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Old 06-04-2012, 08:01 AM   #1
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E3 2012 FUCK I HAVE TO WORK EDITION

OKAY YOU GARRULOUS COCKLORDS SINCE I AM JOBULATED AND OCCUPTIZIED DURING NORMAL E3 PRESENTATION HOURS I WON'T BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU THE LIVE, NO-PUNCHES-PULLED REAL TALK THAT YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM YOUR E3 COVERAGE

SO, SINCE I AM NOTHING IF NOT SELF-AGGRANDIZING, WE WILL BE HAVING A POST-CONFERENCE CONFERENCE HO-DOWN, WHERE I FIND A LINK TO A CONFERENCE RECORDING AND WE ALL HAVE US A BIG GODDAMN SING ALONG EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SINGING THERE WILL BE RAGE

SO MUCH RAGE

IF I FEEL LIKE IT

FUCK YOU

EDIT: OK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SONY'S PRESENTATION LIVE SINCE THEY ACTUALLY RESPECT THE MEN AND WOMEN WORKING TWO JOBS TO AFFORD A PS3 AND DO THEIR PRESENTATION AT 6 PM
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:46 AM   #2
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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR FOR THIS
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Old 06-04-2012, 02:16 PM   #3
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APPARENTLY THE MICROSOFT CONFERENCE SUCKED. HOWEVER, I MISSED IT. THOUGH KNOWING MICROSOFT, IT WAS PROBABLY DISAPPOINTING. I MEAN REALLY, LAST YEAR'S KINECT PRESENTATION WAS TERRIBLE.
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Old 06-04-2012, 02:21 PM   #4
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Old 06-04-2012, 05:10 PM   #5
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SO UBISOFT HAS OPENED UP WITH JUST DANCE, AND A LIVE PERFORMANCE BY FLO-RIDA. I AM DISAPPOINT IN THEIR MUSICAL TASTE.
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Old 06-04-2012, 05:38 PM   #6
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Who knew that Ubisoft was going to roll out the big guns for the Wii U with Rayman Legends and possibly Zombi U.
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Old 06-04-2012, 05:57 PM   #7
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My take on Ubisoft so far:

Just Dance 4- No freakin' way I'm getting this. Terrible music + dancing = me uninterested.

Far Cry 3- Looks really cool, though it seems a little excessive with the swearing. While I don't mind this usually, it sort of take away from the game for me when they say "Fuck" in every other sentence.

Rayman Legends- Never played a Rayman game before, but after seeing this it makes me wonder why I haven't. Looks amazing, and the soundtrack during the one level they showed was killer. Also, the gameplay with the new controllers flowed really well, and interesting as well. Gonna look into this one.

Zombi U- I'm a sucker for trailers like the one they showed. To me, it looks like a better version of Nazi Zombies. One that I'll actually enjoy playing repeatedly. Probably going to get this one with my Wii U when it comes out.

Assassin's Creed 3- I CAME. Never played an Assassin's Creed game before, but holy shit, this looks spectacular. While it is a bit (read: a lot) ridiculous with the kind of moves you can pull off as this guy, the visuals are breathtaking. The controls looked really smooth, and this looks like a game that I can definitely get into.
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Old 06-04-2012, 06:24 PM   #8
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WATCH_DOGS LOOKS SICK AS HELL

Ubisoft wins E3 so far
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Old 06-04-2012, 06:45 PM   #9
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I agree, Watch Dogs looked pretty freakin' amazing. However, I think they could've done better with the title. Truthfully, I think the title seemed like a bit of a let down, since it just doesn't seem to fit in my opinion. Yes, it makes sense to a degree, but I think something else could have been more fitting.

