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Old 01-08-2017, 01:13 PM   #176
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ALRIGHTY THE BIG MOMENT

THE FIRST OF MANY OVERWROUGHT ENGINEERED TENSION DISPLAYS

THE ROSE CEREMONY
Spoiler: show
THE ROSÉD:
[REMEMBER LAWYER GOT THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE]
VANESSA (WOAH FIRST ONE YEAH A+ GO VANESSA)
DANIELLE L (NAIL GIRL)
FAN DANCE GIRL
ASTRID (DRESS LIKE GRAPE SODA)
UGH THE CRAZY NANNY GIRL GO HOME CRAZY NANNY GIRL
ELIZABETH W (LITERALLY WHO)
JASMINE G (BASKETBALL DANCER)
RAVEN (SUPER COUNTRY BLEH)
KRISTINA (THEY SHOWED THIS POOR GIRL SOBBING AND SHE GOT LIKE THE FIRST HALF GOD DAMMIT PRODUCERS)
DANIELLE M (NICU NURSE ALSO SUPER HAPPY ABOUT HER)
SARAH (LITERALLY WHO)
JOSEPHINE (UGH ONE OF THE QUIRKY GIRLS I GUESS WE HAVE TO KEEP AT LEAST ONE OF THEM)
LACY (IDK)
TAYLOR (CUTE 23 YEAR OLD PSYCHOLOGIST)

OH

FUCK ME

HE KEPT DOLPHIN GIRL

JUST WHY

OKAY SEASON'S OVER EVERYONE GO HOME

HAILEY (CUTE CANADIAN GIRL SHE'S OKAY)
WHITNEY (PILATES?)
DOMINIQUE (IDK)
JAIMI (UGH THE BALLS GIRL REALLY? WELL AFTER THE DOLPHIN GIRL I GUESS ANYTHING GOES)
BRITTNEY (LITERALLY WHO)

ALRIGHT LAST ONE HERE IS CHRIS HARRISON TO DO THE ONE THING THEY PAY HIM TO DO - WASTE OUR TIME
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TENSE MUSIC

WOW HE KEPT THE GIRL HE SLEPT WITH HUH

THIS MIGHT BE OKAY AFTER ALL THIS IS JUST ENOUGH DRAMA TO SALVAGE THE ATROCITY THAT IS DOLPHIN GIRL


SIGH WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING HERE

MANNNNNNNNNNN HE KICKED OUT THE ALASKAN GIRL SHE WAS AMAZING UGH

OH WELL WE HAVE A DECENT POTENTIAL SET FOR TOP 4 AT LEAST

HE ALSO KICKED A BUNCH OF UNMEMORABLE GIRLS SO THAT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS

NANNY GIRL CONTINUES TO SHOW THE CRAZY

GIRL HE SLEPT WITH IS LOOKING A LITTLE CRAZY TOO

WELL OKAY THIS WILL BE... SOMETHING

NEXT WEEK I WILL MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO DO THIS ON A FRIDAY/SATURDAY SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FRIENDS

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Old 01-08-2017, 01:20 PM   #177
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WAIT WAIT IT'S NOT OVER YET

PREVIEWS

GUY WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE

TO AMERICA

UGH CRAZY GETS KINDA FAR

VANESSA GOES PRETTY FAR

OH MAN THE LAWYER GOES TO FINLAND

WHAT THE BACKSTREET BOYS???

ALSO ONE OF THEM IS BI OKAY

UGH THE CRAZY TAKES HER TOP OFF

OH MY GOD THE GIRL HE HOOKED UP WITH STARTS SOME SHIT

SOME GIRL PUNCHES HIM WOAH

OH MY GOD THIS GIRL IS STRAIGHT UP HUMPING HIM IN THE BOUNCY CASTLE

AND THEN THROWS OUT THE FACT THAT SHE OWNS A COMPANY OKAY YOU NEED TO STOP

OH

MY

GOD

SHE SAID "VAJEEN"

SHE GOES FOR THE GOLD WAAAAAY TOO EARLY (MAN I HOPE HE KICKS HER FOR THAT)

