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ONE COMMERCIAL BREAK AND NO ROSE CEREMONY
HERE COMES CRAZY MOFO CONFLATING ROMANCE AND SEX (SHOCKER) LIKE WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TRENCHCOAT THAT IS NOT SEXY IT'S CREEPY SHE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY STARTS SUCKING HIS FACE ...SHE BROUGHT WHIPPED CREAM OH NO PLEASE STOP OH GOD SHE'S SUCKING IT OUT OF HIS MOUTH WHY ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO CORRINE SHE IS LITERALLY BATSHIT JASMINE OVERHEARS THE WHIPPED CREAM THINGS AND GOES AND REPORTS TO THE LADIES AND THANKFULLY STEALS HIM AWAY FROM CRAZY MOFO THANK YOU CRAZY MOFO THINK THAT HER PLAN FAILED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T BONE??????????? UMMMMM OK SHE LIES TO SOMEONE ABOUT HOW HER SCHEME WENT FOR ATTENTION GOD FINALLY OKAY TIME FOR THE ROSE CEREMONY HAHAHAHAH CRAZY MOFO PTFO'D BEFORE THE ROSE CEREMONY HE IS PISSED ABOUT THIS LOL DONT VALIDATE HER BEHAVIOR JUST LIKE AT ALL THE ROSÉD Spoiler: show IDK THE WOMEN WHO ARE LEAVING ALRIGHT NOW FOR THE REAL EPISODE GREAT |
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OKAY DATE CARD???
SPOILERS ITS THE BACKSTREET BOYS DATE COULDNT BOOK JT HUH? Spoiler: show ONE OF THEM IS REALLY BADLY BALDING TOO WELL THEY STILL ROCK IT PRETTY WELL SO IDK CHRISTEN ARE YOU WEARING A BUMP NICK KINDA LOOKS LIKE A BACKSTREET BOY WITH THAT TUFT OF HIS SO THEY'RE ALL GONNA DANCE AND THE BEST DANCERS/ONE WITH THE BEST CHEMISTRY WILL BE SERENADED BY THEM CRAZY MOFO IS A BAD DANCER AND BITCHES ABOUT IT AND THEN RUNS OFF TO CRY IN A CORNER UM OKAY "IM TRYING SO HARD TO BE MYSELF AND ITS MAKING ME NOT BE MYSELF" |
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NOW FOR THE "PERFORMANCE"
WE GET IT CRAZY MOFO YOU'RE A BAD DANCER JASMINE IS ROCKING IT, CRAZY MOFO IS EMBARRASSING HERSELF NICK IS DOING SOME HORRIBLE WHITEBOY DANCE OKAY TIME FOR THE MOMENT NO ONE WAS WAITING FOR, THE "SERENADE" WHO WILL IT BE????????? DANIELLE (WHO) MEANWHILE IN CRAZY MOFO'S HEAD Spoiler: show OKAY NO CORRINE YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO GET ENGAGED THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOAL OF THE SHOW THE IDEA IS THAT YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHER PERSON I MEAN IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK THAT WAY BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO |
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OKAY SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU ARE A BAD DANCER AND THEN COMPLAIN THAT YOU DON'T GET PICKED????
