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Old 06-14-2010, 05:10 AM   #1
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Blastoise's Awesome E3 2010 Thread of Awesome Thoughts

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Someone please tell me what the fuck I'm looking at

Somebody at Microsoft thought this was a good idea

Like, seriously

In a non-ironic fashion
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Old 06-14-2010, 08:56 AM   #2
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Why do you need a separate thread? lol

Why do you act so surprised by Project Natal? Renée Kinect, apparently. This has been talked about for at least half a year -- the last time I tuned in to video game news before this summer. I would think someone more plugged into video game social networks such as yourself would have known about this up and down.

Or was your mind blown more specifically by the random Asian dude who jumps on stage, pushes the little girl out of the way, and takes on Darth Vader?
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Old 06-14-2010, 09:42 AM   #3
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He needs his own thread because he's better than Zora, and also because he was so sleep deprived he couldn't spell his own name.
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Old 06-14-2010, 09:49 AM   #4
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THIS JUST IN: BLASTOISE IS ACTUALLY PICCOLONAMEK! O_O
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Old 06-14-2010, 11:49 AM   #5
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Why do you need a separate thread? lol

Why do you act so surprised by Project Natal? Renée Kinect, apparently. This has been talked about for at least half a year -- the last time I tuned in to video game news before this summer. I would think someone more plugged into video game social networks such as yourself would have known about this up and down.
You're right, I haven't heard of Natal despite it being Microsoft's Next Big Thing in the gaming space for the past year or so.

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Old 06-14-2010, 12:02 PM   #6
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Hey, it's your thread, not mine. You know what Natal is, fine: then tell us why you're so "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!" about. We're not telepaths, you know.
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Old 06-14-2010, 12:23 PM   #7
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Kin=Microsofts new phone
Kinect=Microsofts new gaming thing

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Old 06-14-2010, 12:27 PM   #8
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Hey, it's your thread, not mine. You know what Natal is, fine: then tell us why you're so "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!" about. We're not telepaths, you know.
Only you could see a console accessory introduced by Cirque de Soleil in a completely ridiculous fashion and think "nope, nothing weird about that at all".

Also, THREE MINUTES TIL GO TIME
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Old 06-14-2010, 12:33 PM   #9
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CALL OF DUTY: BRO OPS

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Old 06-14-2010, 12:40 PM   #10
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INTRODUCING DON MATTRICK, SENIOR VP OF INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG

ALSO EXCLUSIVE DEAL WITH ACTIVISON, DARK LORDS OF GAMING
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Old 06-14-2010, 12:41 PM   #11
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YEAR OF TRANSFORMATION

TRANSFORMATION

TRANSFORMATION

TRANSFORMATION

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ALSO HALO, GEARS OF WAR AND CALL OF DUTY ONLY VIDYA GAMES THAT EXIST
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HIDEO KOJIMA COMING OUT WITH SOMETHING NEW AND UNIQUE

CUTSCENES NOW ENTIRE GAME

TALON JIZZES SELF AT THOUGHT OF A GAME HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO BEAT
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METAL GEAR SOLID: RAIDEN IS STILL A BITCH

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MARCUS FENIX AND MASTER CHIEF ARE UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS AND SAM FISCHER

SPACE MAN, SPACE MAN, AND WHO KILLED MY DAUGHTER POP CULTURE ICONS
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GREEN? IN MY GEARS OF WAR? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
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ALIEN BOSSES CAN BE DISTINGUISHED FROM REGULAR ENEMIES BY THEIR STRATEGY OF BULL-RUSHING YOU CONTINUOUSLY
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OH BOY, PETER GOD KING OF LIES UP

BRB LETTING DOGS OUT
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DID VP OF DOUCHEBAGGERY JUST CHANGE INTO A CASUAL SHIRT
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HEY IT'S ME HALO DUDE

ON BEHALF OF OUR ENTIRE TEAM WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT

HALO: REACH IS OUR MOST AMBITIOUS GAME IN GETTING THE HALO MONKEY OFF OUR BACK
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WE ARE THE COVENANT

WE LIKE TO DEPLOY OUR TROOPS IN SMALL GROUPS THAT CAN EASILY BE OVERWHELMED
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XBOX LIVE HAS BROUGHT A NEW REVOLUTION TO ONLINE GAMING

A REVOLUTION IN SEEING HOW MANY DUMBFUCKS WILL PAY FOR P2P NETWORKING
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WE'RE STILL CHASING THE MAGICAL NERD EL DORADO THAT IS THE MULTIMEDIA COMPUTER IN THE LIVING ROOM
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MAGIC OF KINECT MAGIC OF KINECT MAGIC OF KINECT

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ZUNE IS AMAZING

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THE LIVING ROOM

WHERE I ENTERTAIN MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

REALLY, AS OPPOSED TO YOUR BEDROOM

BOOSH I WENT THERE
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