AWWW MAN HE CRIES IN FRONT OF THEM AND TELLS THEM THAT THIS MIGHT NOT WORK OR SOMETHING

WELL HE APPARENTLY FIGURES IT OUT

WELL OKAY THIS WILL BE INTERESTING

ALSO A LITTLE SCENE WITH THE PREVIOUS BACHELORS WHERE THEY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF STUPID SHIT AND ADMIT THEY CRIED

OKAY WELL

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK AMIGOS
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Old 01-08-2017, 03:07 PM   #178
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Old 01-08-2017, 11:28 PM   #179
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Old 01-09-2017, 06:49 PM   #180
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YES FOLKS THIS IS IN FACT THE SHIT WE ARE DEALING WITH
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Old 01-10-2017, 02:08 PM   #181
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Old 01-10-2017, 08:56 PM   #182
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This chick is insane and also that is most definitely a shark. Save it for August, chicky-doo.

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Old 01-15-2017, 09:46 AM   #183
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GOOD MORNING BACHELOR NATION

THIS IS JERI COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THE ATL WITH HIS BRAND NEW SHINY LAPTOP AND YET ANOTHER EPISODE OF EVERYONE'S FAVORITE IRL HAREM ANIME, THE BACHELOR

THIS WEEK

HELICOPTER RIDES

WEIRD BRIDAL THINGS

BIKINI TOPS FLYING OFF

CATFIGHTS

WAY TOO MANY MAKEOUTS

SEX DRAMA

OH MY GOD THE SLAP ALSO HAPPENS PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THAT
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Old 01-15-2017, 09:55 AM   #184
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THE LADIES ARE ALL QUITE PSYCHED AND ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT HOW GR8 NICK IS

HERE COMES OUR USELESS HOST WITH DATE CARD NUMBER ONE GET PUMPED

THIS WEEK IS 2 GROUP DATES AND 1 ONE ON ONE, AND NOT EVERYONE WILL GO ON A DATE

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CRAZY
VANESSA
SARAH
ALEXIS
HALEY
LACEY
BRITNEY
JASMINE
RAVEN
DANIELLE L
TAYLOR
ELIZABETH W

ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID...



CRAZY TALKS ABOUT HOW SHE'S NEVER BEEN A BRIDESMAID BECAUSE SHE'S A "NATURAL BRIDE"

UGH STFU

THE GIRLS ALL FEIGN EXCITEMENT FOR THE GROUP DATE

SO UNSURPRISINGLY THE "DATE" IS A WEDDING THEMED PHOTO SHOOT

HE POINTS OUT THAT GROUP DATES ARE WEIRD (NO SHIT SHERLOCK)

THE LAWYER ACTS LIKE SHE IS EXCITED BUT HER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SAY OTHERWISE

AND THEY GOT LIKE THE GAYEST PHOTOGRAPHER POSSIBLE TO DO THIS (HE IS WEARING A ROMPER THAT LOOKS LIKE THE 80'S THREW UP ALL OVER HIM)

VANESSA IS THE 80'S BRIDE (TRAGIC)

AWFUL SOUTHERN GIRL IS A PREGNANT BRIDE (LOL)

AWWW THE POOR TRAVEL NURSE GIRL HAS NO TOP

AND SOME OF THE GIRLS HAVE TO WEAR UGLY BRIDESMAID DRESSES

MAKEUP MONTAGE~

CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER BRAGS ABOUT HOW SHE KISSED HIM FIRST (AND MAKES A FLOP OF A POOP JOKE)

ONE OF THE GIRLS BEGINS TO GET PARANOID

AND OF COURSE THEY GAVE THE CRAZY MOFO A BIKINI DRESS

BUT THEN THE ONE GIRL WITH ONLY THE BOTTOM COMES IN LOOKIN ALL HOT AND CRAZY MOFO STARTS TO FREAK OUT

JESUS GIRL
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Old 01-15-2017, 10:07 AM   #185
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OKAY SO MOST GROUP DATES ARE PRETTY CRINGEY BUT THIS ONE REALLY TAKES THE CAKE (PUN SOMEWHAT INTENDED)

