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Old 10-11-2016, 04:18 PM   #3851
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Quite right as well.

Those things were designed to stop terror bombings by prematurely exploding before they could cause damage to others around them.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:24 PM   #3852
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Just saw Deo's new user title and my immediate thought was:

"I think you mean 'UPN Son', son!"
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Old 10-13-2016, 12:01 AM   #3853
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Old 10-17-2016, 02:46 PM   #3854
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Old 10-19-2016, 03:41 PM   #3855
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https://reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5..._leading_to_a/

This is an amazing story. Go. Go and read it right now.
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Old 10-19-2016, 08:15 PM   #3856
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Old 10-20-2016, 09:47 AM   #3857
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Old 10-21-2016, 09:18 AM   #3858
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Old 10-21-2016, 09:25 AM   #3859
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It's amazing how every time I get linked to Facebook it looks more and more like the site was recently in a dumpster fire.
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Old 10-22-2016, 08:41 PM   #3860
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Old 10-23-2016, 09:00 AM   #3861
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It's such a shame there's no author name. I've never seen most of these kinds of grammar mistakes and I'm actually really curious what the author's first language is.

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For you fans of Madonna, prepared shocked again by the news of his love story. Because the ex-wife of Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie have found a replacement Brahim Zaibat. The love story that has been built up over the 3 years, she had run aground and replacement. Who is boyfriend of Madonna?
I'm actually sort of leaning towards Russian?
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Old 10-24-2016, 05:06 AM   #3862
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Old 10-24-2016, 05:08 AM   #3863
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I'm unreasonably pleased that animation research publications read exactly like biochemistry research publications, except instead of the figures being microscope pictures of fluorescently-labeled cancer cells compared to non-fluorescent normal cells, it's just two of the same cartoon fox giving you the "fuck me" eyes.
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Old 10-24-2016, 07:36 AM   #3864
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The funniest part of it is the anthropomorphic fox is not actually referred to as an anthropomorphic fox, but a "furry".

Also, it also helps explain how Illumination Entertainment claims to use "inexpensive" animation techniques to keep their costs down. Disney adds bloat for meaningless stuff like fur.
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Old 10-29-2016, 07:15 AM   #3865
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So this isn't even vaguely intelligent humour but I heard this joke and immediately thought of this thread because it should just be so not funny or ok but my immediate reaction to hearing it was to laugh anyway. What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

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Bolt can successfully finish a race.
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Old 10-30-2016, 07:58 AM   #3866
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MSN sometimes yields good clickbait.

Voila.

Most of the comparisons are pretty enlightening. The women are old, wrinkly, and whatnot, and photoshop erases those flaws.

But some of them are more curious. Like Justin Beiber.



Can you spot the difference?
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Old 10-30-2016, 08:52 AM   #3867
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Is there only one? Because it looks like they:
  1. shrunk his head a little
  2. enlarged his hands a little
  3. enlarged his bulge a little
  4. enlarged his thighs a little
  5. enlarged his upper arms a little
It's hard for me to tell if the slight enlargements are the result of the picture on the right possibly being more zoomed in than the one on the left or not. Given most of the torso, it genuinely seems not. It genuinely seems like they did minor touch ups to a whole bunch of body parts. But if it is just an optical illusion created by zoom-in, then the only two changes that still hold would seem to be the bulge and the head shrinkage.
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Old 10-30-2016, 09:01 AM   #3868
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His bulge is 50% bigger, and his arse is 25% bigger. Didn't notice the arse until just now.

Other touches I didn't care for: they sharpened and enalrged his muscles to make him look ripped, and thickened his neck. They basically turned Bieber into a scrawny bodybuilder.
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Old 10-31-2016, 08:41 PM   #3869
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Hahaha, so: R.L. Stine had an AMA on Reddit, I just discovered it and was perusing it, and I came upon this:

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Was season 1 episode 8 of the television series, "My Hairiest Adventure," meant as a puberty allegory?

You da man, Bob!
Maybe.
Confirmed enough for me!
This made me laugh. And also reminded me of JonTron's take on the episode:

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(Skip to 3m54s and watch the next two minutes.)
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Old 11-01-2016, 12:51 PM   #3870
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Old 11-05-2016, 05:02 PM   #3871
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Old 11-05-2016, 05:03 PM   #3872
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Old 11-05-2016, 08:41 PM   #3873
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When Jeremy Bentham died, he curiously decided his mummified body should be preserved as a figurine in a display. Unfortunately, the mummification process didn't work for his head, so he was given a wax head in place.

However, up until the mid 20th century, Bentham's head was actually included in the same display with his body, just at his feet:

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Old 11-05-2016, 11:43 PM   #3874
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Old 11-21-2016, 12:46 AM   #3875
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When Christmas comes, give the most touching gift.

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