GOD YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF NARCISSIST SO LIKE AGAIN REALTALK WHEN DOES BEING AN AGGRESSIVE BITCH ACTUALLY WORK OUT IN THIS SHOW (WELL OKAY IT WORKED ONCE BUT STILL) DID SHE JUST SAY MAKE CORRINE GREAT AGAIN AND OKAY SHE GOES AND PTFOS AGAIN DOES THIS GIRL HAVE NARCOLEPSY OKAY NEXT DATE CARD LETS GO Spoiler: show THEY START TALKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS UM CRAZY MOFO DROPS THE FACT THAT SHE HAS A NANNY AND EVERYONE CONTINUES TO REALIZE HOW INSANE SHE IS (SHE DID MENTION CHEESE PASTA AND I SRSLY WANT SOME NOW OMG) "IT MAKES HER HAPPY TO BE MY SERVANT AND IM NOT ABOUT TO STOP A WOMAN'S HAPPINESS" UH HUH POOR JASMINE IS THE ONLY SANE WOMAN AND SHE'S FALLIN DOWN POOR GIRL IF YOU GIVE THE ROSE TO OH GOOD IT WENT TO DANIELLE WHO I DON'T KNOW CRAZY MOFO MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO LOSE GRACEFULLY AND FAILS ENTIRELY AND PROVES HOW MUCH OF A RIDICULOUS CHILD SHE IS OMG IM SO READY FOR VANESSA'S DATE THO |
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OMG PUMPED 4 THIS
THEY'RE DOING A ZERO G PLANE SO PUMPED GOD THIS IS SUPER COOL I'D LOVE TO DO THIS THOUGH I'D HAVE TO TAKE A FULL BOTTLE OF DRAMAMINE THIS IS REALLY COOL AND ROMANTIC UNTIL SHE STARTS TO GET PUKEY AWWW HE'S REALLY SWEET ABOUT IT THO THIS IS SUPER CUTE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE VANESSA SO MUCH |
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NEXT DATE CARD
Spoiler: show IS THIS THE BASEBALL DATE OMG THO THE SECOND PART OF VANESSA'S DATE THEY'RE HAVING DINNER ATOP THE TALLEST BUILDING IN LA THIS IS SUPER ROMANTIC AWWWW SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT FAMILY BUT HER GRANDFATHER DIED RIGHT BEFORE HAND BUT HER FAMILY TOLD HER TO GO AND DO SOMETHING FOR HERSELF GENERALLY I HATE THE SOB STORY BUT HERS IS SO GENUINE NICK OPENS UP TO HER ABOUT HIS WHOLE "I'VE DONE THIS 4 TIMES" THING AND HE SAYS THAT SHE'S QUELLED HIS FEARS AWWW THIS IS PRECIOUS AAWWWWWWWW I LOVE THEM THEY'RE SUCH A GREAT COUPLE |
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OKAY NOW TIME FOR THE EXERCISE DATE
LETS GET PHYSICAL THEY'RE DOING A TRACK EVENT THING WITH SOME OLYMPIANS I DONT REALLY RECOGNIZE WELL CARL LEWIS IS PRETTY FAMOUS I GUESS OKAY SO THE "NICKATHALON" BEGINS LOL THEYRE LONG JUMPING INTO THE LIMO THERE'S A BAR JUMPING EVENT WITH A WEIRD PAINTING OF NICK SHIRTLESS THAT THEY FLOP ON AND A HEART JAVELIN THROW OH HONEY DOMINIQUE HIT HERSELF WITH THE JAVELIN 3 LADIES MOVE ON: RACHEL SHARK GIRL ASTRID (GIRL YOU NEED A BETTER SPORTS BRA) IF THEY WIN THEY GET TIME IN THE JACUZZITM BRAND HOT TUB (BUY AMERICAN FRIENDS) WITH NICK THEY HAVE TO RACE TO THE HOT TUB AN BRING A RING WITH THEM LOL RACHEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DROP IT AND SHATTERS IT AND ASTRID GRABS IT AND CHARGES IN AND WINS LOL THAT WAS DIRTY DOMINIQUE IS FREAKING OUT AND ACTING VERY NOT CONFIDENT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOMEONE SELF DESTRUCTING AWWW POOR GIRL YOU PROBABLY SHOULD GO FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT |
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YET ANOTHER POST DATE COCKTAIL PARTY IN AN ANTIQUE STORE
DOMINIQUE CONTINUES TO SELF DESTRUCT POOR GIRL GO TALK IT OUT MAN HONEY GIRLS IN WORSE POSITIONS THAN YOU HAVE GONE WAY FARTHER YOU NEED TO BRING IT IN SHARK GIRL MAKES OUT WITH HIM ON TOP OF THE GIANT SHIRTLESS PICTURE HE DOES HAVE A NICE TALK WITH THE LAWYER THOUGH... UNTIL DOMINIQUE COMES ABOUT HONEY YOU REALLY NEED TO GO LIKE SORT YOUR SHIT OUT SHE LIKE IDK CALLS HIM OUT ON THEM NOT HAVING A CONNECTION??? IDK I FEEL LIKE THIS IS NOT FAIR TO ANYONE WHATS GOING ON HERE HONEY YOU SHOULD JUST REALLY GO HOME WELL NICK SENDS HER HOME YEAH OKAY SO LIKE HERE IS ANOTHER PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE FACT THAT THE CONFRONTATION IS PROBABLY NEVER THE ANSWER BECAUSE IT BASICALLY ALWAYS ENDS IN YOU GOING HOME OMG YAY THE LAWYER GETS THE ROSE \O/ THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN KINDA SHITTY CAN WE MOVE ALONG QUICKLY PLZ |
