06-14-2010, 05:10 AM | #1 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
Blastoise's Awesome E3 2010 Thread of Awesome Thoughts
http://video.destructoid.com/#164359
Someone please tell me what the fuck I'm looking at Somebody at Microsoft thought this was a good idea Like, seriously In a non-ironic fashion
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib Last edited by Blastoise; 06-14-2010 at 02:16 PM. |
06-14-2010, 08:56 AM | #2 |
時の彼方へ
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Lafayette, Indiana
Posts: 20,578
|
Why do you need a separate thread? lol
Why do you act so surprised by Project Natal? Renée Kinect, apparently. This has been talked about for at least half a year -- the last time I tuned in to video game news before this summer. I would think someone more plugged into video game social networks such as yourself would have known about this up and down. Or was your mind blown more specifically by the random Asian dude who jumps on stage, pushes the little girl out of the way, and takes on Darth Vader?
__________________
|
06-14-2010, 09:42 AM | #3 |
Dominator of Bike Levels
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,321
|
He needs his own thread because he's better than Zora, and also because he was so sleep deprived he couldn't spell his own name.
__________________
The Kim Il Sung of ASB. |
06-14-2010, 09:49 AM | #4 |
時の彼方へ
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Lafayette, Indiana
Posts: 20,578
|
THIS JUST IN: BLASTOISE IS ACTUALLY PICCOLONAMEK! O_O
__________________
|
06-14-2010, 11:49 AM | #5 | |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
Quote:
huuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib Last edited by Blastoise; 06-14-2010 at 12:02 PM. |
|
06-14-2010, 12:02 PM | #6 |
時の彼方へ
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Lafayette, Indiana
Posts: 20,578
|
Hey, it's your thread, not mine. You know what Natal is, fine: then tell us why you're so "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!" about. We're not telepaths, you know.
__________________
|
06-14-2010, 12:23 PM | #7 |
Fog Badge
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 6,513
|
Kin=Microsofts new phone
Kinect=Microsofts new gaming thing See where I'm going?
__________________
|
06-14-2010, 12:27 PM | #8 | |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
Quote:
Also, THREE MINUTES TIL GO TIME
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
|
06-14-2010, 12:33 PM | #9 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
CALL OF DUTY: BRO OPS
FOR THOSE WHO NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE LIES OF WAR IN THEIR BRO SHOOTER
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:40 PM | #10 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
INTRODUCING DON MATTRICK, SENIOR VP OF INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG
ALSO EXCLUSIVE DEAL WITH ACTIVISON, DARK LORDS OF GAMING
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:41 PM | #11 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
YEAR OF TRANSFORMATION
TRANSFORMATION TRANSFORMATION TRANSFORMATION TRANSFORMATION ALSO HALO, GEARS OF WAR AND CALL OF DUTY ONLY VIDYA GAMES THAT EXIST
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:43 PM | #12 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
HIDEO KOJIMA COMING OUT WITH SOMETHING NEW AND UNIQUE
CUTSCENES NOW ENTIRE GAME TALON JIZZES SELF AT THOUGHT OF A GAME HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO BEAT
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:46 PM | #13 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
METAL GEAR SOLID: RAIDEN IS STILL A BITCH
NOW WITH NINJA GAIDEN REAL-TIME CUTTING TECHNOLOGY
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:48 PM | #14 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
MARCUS FENIX AND MASTER CHIEF ARE UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS AND SAM FISCHER
SPACE MAN, SPACE MAN, AND WHO KILLED MY DAUGHTER POP CULTURE ICONS
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:51 PM | #15 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
GREEN? IN MY GEARS OF WAR? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:53 PM | #16 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
ALIEN BOSSES CAN BE DISTINGUISHED FROM REGULAR ENEMIES BY THEIR STRATEGY OF BULL-RUSHING YOU CONTINUOUSLY
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:54 PM | #17 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
OH BOY, PETER GOD KING OF LIES UP
BRB LETTING DOGS OUT
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:56 PM | #18 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
DID VP OF DOUCHEBAGGERY JUST CHANGE INTO A CASUAL SHIRT
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 12:59 PM | #19 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
HEY IT'S ME HALO DUDE
ON BEHALF OF OUR ENTIRE TEAM WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT HALO: REACH IS OUR MOST AMBITIOUS GAME IN GETTING THE HALO MONKEY OFF OUR BACK
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 01:01 PM | #20 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
WE ARE THE COVENANT
WE LIKE TO DEPLOY OUR TROOPS IN SMALL GROUPS THAT CAN EASILY BE OVERWHELMED
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 01:05 PM | #21 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
XBOX LIVE HAS BROUGHT A NEW REVOLUTION TO ONLINE GAMING
A REVOLUTION IN SEEING HOW MANY DUMBFUCKS WILL PAY FOR P2P NETWORKING
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 01:07 PM | #22 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
WE'RE STILL CHASING THE MAGICAL NERD EL DORADO THAT IS THE MULTIMEDIA COMPUTER IN THE LIVING ROOM
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 01:08 PM | #23 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
MAGIC OF KINECT MAGIC OF KINECT MAGIC OF KINECT
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 01:10 PM | #24 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
ZUNE IS AMAZING
RIGHT GUYS PLEASE BUY ZUNE
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-14-2010, 01:10 PM | #25 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
THE LIVING ROOM
WHERE I ENTERTAIN MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS REALLY, AS OPPOSED TO YOUR BEDROOM BOOSH I WENT THERE
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
Lower Navigation | ||||||
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
|
|