THEY PLAY A GROSS JAZZY 80S RENDITION OF THE WEDDING MARCH

FIRST SHOOT IS "VEGAS ELOPING BRIDE" IN A PARTY WEDDING DRESS

THIS ONE IS REALLY GROSS AND OVERLY SEXUAL

NEXT IS BIKER WEDDING

WHICH IS WEIRD BUT NOT AS GROSS

THE SHOTGUN ONE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY

LOTS OF GIVING BIRTH POSES

OMG THE 80S WEDDING HAHAHA

VANESSA ROCKS IT GO VANESSA

THIS ONE HAS THE BRIDESMAIDS

IT'S ALREADY GETTING WEIRD

A TRADITIONAL WEDDING???

OH GOD WEIRD SECOND HAND KISSING JOKES

(THE ROMPER IS SOOOOO DISTRACTING)

PRINCESS WEDDING???????????

THE POOR GIRL IS HAVING FEELINGS OH NOOOOO HONEY NOOOOO

CRAZY MOFO IS REALLY GOIN CRAZY SHE IS SO FUCKING AGGRESSIVE

BACK AT THE HOUSE THERE IS SOME WEIRD TENSION CREATED ENTIRELY BY THE GIRL WHO SLEPT WITH HIM

OH CHRIST HERE'S THE BACHELOR IN HIS LEAFY SKIVVIES

OMG SHUT UP CRAZY MOFO NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU

UNF HE FINE THO

SO CRAZY MOFO IS GOING TO TRY TO ONE UP THE TOPLESS GIRL

...BY STRIPPING

WELL

THAT HAPPENED

HE'S LIKE "UMMMMMM AM I REALLY GOING TO GRAB THIS GIRL'S BOOBS"

HE IS LEGITIMATELY EMBARRASSED BY THIS GIRL

OH MOTHERFUCKER THE CRAZY MOFO WON THE PRIZE OR WHATEVER

UGH SHE IS AWFUL

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Old 01-15-2017, 10:19 AM   #186
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ALRIGHT POST DATE COCKTAIL PARTY ROSE ON THE LINE

CRAZY MOFO IS THE FIRST TO GRAB HIM AND ALL THE GIRLS THROW A SHITLOAD OF SHADE

GOD I HATE HER SOOOOOO MUCH

LITERALLY THE ONLY COMPLEMENTS HE GIVES HER IS THAT SHE'S SEXY AND TAKES THE INITIATIVE

SO SHE'S AGGRESSIVELY SEXUAL YES THIS IS TRUE HOWEVER THIS IS NOT A GOOD QUALITY

SHE'S GETTING CLINGY WEEK 1 YOU NEED TO STOPPPPPP



BORING CONVO WITH COUNTRY GIRL (THERE'S TWO OF THEM ACTUALLY I CANT TEL THEM APART)

SECOND DATE CARD THIS IS THE ONE ON ONE

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DANIELLE M?

OUR RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...


SOOOOOOO HELICOPTER DATE

OMG CRAZY MOFO IS SCHWASTY ALREADY SHE NEEDS TO CHILLLL

(OH IT WAS DOLPHIN GIRL THAT WAS PREGNANT)

HAHAHAHA OMG CRAZY MOFO COMES UP TO DOLPHIN GIRL AND IS LITERALLY JUST LIKE "UM IM INTERRUPTING YOU"

SHE WAS ALSO LIKE "I MIGHT HAVE FLASHED HIM BUT ITS FINE LOL"

WOW OKAY I TRY NOT TO PULL THIS OUT ON THIS SHOW BUT GOD

THIS GIRL IS A BITCH
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Old 01-15-2017, 10:29 AM   #187
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DAMN THE MENTAL HEALTH GIRL GOT HER MASTERS AT JOHN HOPKINS

OH MY GOD THO CRAZY MOFO STEALS HIM THRICE

GO TO HELL YOU CRAZY ASS



OHHHH BUT TAYLOR COMES IN FOR THE DOUBLE STEAL GOOD ON YOU GIRL

CRAZY MOFO GETS PISSED BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S "RUDE" AND STARTS SPEAKING IN THE THIRD PERSON

