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Old 05-07-2017, 02:37 PM   #1
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Old 05-07-2017, 07:57 PM   #2
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Chiko - Today at 7:33 PM
He was just
doing it on a
whim
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:33 PM
shoots Chiko
BAD
Chiko - Today at 7:33 PM
You mean
eggcellent
Tate - Today at 7:34 PM
You eggxasperate me
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:34 PM
stabs Chiko 37 times in the chest
Whimsy - Today at 7:34 PM
eggcellent puns(edited)
Tate - Today at 7:35 PM
I eggcel at these
OkikuMew - Today at 7:35 PM
Go eggs-over-easy there :stuck_out_tongue:
Chiko - Today at 7:35 PM
I might eggsit now
Whimsy - Today at 7:35 PM
planning to eggxact revenge?
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:35 PM
I AM GOING TO MURDER ALL OF YOU
Tate - Today at 7:36 PM
This is getting eggcessive
Chiko - Today at 7:36 PM
I mean, it'll be all white
OkikuMew - Today at 7:36 PM
Someone just got out if his shell.
Tate - Today at 7:36 PM
Heather should be more laid back
Ketilya - Today at 7:36 PM
Guys, I totally want in on this, but I don't want to be considered an EGG-cessory to murder
Whimsy - Today at 7:36 PM
I think we better scramble before Heather makes good on her word
Chiko - Today at 7:37 PM
This is a real crack up
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:37 PM
incomprehensible rage shouting
Tate - Today at 7:37 PM
Alright guys, yolk' s over.
MMSnorby - Today at 7:37 PM
dont worry about murder, guys. Yknow what they say
cant make an omelette without cracking a few eggs
Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż
Chiko - Today at 7:37 PM
good yolk
Snorby
MMSnorby - Today at 7:37 PM
that was uneggceptably uncreative, Chiko
:thumbsdown:
Chiko - Today at 7:38 PM
I gave it a crack :<
@Mother Suqueerior Out of 10, how dead are we?
Tate - Today at 7:38 PM
Hey, i think it was clutch chiko
Alto - Today at 7:38 PM
:cheers:
MMSnorby - Today at 7:38 PM
oh man you're really egging her on by pinging her Chiko
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:39 PM
APPROXIMATELY 3 MILLION
Chiko - Today at 7:39 PM
Eggcellence
OkikuMew - Today at 7:39 PM
@Chiko I would say a dozen.
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:39 PM
nukes the chat 3 million times
Chiko - Today at 7:39 PM
That was eggcessive
Tate - Today at 7:39 PM
Guess we're poached.
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:39 PM
BURN IN FUCK
Chiko - Today at 7:40 PM
Then a hen, we probably deserve this
MMSnorby - Today at 7:40 PM
guys maybe we should stop
Whimsy - Today at 7:40 PM
Such uneggceptable language
MMSnorby - Today at 7:40 PM
I think Heather finally cracked
Alto - Today at 7:40 PM
I never pegged you to be the violent type Tsun-chan(edited)
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:40 PM
NGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tate - Today at 7:40 PM
She's usually a chill chick(edited)
Chiko - Today at 7:40 PM
:SmugTsunedited)
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:41 PM
THERE WILL BE
POINTY RECKONINGS
MMSnorby - Today at 7:41 PM
NGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's funny because fish like Undyne lay eggs
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:41 PM
WITH RUSTY KNIVES
Alto - Today at 7:41 PM
Eggs dee
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:41 PM
AND SNAPPED NECKS
Chiko - Today at 7:42 PM
Think we'll all be put in an air cell
after this
MMSnorby - Today at 7:42 PM
well hen, that's an eggsceptionally violent reaction
Tate - Today at 7:42 PM
We scrambled her brains
OkikuMew - Today at 7:42 PM
I think we're all gonna be boiled alive guys(edited)
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:42 PM
Boiled? Oh no
Chiko - Today at 7:42 PM
Albumen in the world like eggcellent jokes
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:43 PM
I'm thinking deep fried then smashed against several surfaces
MMSnorby - Today at 7:43 PM
we're cracking up now but
when Heather's done with us
Tate - Today at 7:43 PM
She'll egg sac her revenge, wait and see.
