNEY PLEASE DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO BE IN THE AAA GAMES MARKET OR NOT
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:31 PM   #53
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WE WANTED TO BRING IN THE TWO PEOPLE WHO OWN A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE BUT HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SEEN STAR WARS
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:31 PM   #54
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THERE'S NO POINT IN DOING A STAR WARS GAME IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE

NOW HERE'S THE BATTLE OF HOTH
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:32 PM   #55
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WE DISCUSS HOW STAR WARS ENSURED THAT GIRLS WOULD NEVER TALK TO US IN HIGH SCHOOL
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:33 PM   #56
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WE ARE PUMPING THIS LICENSE FOR EVERYTHING IT'S WORTH
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:34 PM   #57
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WE HAVE TO TAKE CREATIVE RISKS IN OUR GAME ABOUT SHOOTING MEN IN WAR

LIKE IMAGINING A WORLD WHERE THE F-35 ISN'T A DUMPSTER FIRE
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:35 PM   #58
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LISTEN TO THIS TOTALLY HORSESHIT STORY ABOUT HOW WE REALIZED THAT WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF WARS INVOLVING GUNS
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:37 PM   #59
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I AM EXCITED TO TALK TO THESE RANDOM DOUCHERS WHO ARE TRYING TO SOUND ENTHUSIASTIC
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:38 PM   #60
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ONLY IN BATTLEFIELD 1 WILL YOU GET TO PLAY THE WW1 BATTLES WHEN WE WERE COLLECTIVELY FUCKING AROUND AND BEFORE EVERYTHING GOT BOGGED DOWN IN HORRIBLE TRENCH WARFARE THAT WOULD KILL ALL MEN FROM A VILLAGE IN A SINGLE CHARGE
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:39 PM   #61
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GET READY TO FUCK AROUND WITH STUPID WUNDERWAFFEN THAT WERE WUNDERWAFFEN BEFORE THE NAZIS MADE IT COOL
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:40 PM   #62
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HERE'S THIS SAME TRAILER AGAIN BECAUSE WHY NOT
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:41 PM   #63
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WITH SOME REALLY INCONGRUOUS HIP HOP TRACK
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:41 PM   #64
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GUYS CAN WE CHANGE THE WORLD

I'M NOT SURE
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:43 PM   #65
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY

BUT REMEMBER THAT INDECENT EXPOSURE IS A CLASS ONE FELONY
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:44 PM   #66
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AND THAT'S IT FOR EA

TUNE IN TOMORROW AS I RAGE AT SONY'S DUMB BULLSHIT AND (TIME AND STUPID TAIKO DRUM BULLSHIT PERMITTING) A REPLAY OF MICROSOFT'S CONFERENCE
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:44 PM   #67
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OH AND I GUESS THE GAMESPOT DOUCHERS WANT TO RATE THE CONFERENCE

I GIVE IT TWO STRAY DOGS HAVING SEX ON YOUR FRONT LAWN OUT OF 10
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:46 PM   #68
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It's the most wonderful time of the year :')
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Old 06-12-2016, 11:53 PM   #69
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I GIVE IT TWO STRAY DOGS HAVING SEX ON YOUR FRONT LAWN OUT OF 10
FUCK I JUST HAD THAT RE-SODDED THAT'S GOING TO BE LIKE 25 DOLLARS AT LEAST

DAMN IT

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Old 06-13-2016, 12:10 AM   #70
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FUCK. I just had that re-sodded. That's gonna be like twenty-five dollars... at least. Damn it.
EXCUSE ME COCKGOBBLERS DID YOU FORGET WHAT THREAD YOU'RE POSTING IN

ANYWAYS I KNOW THAT THE GROUND RULES HAVE NEVER BEEN EXPLICITLY LAID DOWN FOR E3 THREADS AND I'M NOT TAKING A DAY OFF FROM WORK TO WATCH FUCKING VIDEO GAME TRAILERS SO FEEL FREE TO USE THIS THREAD AS A GENERAL E3 DISCUSSION/WANK RECEPTACLE UNTIL I GET BACK

THE ONLY GROUND RULES TO ENSURE MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT AT CORPORATE FANBOY MISERY ARE

1. MAKE SURE YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON FOR MAXIMUM IRATE

2. PERIODS AND COMMAS ARE NOT STRICTLY VERBOTEN BUT ARE FROWNED UPON (UNLESS YOU'RE NUMBERING A LIST AS IN THIS EXAMPLE)

3. DON'T THINK JUST POST EMBRACE THE VAPID SHALLOW GUT REACTION THINKING OUR MODERN CONSUMER CULTURE HAS FOISTED UPON YOU AND TURN IT UPON THEM LIKE A CHAINSAW FUELED BY CONCENTRATED HATE

4. FIZZY BUBBLES IS STILL SHIT

5. WHOOPS NUMBER 4 ISN'T A RULE

5.B. BUT IT'S STILL TRUE
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Old 06-13-2016, 05:10 AM   #71
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WHY NO BETHESDA RAGE

I MEAN THIS DISHONORED SHIT IS JUST 'OH THIS WORKED IN THAT OTHER KILLING-PEOPLE GAME, LET'S WRANGLE IT INTO OURS!'

AND THEN RECYCLING SKYRIM. HAVE SOME DIGNITY BETHESDA.

ALSO FUCK FALLOUT AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR HOW MUCH MORE CAN THEY DO WITH THAT SHIT? OH WAIT IT'S ABOUT TWO-THIRDS 'LOL BASE BUILDING SHIT' AND SOME RANDOM SPAN OUT BULLSHIT COD-LENGTH STORYLINE PLACES.
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:30 AM   #72
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https://www.twitch.tv/totalbiscuit

COME WATCH TOTALBULLSHIT SNARK AT THE MICROSOFT CONFERENCE WHICH IS STARTING RIGHT NOW AND PROBABLY BITCH ABOUT FRAMERATES

OR DON'T OR WHATEVER


ALTERNATIVELY, THE GIANT BOMB STREAM


SCHEDULE - PC GAME SHOW AT 2:30 EST, UBISOFT AT 4 EST, SONY AT 9 EST

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Old 06-13-2016, 05:03 PM   #73
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SONNY BONO'S EXTREME SKIING SIMULATOR COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

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Old 06-13-2016, 06:45 PM   #74
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WHY NO BETHESDA RAGE
HRMM MY CRYSTAL BALL SAYS "I DIDN'T WATCH IT" DICKTICKLER
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Old 06-13-2016, 06:57 PM   #75
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SO ANYWAYS SONY'S PRESENTATION IS AT 6 PM TONIGHT SO WE'LL BE ROCKING THE KASBAH ON THAT ONE AFTER I GET FAT ON MY PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA LIKE A GOOD DORITO-DEW CHUGGING ORIGINAL GAMER

WILL TENTATIVELY BE USING THE FOLLOWING STREAMS DEPENDING ON WHICH ONE IS THE LEAST SHITTY

http://www.twitch.tv/playstation (I MEAN I GUESS YOU COULD ALSO USE TWITCH TO WATCH A BUNCH OF CHINESE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLAYERS TEAMFIGHT LIKE A CLASS FULL OF RETARDED KIDS IN SUMO FAT SUITS BY WHY WOULD YOU)
https://www.youtube.com/PlayStation

APPARENTLY MICROSOFT'S CONFERENCE WAS 90 MINUTES OR SO LONG SO THAT ONE MIGHT BE DOABLE TONIGHT AS WELL AND I HAVEN'T READ ANY E3 NEWS TODAY SO MY RAGEBONER IS FULLY ERECT FOR YOUR PLEASURE
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