AWWWWWW MEANWHILE TAYLOR AND NICK HAVE A REALLY PRECIOUS MOMENT WHERE HE SEEMS GENUINELY TOUCHED OMGGGGGG

OKAY NOW GO AWAY CRAZY MOFO THEY HAVE A REALLY FUCKING AWK PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CONVERSATION WHERE CRAZY MOFO IS LIKE "ARE YOU OKAY LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE OKAY ARE YOU OKAY OKAY OKAY"

AND THEN COMPLAINS ABOUT THE CONVERSATION AND STARTS LECTURING EACH OTHER ABOUT HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL WEIRD

ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE LIKE "THIS BITCH THO"

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. OMG

VANESSA CALLS HER OUT FOR BEING PHONY AS SHIT

UH OH HERE COMES NICK ROSE TIME

IF IT GOES TO CRAZY MOFO I STG

UGHHHHH FUCKING PRODUCERS DO NOT REWARD THE GIRL FOR HIS CRAZY AND SEXUAL AGGRESSIVENESS

YOUR DAD WOULD NOT BE PROUD GIRL

SHE'S LIKE "OMG GUYS I WAS JUST BEING MYSELF CLEARLY YOU BITCHES ARE ALL FAKE AND IM SUPER REAL XOXO IM GONNA JUST TAKE MY TOP OFF"

OH MAN COUNTRY GIRL THROWS SOME MAJOR SHADE AND IS LIKE "IF HE ONLY GIVES ROSES TO GIRLS WHO LEAD WITH THEIR SEXUALITY MAYBE THERE'S A REASON HE'S ON THIS SHOW FOR A FOURTH TIME"
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Old 01-15-2017, 10:39 AM   #188
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SO CRAZY MOFO CONTINUES THE CRAZY

AWWWW THE NEONATAL NURSE IS SO PRECIOUS GO GIRL GO

SHE GOT THE ONE ON ONE AND THEY'RE FLYING IN A HELICOPTER (ALWAYS A FUCKING HELICOPTER)

WOW OKAY THO THIS IS KINDA BOSS THEY'RE LANDING ON A YACHT

THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY AMAZING DATE EVEN IF THE HELICOPTER THING IS WAY OVERDONE

THEY'RE BOTH FROM WI THAT'S PRETTY NICE

BACK AT THE MANSION THE GIRLS ARE MULLING ABOUT NERVOUSLY AWAITING THE NEXT DATE CARD

THAT ONE GIRL CONTINUES TO OBSESS ABOUT HER HAVING HAD SEX WITH NICK

SHE UNLOADS ON ONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS

SHE'S LIKE "I WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE" (EXCEPT THE CAMERAS)

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Old 01-15-2017, 10:49 AM   #189
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DANIELLE IS GIDDY AND PRECIOUS AND THEY HAVE A SUPER ROMANTIC DINNER

MAN THEY'RE PRECIOUS

OH GOD SHE WAS ENGAGED AND HER FIANCÉ OD'D AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS AN ADDICT

POOR SWEET GIRL D:

THEY HAD JUST GOTTEN ENGAGED TOO

MAN THIS IS SO GREAT I LOVE HER I HOPE SHE GOES SUPER FAR

THEY GO ON A FERRIS WHEEL THIS IS SUPER ROMANTIC

DATE CARD

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KRISTIN
QUIRKY GIRL
ASTRID
JAIMI
KRISTINA?
LIZ (SLEPT WITH HIM)

WE NEED TO TALK...


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Old 01-15-2017, 10:58 AM   #190
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GROUP DATE 2 TIME

THEY'RE IN HOLLYWOOD WHICH MAKES ME NERVOUS

THEY ARE AT THE MUSEUM OF BROKEN RELATIONSHIPS

WELL UM I GUESS THAT'S... APPROPRIATE

THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY SORT OF INTERESTING

THE RING THAT NICK PICKED OUT FOR THE LAST GIRL HE ALMOST PROPOSED TO IS HERE AS WELL

THEY HAVE A UM STAGED BREAKUP???

