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Old 09-29-2016, 07:40 PM   #1
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SO AS NOT TO SHIT UP THE MAIN LEAGUE THREAD

EVERY TIME I PLAY LEAGUE THESE DAYS I WIND UP PUNCHING OUT THREE OR FOUR GAMES LATER TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT HUMAN JOY IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE AND WHY PEOPLE SMILE WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY HOT WOOD LEAGUE TAKES ON THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD REAPING THE FRUITS OF THEIR LABOR OF PLAYING SOLO QUEUE AND SCRIMS 18 HOURS A DAY WHILE TRYING TO AVOID THE SWORD OF CHALLENGER SERIES DAMOCLES HANGING OVER THEIR HEADS

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WHEN WE LAST JOINED OUR DAY ONE STREAM WE SAW TOURNAMENT FAVORITES ROX TIGERS STOMP ALBUS NOX'S BALLS BACK DOWN THEIR THROATS SO NOW WE'RE DOING THE DUMB HUMAN INTEREST BULLSHIT UNTIL THE NEXT GAME SEE YOU GUYS THEN
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Old 09-29-2016, 07:51 PM   #2
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HOLY SHIT GUYS A JUNGLE PAIRING THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE REK'SAI OR GRAGAS

THIS PATCH IS AMAZING ALREADY
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Old 09-29-2016, 07:52 PM   #3
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ROX IS THE FAVORITE TO WIN WORLDS

NOW PLEASE ENJOY THIS BRONZE LEAGUE JUNGLE INVADE SHITSHOW
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Old 09-29-2016, 07:54 PM   #4
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LANING PHASES ARE FOR FAGGOTS AND EU TEAMS

(BUT I REPEAT MYSELF)
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Old 09-29-2016, 07:56 PM   #5
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ONE KILL/MINUTE AND WE'RE NOT EVEN TEN MINUTES IN

I'M HERE FOR THE VIOLENCE
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Old 09-29-2016, 07:58 PM   #6
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ROX IS EVEN SHITTIER AT THE BEGINNING WHEN PLAYING AGAINST ACTUAL KOREAN TEAMS WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:00 PM   #7
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5-7 AT 12 MINUTES

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE INFORM RIOT THAT THEY'RE STREAMING SOLO QUEUE ON THEIR WORLDS STREAM
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:05 PM   #8
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REAL TALK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHEN'S DUMB MAGIC SWORD IS SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY DO
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:10 PM   #9
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SO I'M GOING TO MAKE A RADICAL PREDICTION HERE AND SAY BEING DOWN 10K GOLD AT 20 MINUTES MEANS ANX IS FUCKED
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:11 PM   #10
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AND THEN ROX MANAGES TO FUCK UP THE TEAMFIGHT SOMEHOW
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:17 PM   #11
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WAIT, IS WORLDS BEST OF ONE IN GROUPS

ON THE OTHER HAND I GUESS I DON'T REALLY NEED TO SEE ROX TRY AND IMPROVE THEIR ANX SPEEDRUN
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:21 PM   #12
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ALBUS NOX LOOKED VIABLE FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES UNTIL ROX TOOK OFF THEIR GOKU TRAINING WEIGHTS AND STOMPED ON THEIR BONES IS THE SUN SETTING ON KOREAN DOMINANCE OF ESPORTS
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:37 PM   #13
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I ENVY FORG1VEN'S LOL SKILL AND BEING NEARLY AS MUCH OF A SHITHEAD AS I AM

BUT NOT HIS MALE PATTERN BALDNESS
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:40 PM   #14
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WHAT IS IT WITH ASIAN TEAMS AND THEIR JPOP BOYBAND HAIRCUTS
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:41 PM   #15
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OH YEAH, H2K AND AHQ ARE FIGHTING TO BE THE BEST NOT-ROX TEAM SO THIS IS HAPPENING NOW
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:42 PM   #16
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"WHEN YOU BAN A JUNGLE CHAMPION YOU REDUCE THE ACTUAL VIABLE JUNGLER POOL IN ANY GIVEN LEAGUE PATCH META BY OVER 99%"
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:46 PM   #17
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SPEAKING OF STAGNANT ROLE METAS, TOP LANE GNAR PICK BY H2K
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:46 PM   #18
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JINX PICK

WHEN YOU WANT TO TROLL ON STAGE BUT YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO GO TEEMO
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:48 PM   #19
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BIGGEST COMPETITION FOR THE BIGGEST ESPORT IN THE WORLD

STILL NO SOUNDPROOF BOOTHS FOR ON-STAGE TEAMS
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H2K UNDERRATED BY EVERYONE DUE TO REALITY HAVING A WELL KNOWN ANTI-EULCS BIAS
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Old 09-29-2016, 08:52 PM   #21
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HUH I DIDN'T NOTICE DURING THE DRAFT THAT CAITLYN WAS ADDED BACK IN THIS PATCH
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FORG1VEN DOMINATING BOT LANE LIKE THAT TINY PATCH OF HAIR IS DOMINATING THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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H2K EMPLOYING THE LITTLE KNOWN STRATEGY OF BOT LANE GANKING FOR YOUR JUNGLER
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WE WANTED TO ENFORCE A STANDARD LANE META BECAUSE LANE SWAPS ARE SOMEHOW MORE BORING THAN EACH TEAM SPOT HAVING 3 VIABLE CHAMPIONS IN ANY GIVEN PATCH
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FORG1VEN'S MAP AWARENESS WORSE THAN HIS HAIRLINE
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