MMSnorby - Today at 7:43 PM
we'll be a whole new kind of cracked up
Chiko - Today at 7:43 PM
Maybe we should shell out some cash to stop Heather from cracking
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:43 PM
If anyone's cracking anything IM CRACKING SKULLS
Alto - Today at 7:43 PM
Look on the sunny side up, we will run out of eggcelent puns eventually.
Tate - Today at 7:44 PM
Don't worry alto, I can dr-egg up some more.
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:44 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE
MMSnorby - Today at 7:44 PM
seriously though at this rate we'll all end up like Humpty Dumpty
Alto - Today at 7:44 PM
Heather is getting
Reggt
Chiko - Today at 7:44 PM
If we're not careful, Heather will fire chalaza
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:44 PM
YES, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER
BEVAUSE YOULL BE BLOODY PILES OF FLESHY JELLO
Chiko - Today at 7:45 PM
Okay, I'm done, I made albumen and chalaza puns work
MMSnorby - Today at 7:45 PM
you mean yolky piles of cracked shells, surely
Tate - Today at 7:45 PM
I must eggpress, I love a good pun.
Chiko - Today at 7:45 PM
gonna stop cracking these out
Alto - Today at 7:45 PM
Well I'll be deviled
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:45 PM
inhuman screeching
BURN
ALL OF YOU BURN
OkikuMew - Today at 7:46 PM
...Should I switch in French so we could have a bigger range of puns? :stuck_out_tongue:
Chiko - Today at 7:46 PM
Want us to be rawsted alive?(edited)
MMSnorby - Today at 7:46 PM
this is truly an eggsemplary showing of FB's pun skills, but I'm afraid I can't come up with too many more
my brain is totally fried
Chiko - Today at 7:47 PM
Seems the yolk is getting old now
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:47 PM
screams and jumps off a cliff
Chiko - Today at 7:47 PM
meaning we should scramble
MMSnorby - Today at 7:47 PM
I eggspect this will show up in the quote thread later tonight
Chiko - Today at 7:47 PM
Heather took the yolk too far
Tate - Today at 7:47 PM
I suppose I'm egghausted.
Chiko - Today at 7:48 PM
Must have caused her to boil
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:48 PM
I just want you all to know
That I want to strangle all of you
MMSnorby - Today at 7:48 PM
goddamn, this is getting eggcessive. Fifteen straight minutes of puns.
Jeri - Today at 7:48 PM
i think heather is about to crack under pressure
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:48 PM
punches Jeri NO
Chiko - Today at 7:48 PM
Think she already cracked
Tate - Today at 7:48 PM
Et tu, Jere?
Jeri - Today at 7:49 PM
you know what they say
MMSnorby - Today at 7:49 PM
that omelette fell out of the frying pan and into the fire a loooooong time ago Jeri
Jeri - Today at 7:49 PM
sometimes you have to break some eggs to make an omlette
Chiko - Today at 7:49 PM
okay Snorby
:p
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:49 PM
THAT ONE'S BEEN USED ALREADY
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Jeri - Today at 7:49 PM
:stuck_out_tongue:
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:49 PM
THAT IS A SIN
OkikuMew - Today at 7:49 PM
We are truly the leading eggsample for puns(edited)
Chiko - Today at 7:49 PM
SOMETIMES
MMSnorby - Today at 7:49 PM
Jeri wasn't here for me saying that so it's eggsceptable
Chiko - Today at 7:49 PM
YOU
HAVE
TO
BREAK
A
FEW
EGGS
TO
MAKE
AN
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:49 PM
CHIKO I WILL STAB YOU
Chiko - Today at 7:49 PM
OMELETTE(edited)
MMSnorby - Today at 7:49 PM
GG
Jeri - Today at 7:49 PM
I don't always eggcel in original puns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o
YouTube
Jeremiah Pascual
egg song


Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:50 PM
YOU MISSPELLED OMLETTE GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKER
MMSnorby - Today at 7:50 PM
sometimes you have to break a few eggs to crack a Heather
Jeri pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 7:50 PM
Tate - Today at 7:50 PM
I love a good eggcercise in creativity.