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS A STAGED BREAKUP CHALLENGE THIS IS GONNA BE GOOOOOOD

SLEPT WITH HIM FREAKS OUT ABOUT TALKING TO HIM ABOUT IT
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Old 01-15-2017, 11:07 AM   #191
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OKAY SO I KIND OF LOVE WATCHING THESE BREAKUP PLAYS

THE FIRST GIRL MAKES A FUNNY JOKE ABOUT DATING HER AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS LOLOLOL

THE ONE GIRL WHO IS A DENTAL HYGIENIST BREAKS UP WITH HIM FOR NOT FLOSSING

ONE OF THE WEIRD BORED GIRL COMPLAINS ABOUT HIM BEING MESSY

OH HE FIRES BACK AT ONE OF THE GIRLS WOW

OKAY THIS IS ACTUALLY GENUINELY FUNNY

OH SHIT! THIS IS WHERE SOMEONE SLAPS HIM ITS QUIRKY GIRL

GOD DAMMIT PRODUCERS MANIPULATING US

OKAY QUIRKY GIRL KILLS IT

OH NO HERE COME SWH TO RUIN THE GAME

SHE HAS A SPEECH PREPARED WHY

WOW THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE TOO REAL MAN THIS IS LIKE UM

AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDD

ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE LIKE "WAIT UM HUH WHATS HAPPENING"

HE'S GENUINELY CONFUSED

OH GOD OH WHY THAT WAS TERRIBLE

WAS THAT A CALLOUT??? IDK I WOULD HAVE BEEN PISSED IF I WERE HIM

OKAY YEAH YOU NEED TO TALK THIS OUT KIDS
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SO SWH PUT A HUGE DAMPER ON THIS OTHERWISE REALLY NEAT GROUP DATE AND IS FUCKING ALL THIS UP

HE IS CLEARLY TOTALLY DISTRACTED BY THIS WHOLE THING AND IT'S RUINING EVERYTHING

THE BALLS GIRL ADMITS THAT SHE DATED A GIRL WHEN ASKED ABOUT INTERESTING RELATIONSHIPS (2017 YALL)

HE'S STARTING TO LOOSEN UP A BIT BUTTTT

UH OH THE GIRL SWH TOLD SAYS THAT SHE TOLD HER ABOUT THEIR HISTORY

S I G H

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OKAY SO TIME FOR THE AWKWARD TALK

THEY CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT THE WHOLE THING ABOUT HOW SHE DIDN'T GET HIS NUMBER IT'S A LOT OF TRYING TO JUSTIFY HER BAD MOVE AND WHATEVER

HE'S CLEARLY NOT BUYING THIS

THE GIRLS ARE CLEARLY GETTING SUSPICIOUS

WELP HE SENDS HER HOME

ALRIGHT HERE HE GOES GOTTA TELL THE LADIES LETS SEE HOW THIS WORKS OUT

BOMBSHELL ALL THE LADIES ARE SHOCKED

...TO BE CONTINUED FOR REAL THO

UM SO UH BLOOPERS?

DOLPHIN GIRL GOT HER BOOBS DONE A YEAR AGO AND CELEBRATES HER BOOBS BIRTHDAY UGH WHY SEND HER HOME PLZ
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WOW WHAT A TRAINWRECK

WELL

I AM QUITE DISSATISFIED WITH THAT ENDING I SUPPOSE WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK TO SEE THIS ALL BLOW UP IN HIS FACE

THANKS ONCE AGAIN FOR TUNING INTO OUR PROGRAM SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

SAME BACHELOR TIME SAME BACHELOR CHANNEL
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BORKED

AN ACCURATE SUMMARY OF THIS SHOW
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:39 AM   #196
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Yoooo, I am SO here for this.

Unpopular(?) opinion, but I like Nick. (This may change by the end of the season, and is actually pretty likely, I tend to get bitter by the end.) I didn't watch either of his Bachelorette seasons (yet), but he was pretty great on BiP. I like his self-deprecating humour and his silly hair which he has finally found a decent style for.

So far I like Danielle M, but I'm not in love with her like a lot of people seem to be, and I dunno how much she and Nick really suit each other. I like Vanessa a lot. AND I REALLY LIKE RACHEL. I dig her with Nick, too - and I've heard that Nick has actually dated ladies of colour for reals, so the PoC contestants might not all get booted in rapid succession! That would be ace.

