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Old 06-13-2016, 11:02 PM   #326
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YOU WANTED HALO ON PC AND ITS FINALLY HERE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT MEAN THIS

LISTEN HERE YOU ENTITLED LITTLE SHITS WE NEED TO SELL XBOX SYSTEMS AND WINDOWS 10 AT THE SAME TIME SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND ACCEPT THAT HALO IS THE ONLY WAY WE'RE EVER SELLING ANOTHER XBOX ALSO PLEASE UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10


I JUST WANT TO ADD IT WAS AT THIS POINT IN THE CONFERENCE THAT MY COMPUTER IRONICALLY DECIDED TO CRASH DUE TO A WINDOWS 10 BUG
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:02 PM   #327
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WHEN WE THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE I THINK ABOUT REMOVING THIS MASSIVE WART ON MY BROW
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:03 PM   #328
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WE LISTENED TO THE DEVELOPERS AND BUILT THE CONSOLE THEY WANTED

AND THEN CUT IT DOWN TO MAKE THE $299 PRICEPOINT
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:03 PM   #329
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THE MOST POWERFUL PROCESSOR IN A GAMING CONSOLE TO DATE

FROM THE MOST RECENT GAMING CONSOLE TO DATE

WHO KNEW?
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:03 PM   #330
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GAMERS ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY'LL GET THE MOST POWERFUL GPU AND 4K GAMING

BUT THEN BE PISSED BECAUSE THEY BOUGHT AN XBOX

BUT THE HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:04 PM   #331
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THE HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:04 PM   #332
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PEOPLE THINK THE STORE BRAND PIXELS YOU BUY ARE JUST LIKE THE PREMIUM BRAND BUT THEY'RE WRONG

WE HAVE TO MINE THE BEST PIXELS IN UNSTABLE AFRICAN DICTATORSHIPS

BLOOD PIXELS
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:05 PM   #333
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HIGHEST

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PIXELS
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:06 PM   #334
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PROJECT SCORPIO AVAILABLE HOLIDAY 2017

UNTIL WE DECIDE IT COSTS TOO MUCH AND PUSH THE DATE BACK SO WE CAN REMAKE IT FROM THE GROUND UP TO HAVE THE EXACT SAME SPECS AS THE XBONE
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:06 PM   #335
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PROJECT (HANK) SCORPIO COMING IN 2017 TO GO BEYOND CONSOLE GENERATIONS BECAUSE IF YOU TRY TO START A NEW GEN EARLY YOU'RE JUST A SAD FART LIKE A DREAMCAST

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND (UNTIL 2018 WHEN WE DISCONTINUE THE ORIGINAL XBOX ONE)
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:07 PM   #336
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NO LIMITS*

*NOT INCLUDING HARDWARE LIMITATIONS OR THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:09 PM   #337
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JUMP AHEAD

THEN QUICKLY FALL BEHIND WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU JUST ANNOUNCED YOUR SPECS FOR YOUR NEW SYSTEM A YEAR BEFORE IT'S OUT AND HAVE GIVEN SONY MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE POLISHED TURDS YOU ARE
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:09 PM   #338
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SO I GUESS THAT'S IT FOR MICROSOFT I GIVE IT A CHINESE TOURIST SHITTING ON THE SIDEWALK IN PUBLIC OUT OF THREE TIGER PENISES GROUND UP INTO TRADITIONAL ASIAN FOLK BONER PILLS
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:09 PM   #339
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HTTPS://STREAMABLE.COM/tha2

THE BIRTH OF A MEME
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:11 PM   #340
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AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO WATCH WHATEVER THE FUCK NINTENDO IS DOING THIS YEAR LET ME KNOW IF THEY DO ANYTHING BESIDES STREAM 90 MINUTES OF ZELDA BECAUSE NO ONE AT NINTENDO HAS ENOUGH YAKUZA CONNECTIONS TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN ONLY BLUFF IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY HOLDING CARDS IN YOUR HAND
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Old 06-14-2016, 12:30 AM   #341
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APPARENTLY THERE'LL BE SUN AND MOON STUFF TOMORROW BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN

ALSO THEY HAD INDIE GAMES STUFF TODAY THAT TOTALLY EXISTED I SWEAR
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Old 06-14-2016, 02:27 AM   #342
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TOO MANY PEOPLE NOT NAMED BLASTOISE ARE POSTING IN THIS THREAD (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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JUST NUKE THE FUCKING SUN


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Old 06-14-2016, 10:25 AM   #343
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YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE TO DEAL BECAUSE THIS GOD OF WAR REBOOT IS MAKING ME SO FUCKING SALTY. WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE WALKING VOLCANO WANKSTAIN THAT IS KRATOS AGAIN? WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A GAME THAT ACTUALLY INVOLVES ACCURATE MYTHOLOGY INSTEAD OF THIS FUCKING LITTLE SHIT. THERE ARE SO MANY BETTER REVENGE PLOTS IN THE WORLD THAT THIS COCKED UP SHIT.

FUCK THIS GOD OF WAR CRAP.
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:24 AM   #344
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WELCOME TO THE POKEMON SUN & MOON TALK

HERES AN OLD TRAILER
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:33 AM   #345
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THE TRAINER IS IN THE BATTLE WINDOW SO IT FEELS MORE INTERACTIVE BETWEEN YOUR POKEMON AND TRAINER

THIS IS A BRAND NEW IDEA

WHAT WAS THAT? GAMECUBE GAMES? POKEMON COLOSSEUM? IS THAT A MOD FOR POKEMON RUBY OR SOMETHING?
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Old 06-14-2016, 12:19 PM   #346
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Need to break away for a second:

Just a reminder: No Sun and Moon talk in this thread. What Midge said is probably fine because it was in the initial reveal, but lets not take it any further. Sorry!
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