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ALRIGHT BITCHES WE'RE BACK
TIME FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE HAREM TONIGHT ON THE BACHELOR LAWLS VEGAS WE ALL ACT LIKE SLUTS ON THE BOARDWALK TV ANCHOR GIRL HAS AN OVERBLOWN BREAKDOWN |
01-30-2016, 09:07 AM | #52 |
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CAILA GETS TO TAKE THE ROLE OF PSYCHOANALYST TONIGHT, POINTING OUT HOW WEIRD THE TWINS ARE AND HOW CRAZY TV ANCHOR GIRL IS
CHRIS HARRISON WALKS IN AND TELLS EVERYONE THAT OMG BEN HAS LEFT HUGE TWIST CHRIS CALLS VEGAS THE MARRIAGE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD (LOL) PACKING MONTAGE WHOOOO UGH WOW ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THIS EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS THE COLON OF AMERICA THE MOMENT THEY ARRIVE AT THE HOTEL, THEY IMMEDIATELY SAY THE NAME OF THE HOTEL BUT WE CAN IGNORE THAT BECAUSE DATE CARD!!!! Spoiler: show TV ANCHOR GIRL PUTS ON THE BIGGEST GODDAMNED BITCH FACE POSSIBLE SHE GOT THEM CRAZY EYES |
01-30-2016, 09:20 AM | #53 |
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UGH THE TWINS ARE SUPER FUCKIN CREEPY AND FOR SOME REASON THE PRODUCERS REALLY LIKE TO POINT THAT OUT
THEY FUCKIN DO THE SAME THINGS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME AND THEY ALSO LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE WE CALL VEGAS SO THAT'S PRETTY TELLING CAILA AND BEN LEAVE ON THEIR DATE AND TV ANCHOR GIRL CONTINUES TO BE SUPER FUCKIN CREEPY THEY GO TO THE ROOF AND LIKE WOW ANOTHER FUCKIN HELICOPTER C'MON LOLOLOLOL THEIR CHAMPAGNE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND THE GLASS BREAKS BUT THEY'RE LIKE MAKING OUT BEHIND THE TABLE??? THE GIRLS ALL SEE THIS AND HAVE A VERY APPROPRIATE REACTION (MAKE OUT COUNTER: 1) AND NOW TV ANCHOR GIRL FINALLY REALIZES THAT THIS IS PRETTY SHITTY AND THAT YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY AN AUTOMATIC WINNER THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING WE JUST DID LAST EPISODE C'MON PRODUCERS STEP YOUR FUCKIN GAME UP BUT WHO CARES ANOTHER DATE CARD!!!!! Spoiler: show LAST GIRL STANDING IS VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE SO YEAH, WEIRD ASS VEGAS WEDDING DATE YUP WOW THEY DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING AFTER THE HELICOPTER RIDE DOES THIS MEAN THAT JOJO IS GOING HOME NEXT WEEK MAKE OUT COUNTER: 2 NEEDLESS TO SAY THEIR CONVERSATION IS PRETTY EXCEPTIONALLY BORING UGH SHE'S KINDA BORING WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SAFE THIS WEEK THE DATE ENDS WITH WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST UNINSPIRED FIREWORKS SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN MAKE OUT COUNT: 3 TV ANCHOR GIRL CLAIMS TO HAVE SANITY |
01-30-2016, 09:27 AM | #54 |
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GROUP DATE TIME
THE DATE CARD SAYS Spoiler: show SO THEY'RE DOING A VEGAS SHOW WITH SOME WEIRD VENTRILOQUIST THAT THEY ALL PRETEND TO KNOW ALL THE GIRLS ARE LIKE "OH I HAVE NO TALENT OOPS" OF COURSE THE TWINS ARE IRISH TAP DANCERS THEY BRING OUT A BUNCH OF PROPS AND IT'S PRETTY FUN JUBILEE PLAYS THE CELLO THOUGH SO THAT'S PRETTY AMAZING TV ANCHOR GIRL IS GOING TO DO A BURLESQUE ACT SO WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT'S GOING TO WORK OUT THE VENTRILOQUIST IS PRETTY CREEPY SO THAT'S COOL AND LOL THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO OPEN FOR HIS SHOW WOW TV ANCHOR GIRL LOOKS PRETTY HORRIFYING |