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WOW NO COCKTAIL PARTY
LOL JK POOL PARTY INSTEAD AS SHARK GIRL SAYS 17 GIRLS ONE POOL PARTY ONE NICK LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS ALL OF THESE WOMEN ARE JUST LIKE LIONS CIRCLING AROUND A GAZELLE CARCASS MEANWHILE CRAZY MOFO SITS IN A CORNER AND DOES HER MAKE UP AND SCHEMES WHILE THE OTHER GIRLS ACT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE AND ENJOY THEMSELVES THEY BOUNCE AROUND IN A BOUNCY CASTLE AND IT TURNS SEXUAL LIKE IMMEDIATELY (SHOCKER) UGH SHE USES HER SEXUALITY AS A WEAPON LITERALLY ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE WATCHING HER CRAWL ALL OVER HIM TELL IT LIKE IT IS SHARK GIRL "BITCHES" UGH CRAZY MOFO IS LIKE ACTUALLY REVOLTING YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP AND ALSO PROBABLY SOME ANTI-NARCOLEPSY MEDICATION DID YOU PASS OUT AGAIN OMG WOW NO OKAY HERE IS ANOTHER BACHELOR NO-NO DO NOT TATTLE ON OTHER GIRLS REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH OF A CRAZY BITCH THEY ARE JUST. DON'T. DO. IT. YOU WILL PROBABLY GET SENT HOME WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK FOR BEING A SNITCH EVEN IF THEY DESERVE IT JUST LET IT PLAY OUT AND LET HER SHOW HER TRUE COLORS BY BLOWING UP ON SOMEONE WHEN SHE GETS OVERLY JEALOUS OF THE REAL (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) RELATIONSHIP HE DEVELOPS WITH SOMEONE ELSE TRYING TO TELL HIM THEY'RE CRAZY IS NOT A GOOD IDEA LOL THE SUPER SOUTHERN GIRL DUMPS THE NANNY THING ON HIM HAHAHA HE FREAKS A LITTLE OKAY WOW LIKE FIVE GIRLS GO AND TATTLE ON CRAZY MOFO IDK THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF A BETTER TACTIC BUT STILL DO NOT TATTLE AWWWW VANESSA DON'T GET INVOLVED MAN HE SEEMS LEGITIMATELY EMBARRASSED BY THIS AND SHE REALLY DIGS INTO HIM WHAT JESUS ANOTHER FUCKING CLIFFHANGER? OMG CRAZY MOFO LIKE YOU MIGHT "OWN" A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU NOT A COMPLETE CHILD GOD THIS FUCKING SHOW QUIRKY GIRL SINGS HIM A STRANGE SONG OKAY WE'RE DONE HERE |
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Yaaay who's ready for this week??
Rose ceremony: Spoiler: show One on one date #1: Spoiler: show Group date: Spoiler: show One on one #2: Spoiler: show Conclusion: Spoiler: show
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I'VE GOT COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM AND HIGH GRAV BEER
LET'S GOOOOOOOO ON THE LAST EPISODE CRAZY MOFO UPSETS EVERYONE WITH HER SEXUAL AGGRESSION SHITTY CLIFFHANGER ALL THE GIRLS HAVE A POWWOW ABOUT CRAZY MOFO AS SHE SNOOZES UPSTAIRS WOW SO NICK ACTUALLY RESPONDS POSITIVELY TO VANESSA CALLING HIM OUT GOOD 4 U DUDE UH OH HERE COMES INEFFECTUAL HOST YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TIME TO GET SENT HOME IN YOUR BIKINIS LADIES WELL BEFORE THAT HERE COMES A GREAT LITTLE FIGHT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH CRAZY MOFO SAYS "I AM NOT PRIVILEGED IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM" GIRL YOU HAVE AN ADULT NANNY GOD WHAT A NARCISSIST THE ROSE CEREMONY LET'S SEE IF NICK PULLS THE TRIGGER OR CONTINUES TO SUCK THE PRODUCERS' COLLECTIVE DICKS NO CHRIS HARRISON WE DO NOT NEED TO TALK ABOUT CRAZY MOFO Spoiler: show BAD DECISIONS ALL AROUND HE SENT HOME SOME NICE GIRLS AND KEPT ALL THE CRAZIES I HAVE TO SAY THOUGH HE'S PRETTY GOOD AT WEEDING OUT THE FACELESS GIRLS THO (ALSO IS THIS BACKGROUND MUSIC THE RIFF FROM SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER IN GERMANY) OKAY WOW LIKE STFU CRAZY MOFO DON'T MAKE A FUCKING SPEECH WOW SHUT UPPPPPPP LOL SHE ADMITTED TO THE CAMERA THAT SHE'S BEING A TWO FACED ASS NEXT UP: HOMETOWN TYPE DATE AND CRAZY MOFO LOSES IT |
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IS TOP 15 ACTUALLY SIGNIFICANT?