EDIT: After seeing some additional Assassin's Creed 3 footage, I think the internet could be graced with a George Washington "Not Bad" face.
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:04 PM   #10
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THERE ISN'T ENOUGH SHOUTING IN THIS THREAD

YOU GUYS ARE SUCKING COMPARED TO LAST YEAR

DO BETTAR

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Old 06-04-2012, 07:08 PM   #11
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THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TYPING IN ALL CAPS YET USING PERIODS AT THE SAME TIME HAVE SHAMED YOURSELVES IN THE EYES OF THE EMPRAH, FOR YOU ARE INSUFFICIENTLY ANGRY WITH NONSPECIFIC RAGE

GO LOOK AT THE OTHER E3 2012 THREADS (THAT I MADE, NOT THAT EMBARRASSING ATTEMPT RANGEET MADE ONE TIME) TO LEARN THE TRUE ART OF BEING ANGRY ON THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU FAGGOTS

ALSO T-1 HOUR TIL GO TIME WITH SONY AS THEY TRY TO CONVINCE THE WORLD THAT THEIR COMPANY IS NOT UTTERLY, IRREDEEMABLY FUCKED

ALSO I HAVEN'T "SPOILED" MYSELF WITH ANY MICROSOFT CONFERENCE REVEALS SO THAT WHEN I DO WATCH A RECORDING FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT IT WILL BE REAL LIKE A BLACK MAN ON THE MIC OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT URBAN YOUTH ARE INTO IN DANCE MOVIES OR WHATEVER THE SHIT
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:10 PM   #12
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BOLD IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO SHOUTING FLARRIGGLEASINBLARBIN

EDIT BY BLASTOISE ABUSING HIS MOD POWERS FUCK YOU NO IT IS NOT CAPS IS ANGRY BOLD IS ANGRY BOLD CAPS IS I WILL SHIT ON YOUR MOTHER'S FACE WHILE I FUCK HER ANGRY NO I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW THAT WORKS

EDIT 2 BY BLASTOISE YOU KNOW NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I CAN EXPLAIN HOW THAT WORKS BUT THAT'S GOING INTO SOME DARK TERRITORY SO LET'S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:16 PM   #13
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ALSO I HAVE BEEN PREPARING FOR E3 2012 BY LISTENING TO E3 2011'S SONG OF THE SHOW

OKAY SO THE PREPARING PART IS A LIE
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:48 PM   #14
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BLASTOISE

I PLEAD WITH YOU

DO NOT TORTURE YOURSELF WITH THE UNHOLY SHIT THAT WAS MICROSOFT'S CONFERENCE

IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY, IT WASN'T EVEN SOMETHING TO PARODY

IT WAS JUST SAD AS FUCK AND FULL OF REGRET, SHAME, AND THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:52 PM   #15
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Quote:
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IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY, IT WASN'T EVEN SOMETHING TO PARODY

IT WAS JUST SAD AS FUCK AND FULL OF REGRET, SHAME, AND THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE
THAT PRETTY MUCH DESCRIBES EVERYTHING UNOWNMEW POSTS IN THE DEBATE FORUM AND WE STILL ENCOURAGE IT SO I DON'T REALLY SEE THE PROBLEM

OKAY NOT SO MUCH "ENCOURAGE" AS "HAVE GIVEN UP ON HIM LIKE HIS MOTHER DID WHEN SHE LEFT HIM IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND A RITE AID" BUT THE GENERAL POINT REMAINS
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:00 PM   #16
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IT BEGINS
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:03 PM   #17
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I CAN SEE SONY IS LETTING FAILED EUROPEAN FILM MAJORS MAKE THEIR COMMERCIALS/INTROS AGAIN
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:05 PM   #18
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I AM JACK TRETTON AND I CLEARLY DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:06 PM   #19
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WE HAVE SOME OF THE MOST AUTISTIC PASSIONATE FANS IN THE INDUSTRY

GRADE OUR CONFERENCE HIGH ON YOUR INTERBOARDS EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:07 PM   #20
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BROADCASTING IN FOUR LANGUAGES, INCLUDING BULLSHIT

ALSO HOME IS STILL A THING GUYS
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:08 PM   #21
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"I LOVE YOU, MAN"

YOU SOUND SO EXCITED, MAN
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:09 PM   #22
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PRESENTING KAZ HIRAI, TAKING HIS VISION OF OVERPRICED, DIRECTIONLESS HARDWARE TO THE TOP OF JAPAN'S MOST MONOLITHIC AND ANARCHIC CORPORATE FIEFDOM
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:09 PM   #23
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THE AMAZING TALENT AT QUANTIC DREAM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
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SPEAKING OF FAILED EUROPEAN FILM MAJORS, HERE'S DAVID CAGE
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:11 PM   #25
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"WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE"

FOR DAVID CAGE, HELL HOPEFULLY
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