01-30-2016, 09:34 AM | #55 |
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TO QUOTE THE LEGENDARY AND IMMORTAL STRONG BAD
LET'S GET THIS TRAIN WRECK A-ROLLIN WE START WITH THE TWINS, WHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY UNFAIR CONSIDERING THEY HAVE A PRETTY LEGITIMATE TALENT JUBILEE IS NEXT AND SHE IS NOT HORRIBLE AT THE CELLO ONE OF THE BLONDES JUGGLES, THE OTHER HULA HOOPS ONE IS A CLOWN, THE OTHER IS A BELLY DANCER THE REALLY MIDWESTERN GIRL WEARS A CHICKEN SUIT? HITTING TENNIS BALLS THROUGH A HOOP? AND THEY CALL OUT TV ANCHOR GIRL AND WHEEL OUT A CAKE SO UH YEAH THIS IS GOING JUST ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT UNSURPRISINGLY EVERYONE THINKS SHE LOOKS LIKE A CRAZY SLUT AND THEN SHE GOES AND HAS A BREAKDOWN IN THE CORNER |
01-30-2016, 09:45 AM | #56 |
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TV ANCHOR GIRL IMMEDIATELY REGRETS HER RIDICULOUS DISPLAY
LIKE WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN THE COCKTAIL PARTY STARTS AND BEN CALLS CAILA A "SEX PANTHER" MAKE OUT COUNTER: 4 POUND TOWN TICKETS: NOT EVEN SURE AT THIS POINT MAN BEN IS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH LIKE SIX OF THESE WOMEN EVERYONE IS GOSSIPING ABOUT TV ANCHOR GIRL AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING UGH THERE'S THIS REALLY GROSS PART WITH THE MIDWESTERN GIRL AND THE PUPPET AND THEY MAKE A LOT OF WEIRD PENIS JOKES MAKE OUT COUNT: 5 (UGH REALLY?) SHE LIKE PRACTICALLY CLAWS AT HIS FACE WHILE THEY KISS TV ANCHOR GIRL TRIES TO FIX HER WEIRD LITTLE BURLESQUE SHOW AND THANKFULLY ONE OF THE TWINS STEALS HIM AWAY TV ANCHOR GIRL CONTINUES TO DOUBT HERSELF DESPITE THE FACT THAT HER CONVERSATION WIL HIM ACTUALLY WENT WELL IDK WHATEVER THIS GIRL NEEDS TO FIGURE HER SHIT OUT |
01-30-2016, 09:53 AM | #57 |
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TV ANCHOR GIRL ACTS SUPER AWKWARD IN FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
MAKE OUT COUNTER: 6 (IT'S THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT) TV ANCHOR GIRL GOES AND STEALS BEN FROM THE OTHER TWIN WOW SHE'S FLIPPING OUT AND BEN IS KINDA PISSED SHE REALLY NEEDS TO GO CRY IN A CORNER FOR A SECOND TIME FOR THE ROSE I GUESS Spoiler: show TV ANCHOR FREAK OUT IN 3 2 1 |
01-30-2016, 09:55 AM | #58 |
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OKAY COMMERCIAL BREAK INTERLUDE
ONE THING THAT REALLY FUCKIN BOTHERS ME ABOUT THIS SHOW IS THE GROUP DATE ROSE LIKE YEAH OKAY YOU WOULD HOPE THAT IF YOU HAVE THIS GREAT LASTING CONNECTION WITH THE GUY/GAL, YOU WOULD GET THE GROUP DATE ROSE EVERY TIME BUT LIKE REALLY LET'S BE REALISTIC HERE EVEN IF THE BACHELOR(ETTE) KNEW YOU'D BE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, THERE IS NOW WAY THE SAME PERSON WILL GET THE ROSE YOU GOTTA A) KEEP THE PRODUCERS HAPPY AND B) HAVE A LITTLE STRATEGY TO KEEP THE RIGHT PEOPLE AROUND ANYWAY BACK TO THE SHOW |
01-30-2016, 10:03 AM | #59 |
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NOW FOR THE WEIRDASS WEDDING DATE