I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOW MOVES FORWARD FASTER EVERY YEAR OH BOY LET'S ALL GO TO MILWAUKEE EVERY ONE OF THESE GIRLS HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO MINNESOTA BUT NEVER GOT THE CHANCE YEAH MILWAUKEE SUPER EXCITING THEY DID RENT A REALLY GORGEOUS LAKESIDE CABIN THO HIS PARENTS LOOK SUPER SWEET AND MODERN MIDWESTERN HIS MOM'S GOT THAT CLAIRE UNDERWOOD POWERLOOK AND HIS DAD NGL IS KIND OF A NERDY DILF ALSO WOW HE REALLY PICKS UP THAT MIDWESTERN ACCENT WHEN HE GOES HOME HIS VOICE GETS SUUUUUUUUUPER NASALLY HIS PARENTS ARE SO CUTE <3333 HES TEARING UP AWWWWW HIS ACTUAL HOMETOWN IS WAKUESHA OR SOMETHING IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY, REALLY CUTE OH NO DATE CARD HE POUNCES STRAIGHT FOR THE DANIELLE THAT'S NOT THE NICU NURSE KINDA AWK THO BECAUSE HE JUST KINDA TAKES HER AWAY FROM THE CROWD AND THEY ALL JUST STAND AND STARE AT HER |
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THIS IS ACTUALLY A CHARMING LITTLE SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A GUY TAKE ME AROUND HIS SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN AND INTRODUCE ME TO EVERYONE
AWWW THEY GO INTO A BAKERY AND THEY MADE HIM FACE COOKIES CALLED NICKERDOODLES LOL AND THEY GET TO DECORATE COOKIES OMG I LOVE THIS DATE YEAH TOTALLY RANDOM NOT AT ALL SET UP MEETING WITH AN EX LOLOL THIS IS JUST AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS NICK ADMITS TO HAVING SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A SOCCER FIELD THEY'RE A NICE COUPLE HE'S GENUINELY INTERESTED IN HER AND I LOVE IT OH MAN HER PARENTS HAD A REALLY WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP BUT THEN GOT DIVORCED THAT'S SOME TOUGH BAGGAGE ANYWAY DATE CARD Spoiler: show SOUTHERN GIRL IS GOING ON THE SECOND ONE ON ONE WHICH IS MEH BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT CRAZY MOFO THANK GOD SO NICK HAS A SURPRISE FOR DANIELLE AFTER THE ROSE OH BOY IT'S HER "FAVORITE ARTIST" THAT SHE DEFINITELY KNOWS WE ALL KNOW WHO CHRIS LANE IS GOTTA LOVE SOME BRO COUNTRY IT IS REALLY CUTE THO COMING UP: CRAZY MOFO IS WHINY AND A BITCH TO EVERYONE |
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OKAY TIME FOR THE FARM DATE
AAWWWWW BABY COWS THEY GET TO CLEAN COWSHIT!!!!!!! AND LIKE FEED THEM AND MILK THEM AND SHIT HAHAHAHA THE BI GIRL KNOWS HOW TO MILK THE COW DATE CARD! Spoiler: show INTERESTING... AFTER THE COWSHIT DATE THEY GO TO A PRETTY HOUSE CRAZY MOFO SAYS POOPY A LOT KRISTINA SEEMS LIKE A REALLY INTERESTING PERSON BUT I THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT SHE'S ON THIS SHOW CRAZY MOFO IS "GETTING THE VIBE THAT THE GIRLS ARE HAVING A PROBLEM" WHILE EAVESDROPPING ON THEM TALKING SHIT ABOUT HER AWWWWW VANESSA'S STUDENTS AND COWORKERS MADE A SCRAPBOOK ABOUT HER FOR NICK PRECIOUS <3 CRAZY MOFO PUTS ON THE CRAZY AND GOES TO CONFRONT EVERYONE ABOUT HOW TOTALLY NOT CRAZY SHE IS EVERYONE IS GIVING HER A LOOK LIKE "THIS BITCH" SARAH COMES OUT SWINGING AND ASKS HER IF SHE'S READY TO MARRY A 36 YEAR OLD MAN SHE INTERPRETS PEOPLE TAKING OFFENSE WITH HER SLEEPING WHILE NICK IS AROUND AS BEING ATTACKED LOL OKAY IDK THIS IS PRETTY MUCH JUST MORE OF THE SAME LOL CRAZY MOFO SAID SHE ALMOST HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPIAL BECAUSE WAAA WAAA SHOVELING SHIT IS SO HARD WOW THIS MOFO IS FAKE AS