Jeri - Today at 7:50 PM
I LOVE YOU EGG
MMSnorby - Today at 7:50 PM
...you just did too, Heather. uneggsceptable
Chiko - Today at 7:51 PM
albumen in here are good at making egg puns, all the women too
Jeri - Today at 7:51 PM
come into my tummy oh so very yummy crack crack crack chip and chip and chip away your shell and come
to
me
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:51 PM
THIS IS WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME
Chiko - Today at 7:51 PM
:egg:
��2
:egg:
��2
:egg:
��2
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:51 PM
:angry_tedd:
MMSnorby - Today at 7:52 PM
hey Heather you brought this upon yourself
you kept egging us on with your reactions
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:52 PM
:urge_to_kill:
Chiko - Today at 7:52 PM
:SmugTsun:
Seems the yolk is over, huh?
gotta keep cracking away at this
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:54 PM
Fuck you okay
MMSnorby - Today at 7:54 PM
Nah, this isn't funny amymore. We should just leggo of the joke.
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 7:54 PM
you fucking win just end this bullshit


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Old 05-08-2017, 06:39 PM   #3
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Old 05-13-2017, 10:31 AM   #4
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Whimsy - Today at 10:07 AM
Could you edit mine to my current username? it feels odd having swampertforever there
Tate - Today at 10:10 AM
Hey Marion, when you get a xhance, can you confirm my adoption?
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:11 AM
Especially since it ended up being such a misnomer. SwampertuntilIchangemyname
脱線 - Today at 10:11 AM

MMSnorby - Today at 10:11 AM
swampertforawhile
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:11 AM
Swampertsometimes
脱線 - Today at 10:12 AM
Swampertalbeittemporarily
Toyo - Today at 10:12 AM
swampertabit
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:12 AM
SwampertuntilWhims
Whimsy - Today at 10:12 AM
swampertmomentarily
脱線 - Today at 10:13 AM
Swampertuntilabetterofferpresentsitself
Whimsy - Today at 10:13 AM
swampertbutopentootheropportunities
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:15 AM
Swampertbutwe'renotmarriedtoit
Chalis - Today at 10:15 AM
.
脱線 - Today at 10:15 AM
Okay but I feel like if someone signed up as Swampertwife that would be cause for concern
MMSnorby - Today at 10:15 AM
Whimsy should get his name changed to swampertneveragain tbh
脱線 - Today at 10:16 AM
Swampertinthepastonly
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:16 AM
ExSwampert
脱線 - Today at 10:16 AM
Swampertisbehindmenow
SwampertandIhaveregrets
Chalis - Today at 10:16 AM
And u can be MMSnerdy
MMSnorby - Today at 10:16 AM
theartistformerlyknownasswampert
Whimsy - Today at 10:17 AM
swampertbutnoregretsactually
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:18 AM
SwampertandIdecidedtoseeotherusernames
MMSnorby - Today at 10:18 AM
swampertconsciouslyuncoupled
Whimsy - Today at 10:18 AM
swampertwe'restillfriendsthough
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:18 AM
Swampertanditwastotallymutual
SwampertshutupImnotcryingyourecrying
MMSnorby - Today at 10:20 AM
swampertthereareothermudfishinthesea
NEW MESSAGES
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:21 AM
swampertinevitablereconciliation
swampertforeveragain
脱線 - Today at 10:21 AM
Swampertrenewingourvows
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:24 AM
And, the inevitable conclusion
Swampert5ever
脱線 - Today at 10:24 AM
:skin-tone-1:
that was a wild ride
MuyoThompson - Today at 10:24 AM
What we just did was art.
Ketilya - Today at 10:28 AM
Beautiful
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Old 05-13-2017, 10:43 AM   #5
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Old 05-13-2017, 06:01 PM   #6
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Surprised they didn't say "Swampertonawhim".