Kristina is really pretty and I like her accent. Also she was adopted when she was like 11 so that makes my heart sad and I want her to have a good life.

Christen's face doesn't look real to me, idek. That nose.

I kind of want to like Alexis, it's cool how unashamed she is to be herself, but I'm sorry I can't not judge someone for not knowing that dolphins don't have gills.

#mostlyhatewatching #butprobablyinvestedbytheend

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Okay here I am with fancy Japanese chocolate and I am ready to TURN ON CRUISE CONTROL

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE YEA

***SOME EXPLICIT CONTENT AHEAD***

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS BLONDE CHICK IN THE YELLOW DRESS

SHIT IS CORINNE GOING TO GET HIM TO PUT IT IN HER BUTT

SHE'S GETTING THE ROSE

SHE SHOULD STICK IT IN HER VAG AND SAY "WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE" *THRUST*

UGH CORINNE YOU ARE BASIC AF WHIPPED CREAM REALLY

LOL NICK'S MOUTHFUL-OF-CREAM FACE, V V ATTRACTIVE MR VIALL

AWW SHE SQUIRTED CREAM ON HERSELF AND MADE HIM LICK IT OFF AND NOW SHE FEELS "DEGRADED" OH MY STARS WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING

OH RIGHT WE WERE DUE FOR A ROSE CEREMONY IN THIS

HAHA NICK WOULDN'T TAKE HER TO BED SO SHE TOOK HERSELF :'D

THIS MAN DOES ROSE CEREMONIES IN A CLASSY WAY ((UNLIKE CORINNE, PLS TAKE NOTE))

UGH KRISTINA YOU'RE SO PRETTY

NICK YOU MUMBLY BASTARD LEARN TO ENUNCIATE

A LOT OF PEOPLE REALLY LIKE RAVEN BUT I CAN'T WITH THAT ACCENT AND I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE'D BE TERRIBLY COMPATIBLE WITH NICK FROM WHAT I KNOW IDK

"MOVE BITCHES" SIDEEYEING YOU A BIT HERE SHARK GIRL

OH YELLOW DRESS IS GONE GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO SHE WAS

AW HAILEY I FEEL BAD FOR YOU GIRL, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY ANXIOUS IN TWO ROSE CEREMONIES I DON'T THINK THIS FRANCHISE IS FOR YOU


GROUP DATE 1:

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ARE THE BACKSTREET BOYS STILL RELEVANT???? TO ANYONE OUTSIDE THIS ROOM????????? DID THESE LADIES RECEIVE SCREAM COACHING BEFOREHAND

I FEEL LIKE TAYLOR FITS IN HERE BECAUSE GIRL LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 13

LMAO NICK'S ENTRANCE ONSTAGE, SO DORKY, CUTE

HOW DO THEY DETERMINE WHO GETS A BLACK CHOKER VS WHO GETS A RED THING, THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I THINK ABOUT

I COULD NOT TAKE THIS "SERENADE" EVEN REMOTELY SERIOUSLY BECAUSE I CAN ONLY HEAR THE WEIRD AL VERSION OF THAT SONG OKAY

SOMEONE INTERRUPT HER AND THEN REINTERRUPT HER UGHHH I KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE CORINNE BUT REALLY

"MADE CORINNE GREAT AGAIN" UGH THIS IS NOT GOING TO HELP THE RUMOURS THAT YOU ARE A TRUMP LOVECHILD

HOLY WOW THE NANNY THING HAS COME OUT THIS IS GLORIOUS

HOW IS CORINNE GOING TO LIVE WITH A BOOB JOB IF SHE LITERALLY CAN'T KEEP HER NIPPLES INSIDE A GARMENT AS IT IS

JASMINE IS NOT JUST THROWING SHADE SHE IS CATAPULTING IT, GIVE HER THE ROSSSSE


ONE ON ONE DATE:

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I WANNA GO ON A ZERO G THING THAT SOUNDS SWEET BRO

I'M GLAD IT'S VANESSA SHE'S PRETTY COOL

HAHAHAHA NICK'S ZERO G DANCE GIVES ME LIFE

AW HE'S RUBBING HER FEET WHILE SHE PUKES THAT'S ACTUALLY PRECIOUS??