HELL GOD SHE REALLY JUST CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE OTHER THAN HERSELF THE LAWYER HAS A VERY HONEST CONVERSATION WITH NICK ABOUT WHY SHE'S HERE I LOVE HER SHE'S GR8 MAN LIKE THANK GOD PEOPLE ARE CONFRONTING CRAZY MOFO ABOUT HER INTENTIONS THANK GOD FOR KRISTINA FOR TELLING IT LIKE IT IS AND GIVING HER THE LOWDOWN HONESTLY AND NOT BEING JUDGMENTAL UGH WOW OKAY SOOOOOOO CRAZY MOFO LIES ABOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK WOW GREAT WHAT A BITCH AND WHEN KRISTINA TRIES TO HELP HER FIGURE THIS OUT SHE JUST IS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A BITCH AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME" OMG HONEY NO SHE ACTUALLY LIKE TRIED TO BE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU JUST ACCUSE HER OF BEING A BITCH WOW HOW ABOUT SOME SELF REFLECTION????????? AND THEN SHE GOES TO TATTLE TO NICK GR8 IDEA HOPE YOU GET SENT HOME AND THEN SHE LIES TO HIM ABOUT HOW SHE THINKS THINGS ARE BETTER AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING MORE HAPPENING OKAY RIGHT YUP THAT WON'T BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE AT ALL ROSE TIME!!!! IT WENT TO KRISTINA YAY I REALLY DO LIKE HER A LOT AND OF COURSE CRAZY MOFO TAKES ISSUE WITH IT SHOCKER |
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TIME FOR THE ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE SOUTHERN GIRL IDK IR REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT HER MUCH
AWWWW HE HAS A LITTLE SISTER AND THEY'RE GOING TO SEE HER SOCCER MATCH SHE MEETS THE PARENTS WHICH IS ACTUALLY NOT SUPER AWKWARD THAT'S NICE AND NOW THEY'RE GOING TO GO SKATING AWWW C'MON TAYLOR WHY ARE YOU GETTING INVOLVED WITH CRAZY MOFO THIS IS SO SELF DESTRUCTIVE RAVEN TALKS WITH HIS SISTER AND IDK SHE SEEMS NICE BUT SHE'S PRETTY FORGETTABLE GOD HIS PARENTS HAVE LIKE 11 KIDS THAT'S CRAZY GOD OF COURSE THEY PLAY KISS ME (LOVE THIS SONG THO) BAH THIS IS PRETTY ROMANTIC |
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RAVEN APPARENTLY WALKED IN TO HER BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON HER
BUT SHE WAS ALSO DATING A DOCTOR AND IS A NURSE SO I'M NOT PARTICULARLY SURPRISED DAMN SHE KICKED OPEN HER BOYFRIEND'S DOOR AND CAUGHT THEM CHEATING SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS WHAT HER VAGINA LOOKS LIKE GOD ...AND THEN SHE LIKE STRAIGHT UP BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM MAN OKAY IDK I DON'T DISLIKE HER THAT MUCH SHE SEEMS TO HAVE HER SHIT TOGETHER TO SOME EXTENT BUT MAN HER ACCENT ALSO SIDE NOTE WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY THIS BUILDING IS GORGEOUS IT'S LIKE ALL GLASS AND WHITE STEEL AND BLUE LIGHTS DAMN IT'S BEAUTIFUL OMG AND THEY'RE ROLLERSKATING AROUND IT THIS IS COOL UGH IF I WAS ON THIS DATE I WOULD BE FALLING HARD |
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COCKTAIL PARTY IN A BARN AT TWILIGHT