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Old 05-25-2017, 07:05 AM   #7
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Old 05-26-2017, 01:30 PM   #8
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deoxys - Today at 2:23 PM
Emi if you don't reply to bedlam I'm gonna scream SO HARD
A FB Moderator, I guess - Today at 2:23 PM
but but
there's gay deo
deoxys - Today at 2:23 PM
I'm already screaming right now
Kyuu-Tales - Today at 2:23 PM
Is that a matter of perspective?
A FB Moderator, I guess - Today at 2:23 PM
how could i just
Sniz - Today at 2:23 PM
Praise be to our great lord Sakura.
A FB Moderator, I guess - Today at 2:23 PM
ignore cute gay things
tru
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:24 PM
Deo yell ay @Mane he's distracting her with quality yuri
Raverist - Today at 2:24 PM
where's the gay
deoxys - Today at 2:24 PM
Yeah well, yuridiculous.
Ayyyy
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:24 PM
omfg
Kyuu-Tales - Today at 2:24 PM
Eeyyyy...
Mane - Today at 2:24 PM
DEO AYYYY
Raverist - Today at 2:24 PM
Yaoi, that one hurt.
Kyuu-Tales - Today at 2:25 PM
:ok_hand:
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:25 PM
pfffffffft
yalls
Kyuu-Tales - Today at 2:25 PM
Quality.
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:25 PM
are killin me
Iron - Today at 2:25 PM
I'm disappointed in you all
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:25 PM
we're all disappointed back
Iron - Today at 2:25 PM
And I say this as I mop up my black bean sauce with a naan bread.
deoxys - Today at 2:25 PM
We went out to dinner a few weeks ago to an Italian place. The waitress said they were out of gnocchi. I dead on looked at her and immediately was like "Huh, gnocchi-ding?"

Wait did I tell this story already I can't remember
Raverist - Today at 2:25 PM
Heck, that one struck just like a tsunderebolt.
deoxys - Today at 2:26 PM
crickets
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:26 PM
raves omg
i didnt know you had this in you
Iron - Today at 2:26 PM
Yandere it is, people.
deoxys - Today at 2:27 PM
F U C K. O F F.
Raverist - Today at 2:27 PM
You're quite safe now deo.
Iron - Today at 2:27 PM
I wanted to use yandere to kill the joke, ok? Seemed fitting
deoxys - Today at 2:27 PM
Stop
Raverist - Today at 2:27 PM
That's about my limit of that sorta culture.
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:27 PM
that's beautiful people.
deoxys - Today at 2:28 PM
What have I done.
Iron - Today at 2:28 PM
Deredere deo, no need to cry
deoxys - Today at 2:28 PM
Desunough.
Kyuu-Tales - Today at 2:28 PM
:eyes:
deoxys - Today at 2:28 PM
:eyes:
Iron - Today at 2:29 PM
:smash:
Raverist - Today at 2:29 PM
If I dug any deeper, I'd be running into something that'd make me ecchi.


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Old 05-28-2017, 11:13 PM   #9
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deoxys - Today at 2:11 PM
ok but if flowers die, bees die right???
or is it only vice versa
Alto - Today at 2:11 PM
yes.
morningstar - Today at 2:11 PM
Both
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:11 PM
Both
脱線 - Today at 2:11 PM
they're fleshlights for bees deo
just leave it as that
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:11 PM
Bees are v important
morningstar - Today at 2:11 PM
Omfg
deoxys - Today at 2:11 PM
I HAD A MOUTHFUL OF ALCOHOL
Chiko - Today at 2:11 PM
> fleshlights for bees
ABL NO
Mother Suqueerior - Today at 2:11 PM
Wasps can die in a fire but BEES ARE IMPORTANT
脱線 - Today at 2:11 PM
bees need love too
deoxys - Today at 2:11 PM
someone go put that in the quotes thread
Alto - Today at 2:11 PM
Both
脱線 - Today at 2:11 PM
have you not seen bee movie
morningstar - Today at 2:11 PM
bees are my friend
Alto - Today at 2:12 PM
Actually wasps are largely good for the environment.
Naru Senpai ❤ - Today at 2:12 PM
i'm also getting a tattoo
脱線 - Today at 2:12 PM
without flowers they'd have to rely on HUMAN WOMEN


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