JUBILEE MAKES A CRACK ABOUT HER WEARING WHITE LOL OH I GET IT THEY'RE MARRYING OTHER PEOPLE YEAH NO THIS IS ABOUT AS STUPID AS I EXPECTED IT TO BE THIS IS PROBABLY THE SADDEST WEDDING I'VE EVER SEEN THERE ARE A TOTAL OF 5 NON-CAMERAMAN/PRODUCERS IN THE ROOM EVERYONE JUST KIND OF GIGGLES NERVOUSLY THE WHOLE TIME AND THEY READ REALLY STRANGE VOWS AND THERE ARE PEOPLE IN TUXEDO SHIRTS SO YUP |
01-30-2016, 10:11 AM | #60 |
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OKAY SO THEY GO TO A NEON SIGN GRAVEYARD AND THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL
GENERALLY THE POST-DATE SHIT IS KINDA DUMB BUT THIS IS PRETTY NEAT AND I'M SORTA JEALOUS THEIR CONVERSATION IS STILL PRETTY BORING THOUGH BECAUSE BECCA IS PRETTY PAINFULLY UNINTERESTING MAKE OUT COUNTER: 7 AND 8 MAN HE'S REALLY SLUTTIN IT UP TONIGHT THIS IS SO DAMN BORING I ACTUALLY WENT TO THE BATHROOM OUT OF BOREDOM COMING UP THOUGH OMG WEIRD EARLY HOMETOWN WITH THE TWINS!!!!!! |
01-30-2016, 10:21 AM | #61 |
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OKAY SO DESPITE THE TWINS BEING REALLY OBNOXIOUS AND SUCK A STUPID GIMMICK I THINK THIS WILL MAKE IT TOTALLY WORTH IT
IT'S TWIN VS. TWIN! LOL ONE OF THE TWINS HAS A BUNCH OF OLD PICTURES OF HER EX IN HER ROOM ALSO IT'S SUPER WEIRD BECAUSE THEIR MOM LOOKS PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY LIKE THEM PRETTY SURE THEY'RE CLONES AND NOW IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE! I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE HE CHOSE THOUGH SO UM IT'S A BIG SOBFEST THOUGH AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO FLY HOME SO THAT'S A PLUS MAN THAT WAS KINDA DISAPPOINTING IS IT BAD THAT I KINDA HOPE THE OTHER TWIN QUITS MAKE OUT COUNTER; 9 |
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ALRIGHT PRE ROSE COCKTAIL PARTY
GRATUITOUS LOGO ZOOM IN YEAH LET'S GET RID OF FUCKIN TV ANCHOR GIRL SHE UNSURPRISINGLY GOES IN FOR THE KILL RIGHT OFF THE BAT BEN IS REALLY MAD AT HER FOR BEING SELF-DEPRECATING THIS IS REALLY SUPER BORING THOUGH BECAUSE NO ONE HAS INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS BUT YAY HE HAS A GREAT CONVERSATION WITH JUBILEE AND TRIES TO MAKE HER MORE CONFIDENT C'MON JUBS YOU CAN DO IT TV ANCHOR GIRL WALKS INTO THIS WITH A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE |
01-30-2016, 10:40 AM | #63 |
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ALRIGHT GUYS IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN
ROSE CEREMONY!!!!1111oNE11!1! OOOH IT'S OVER THIS REALLY COOL GLASS POOL DEAL THIS IS SORTA NEAT VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE, FLIGHT ATTENDANT GIRL AND IDK SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY HAVE ROSES THE ROSED AMANDA (STILL NOT SURE) MIDWESTERN GIRL JUBILEE (WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!) I MISSED ONE I THINK IT WAS THE TWIN CAILA JENNIFER (NOT SURE) LEA (SHE IS SOMEHOW STILL HERE) FINAL ROSE!!!! GO HOME TV ANCHOR Spoiler: show OH SO APPARENTLY ONE OF THE VETS DIDN'T GO HOME LAST WEEK SO LOL SHE'S LEAVING NOW AND ALSO ANOTHER GIRL I DON'T RECOGNIZE MAN I FEEL SORTA BAD FOR THE VETERAN GIRL THOUGH BECAUSE SHE GOT LIKE NO TIME AT ALL IN EITHER SEASON |
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NEXT WEEK THEY'RE GOING TO MEXICO CITY???