GOD I'D BE SO PARANOID ABOUT BARFING AND HAVING IT FLOAT UP INTO YOUR DATE'S FACE

I'D TOTALLY STILL GO ON THAT PLANE THOUGH

VANESSA THANKS HIM FOR STAYING "BY HER SIDE", CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE JUST FUCKED OFF DOWN THE OTHER END OF THE PLANE TO DO SOMERSAULTS ON HIS OWN, LMAO

I LIKE THAT NICK STILL SAYS HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ANDI, IT WOULD BE PRETTY TEMPTING TO RETCON THAT SHIT

AWWWW HE'S CRYING THAT IS LEGITIMATELY SWEET, SIGH ABL IS GETTING INVESTED IN THIS TRASH, DON'T JUDGE ME I'LL JUDGE MYSELF
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GROUP DATE 2:

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LOL THE SPORTS MONTAGE MUSIC

THE GIANT PHOTO OF NICK ON THE HIGH JUMP MAT

YAYYY RACHEL YAAAYYYY

HAHAHA NICK LOOKING "SULTRY" BY THE HOT TUB

OH MAN THAT RACE

TALK ABOUT A BROKEN ENGAGEMENT AMIRITE :V IS THIS A BAD OMEN???

RACHEL I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU

NOW SHE'S COMFORTING DOMINIQUE AND BEING A MATURE ADULT TO BOOT YES RACHEL

AND BLAMING NICK FOR HER CABIN FEVER HAHA

TEAM RACHEL

IS "IN HER HEAD" GOING TO BE THE NEW JADE-AND-TANNER'S-WEDDING?

OHHH SHE GOT DUMPED

I FEEL BAD FOR HER BUT IT'S A BIT MUCH TO EXPECT NICK TO PLAY "SENSE WHEN I'M SAD AND COMFORT ME" WHEN THERE ARE DOZENS OF WOMEN WANDERING AROUND

RACHEL GETS THE ROSE BOOYAHHHHH


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OH MY GODDDD IS THAT RACHEL IN A PENGUIN ONESIE I LOVE HER EVEN MORE

"I LOVE HOW FUN AND PLAYFUL CORINNE IS" BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY A CHILD NICK

OH SHIT RAVEN IS BEING A TATTLETALE ABOUT THE NANNY YES GOOD

NICK IS SO CONFUSED

I LOVE THE CUTS TO CORINNE IN BED WITH THE SNORING, THANK YOU EDITING TEAM

VANESSA IS CALLING. HIM. OUT.

LOT OF CASUAL SWEARING THIS SEASON

JOSEPHINE IS SINGING A SONG AND NICK'S FACE IS MY FACE

LET'S HOPE SHE'S NOT HERE TO LAUNCH HER MUSIC CAREER


PUMPED FOR NEXT WEEK
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SAAAAAME

PREVIOUSLY ON THE BACHELOR

A SHITTY CLIFFHANGER

SWH FUCKED UP HARD

NOW NICK GETS TO CONFESS TO THE LADIES

TIME TO PROBABLY NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S 2017 AND WHO CARES REALLY

EVERYONE FAKES SHOCK

THIS IS P DUMB

(NICK IS WEARING A SEXY FLORAL TIE I SORTA WANT ONE)

(ALSO WAS THIS WEDDING FOR SOMEONE NAMED JADEN TANNER OR ARE THERE TWO PEOPLE HERE)

NICK MAKES A TOTALLY UNNECESSARY EXPLANATION THAT NO ONE NEEDS BECAUSE THIS IS NONE OF THEIR GODDAMNED BUSINESS

REALTALK I ALWAYS THINK ITS STRANGE HOW EVERYONE THINK THEY'RE "DATING" THE SAME PERSON BECAUSE LIKE

IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS DATING

NOW PEOPLE HAVE A LEGITIMATE FEAR OF HIM HAVING SEX BEFORE THE FANTASY SUITE

UM

SO

CRAZY BITCH IS PREPARING TO FLASH HIM

WELL
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