CAN WE HAVE THE GAY BACHELOR SO I CAN GO ONTO IT JUST TO SEE ALL THE FUCKING AMAZING BUILDINGS THEY MANAGE TO RENT SCREW THE GUY DANIELLE WHO GOT THE ROSE POUNCES ON NICK FOR SOME REASON AND PISSES OFF THE LADIES SO TAYLOR JUST SORT OF GLARES AT HER TALKING TO NICK AWKKKK OKAY WOW WHY ARE PEOPLE GANGING UP ON TAYLOR NO NO QUIRKY GIRL DON'T SIDE WITH CRAZY MOFO LIKE TAYLOR IS BEING KINDA RUDE BUT CRAZY MOFO IS LIKE ACTUALLY CRAZY MINUS TEN RESPECT FOR QUIRKY GIRL (IT'S NEGATIVE AT THIS POINT TBH) CRAZY MOFO STRAIGHT UP CONFRONTS HER MAN OKAY I HATE CRAZY MOFO AS MUCH AS THE NEXT BITCH BUT LIKE THIS IS JUST NOT A GOOD TACTIC SHE IS CRAZY BUT GOING AFTER ANOTHER GIRL IS REALLY NOT WORTH IT ALSO LIKE TAYLOR YOU HAVE A MASTER'S IN THERAPY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN RIGHT NOW UM WHAT REALLY ANOTHER FUCKING CLIFFHANGER??? OKAY YEAH BYE CRAZY MOFO ANOTHER SHARK GIRL BLOOPER FUN FACT: SHARK GIRL IS AFRAID OF NICK CAGE AND GHO- I MEAN ALIENS OKAY LIKE THIS GIRL PROBABLY NEEDS SOME HELP BUT DAMN SHE IS ENTERTAINING |
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>o. m. f. g. Taylor (who is concern trolling)
OMG SHE TOTALLY IS THO >announce the Intent To Hug THEY SHOULD SUBMIT FORMAL NOTICES OF INTENT TO HUG CLEARLY >"My flaw is that my parents are divorced" ughhh what a cop out SECOND ONLY TO BEING CLUMSY >why is Taylor just chilling in the tub with her bikini on THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS IT'S FUCKING WISCONSIN HONEY NO ONE WEARS BIKINIS EVEN IN JULY >oh wow you cannot have a Big Confrontation with another person while you are sharing a blanket s: 4 REALZ THO >no rose ceremony (we don't do those anymore I guess) but A TWO ON ONE NEXT WEEK yaaaaassss OH MAN IT IS GOING TO BE A TWO-ON-ONE ISN'T IT THESE ARE BASICALLY PREBAKED DRAMA WHOOO GET PUMPED |
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So the only episode of the season that I've seen is tonights (which Jeri has yet to live blog), but holy shit Corinne is the single jappiest person who has ever existed.
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GET READY HERE WE GO
yay let's pick up the Corringe/Taylor snoozefest Spoiler: show Date 1: Spoiler: show Date 2: Spoiler: show Date 3: Spoiler: show
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SUMIMASEN MINNA SAN ISOGASHIKATTA KARA NE
LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW AWFUL CRAZY MOFO (AKA CORRINGE) IS FIGHTING UNDER A BLANKET CRAZY MOFO FAILS TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE THIS FIGHT IS SUUUUUPER DUMB LAWYER KEEPS IT REAL ABOUT HOW STUPID THIS FIGHT IS OMG WE JUST SKIP TO THE GROUP DATE I'M ALREADY SICK OF THIS FIGHT AND IT HAS BEEN 30 SECONS CRAZY MOFO OF COURSE PLAYS THE VICTIM BUT THEN IS JUST OUT OF THE BLUE SAVAGE HAHAHAH PROJECTING ON TAYLOR THAT SHE'S HERE FOR THE WRONG REASONS SHARK GIRL ALSO KEEPIN IT REAL (WEIRDLY) LIKE CRAZY MOFO IS TOTALLY FUCKING RIDONK BUT TO BE FAIR TAYLOR IS BEING KIND OF UPPITY AND HERE GOES CRAZY MOFO CRYING TO DADDY AGAIN TAYLOR IS NOT INNOCENT HERE BUT WOW CRAZY MOFO IS JUST THROWIN OUT ALL THE UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS ABOUT TALYOR HAHAHAHA NICK ASKS HER TO CONTINUE TO SHOW MATURITY LOLOL OKAY LET'S SEND SOME PEOPLE HOME ...AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL |
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ALRIGHT LET'S SEND HOME SOME PEOPLE NO ONE KNOWS
THE ROSE CEREMONY Spoiler: show SO I KINDA DON'T REMEMBER THE GIRLS HE KICKED OFF I GUESS THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING OMG THO SARAH LOOKS LIKE THE OLDEST SISTER FROM MODERN FAMILY THEY'RE GOING TO NOLA NEXT FOR SOME REASON IDK ANYWAY TIME FOR THE ACTUAL EPISODE YAY LAWYER GETS A 1 ON 1 |
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