AND I THINK THAT TV ANCHOR GIRL IS GOING HOME??? IDK WE'LL SEE SAME BACHELOR TIME, SAME BACHELOR CHANNEL |
01-31-2016, 12:37 PM | #67 |
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That is a mouth that could deepthroat a horse.
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01-31-2016, 01:59 PM | #68 |
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AS MY FELLOW BACHELOR-WATCHING FRIEND SAID "THAT MOUTH COULD FIT LIKE SEVEN DICKS"
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01-31-2016, 02:20 PM | #69 |
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01-31-2016, 03:45 PM | #70 |
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That mouth scares me
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That mouth intrigues me, because there is no way that girl can be human.
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CALLING ALL REALITY TELEVISION ENTHUSIASTS/PEOPLE WITH AN OVERWHELMING PENCHANT FOR SCHADENFREUDE
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN TONIGHT ON THE BACHELOR LOTS OF BLONDES MEXICO THAT ONE STUPID THING WHERE THEY WAKE UP THE GIRLS FOR A DATE FASHION JUBILEE HAVING A BREAKDOWN TV ANCHOR PERSON HATING CHILDREN HOPEFULLY SHE GOES THE FUCK HOME |
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UGH WHITE PEOPLE SPEAKING BAD SPANISH
"VIVA LA MEKSIKO" OF COURSE THEY'RE AT THE FUCKING FOUR SEASONS MEXICO CITY AND ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO TALK ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT IS DATE CARDDDDD Spoiler: show TV ANCHOR GIRL ALREADY STARTS TAKING SHOTS AT THIS POOR WOMAN'S KIDS GOD HER SMILE IS SO GOD DAMNED CREEPY |
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HERE'S THE REALLY WEIRD PART WHERE THE BACHELOR COMES IN AND STEALS THE GIRL AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
ITS APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE BUT IT JUST ENDS UP BEING DUMB LOL THERE IS A WEAVE ON THE SIDE TABLE POOR MIDWESTERN GIRL HAS HER RETAINER IN SOMEHOW AMANDA WAKES UP LOOKIN LIKE FUCKIN AUDREY HEPBURN WHY DO THEY FEEL THE NEED TO DO SHIT AT 4 AM TV ANCHOR JUST CAN'T KEEP RAILING ON THIS POOR WOMAN'S CHILDREN OH MAN THEY'RE HOT AIR BALLOONING THAT'S PRETTY FUCKIN COOL HE ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED THE RUINS THAT THEY ARE FLYING OVER CORRECTLY SO THAT WAS OKAY JUST REMEMBER FRIENDS THOSE "ROMANTIC" PYRAMIDS WERE SHRINES OF HUMAN SACRIFICE FUN FACT |
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JUBILEE IS STARTING TO FREAK (JUST AS THE DATE CARD COMES)
Spoiler: show MIDWESTERN GIRL GETS TO GO ON A ONE ON ONE TV ANCHOR HAS A REALLY SCRUNCHY FACE AND THEN DOES THAT WEIRD OPEN MOUTH SHIT THE MOM AND BEN HAVE A BORING TALK MAKE OUT COUNT: 1 |
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