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Old 02-20-2017, 04:42 PM   #251
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WASSAP MOFOS

IM A LITTLE LATE IM SORRY IVE BEEN ON VACATION BUT I MANAGED TO FIND TWO HOURS TO WATCH THIS (I THINK)

LAST WEEK

NICK SENT THREE PEOPLE HOME PRE ROSE CEREMONY AND CRIED IN FRONT OF THE REMAINING LADIES

OKAY SORRY RACHEL THESE TWO WOMEN DID NOT HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH HIM

NICK LOOKS SAD ON THE BEACH AND CHRIS HARRISON RUDELY INTERRUPTS HIS SAD REFLECTION

AFTER THEY EXCHANGE SOME MEANINGLESS WORDS HE COMES BACK TO SEE THE LADIES FOR SOME REASON

IDK ITS DRAMATIC

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Old 02-20-2017, 04:48 PM   #252
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THE WOMEN SPECULATE THAT HE'S GOING TO QUIT (HAHA FUNNY JOKES THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN)

YEAH NO HE REASSURES THEM WHAT A SHOCK

HES CANCELLING EVERYTHING AND THEY'RE GOING TO UM

BIMINI?

WTF IS BIMINI

OH ITS APPARENTLY A PART OF THE BAHAMAS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF

YEP THE BUDGET IS REALLY STARTING TO SHRINK

THE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY P CUTE THO

DATE CARD ALREADY

NOT ACTUALLY SURE WHAT THE STRUCTURE OF THIS WEEK IS SO THIS WILL BE INTERESTING

Spoiler: show
VANESSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO DEEPER


WHOOO GOOOOOO VANESSA

OF COURSE CORRINGE IS JEALOUS AND CALLS HER A BITCH SO THERE'S THAT

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Old 02-20-2017, 04:48 PM   #253
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ALSO GET READY FOR CORRINGE'S GOLD HEART/PLATINUM VAGEEN
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Old 02-20-2017, 04:55 PM   #254
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO VANESSA

A+ FAVORITE GIRL

IF BACHELOR WAIFUS ARE A THING SHE IS MY WAIFU

CORRINGE COMPLAINS ABOUT VANESSA (AND SAYS "EMOTIONALLY-WISE" GIRL THE LY IS THE ADVERBIAL MARKER YOU DON'T NEED THE WISE)

WTF SHE CRITICIZES HER FOR BEING A SPECIAL NEEDS TEACHER AND ITALIAN

RACHEL IS LIKE "WTF GIRL YOU NEED TO CHILL"

OH HEY NEATO THEY'RE GOING TO SNORKLE BY A ROTTING SHIP THAT'S NIFTY

IT'S NOT SUPER ROMANTIC BUT IT'S NEAT
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Old 02-20-2017, 05:04 PM   #255
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ANOTHER DATE CARD ALREADY

STFU ABOUT YOUR NANNY/SLAVE CORRINGE

Spoiler: show
CORRINGE
KRISTINA
RAVEN

LET'S JUMP IN WITH BOTH FEET FIRST


GROUP DATE AND CORRINGE IS IN IT THANK GOD

RACHEL/DANIELLE BOTH GET 1 ON 1S I GUESS SO THAT'S NICE

I AM SO READY FOR VANESSA'S HOMETOWN

SHE SAYS SHE'S FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEY KISS AND IT'S NICE BUT NICK KNOWS BETTER THAN TO BREAK CONTRACT AFTER 3 PREVIOUS TRIES UNLIKE OUR PREVIOUS BACHELOR

THOUGH NICK GIVES A VERY EVASIVE ANSWER WHICH IS A SHAME

ALSO FYI THEY STOP GIVING OUT ROSES ON DATES NOW WHICH IS DUMB BUT OH WELL
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Old 02-20-2017, 05:13 PM   #256
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GROUP DATE STARTS, CORRINGE IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO STRIP

BUT NICK PAYS ATTENTION TO KRISTINA INSTEAD OF CORRINGE AND CORRINGE STARTS TO BOO HOO

THE DATE IS SWIMMING WITH SHARKS

SUMMARY: THERE ARE SHARKS, IT IS SCARY

CORRINGE COMPLAINS ABOUT KRISTINA'S GENUINE FEAR AND NICK BEING A NICE SYMPATHETIC PERSON

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Old 02-20-2017, 05:26 PM   #257
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CORRINGE WILL NOT STOP BITCHING

HE TALKS TO KRISTINA FIRST OMG!!!

CORRINGE SITS AND MAKES SMALL TALK WITH RAVEN AND IT'S NOT AWKWARD AT ALL

DATE CARD

Spoiler: show
DANIELLE

LET'S RIDE OFF IN THE SUNSET TOGETHER


BORING BACK TO CORRINGE BEING CRAY

AND SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT NOT HAVING A ONE ON ONE TO HIM SO YEP

NICK STOP VALIDATING HER AWFUL BEHAVIOR

OKAY SO I FORGOT THAT THERE IS ACTUALLY A ROSE HERE AND IT GOES TO

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

Spoiler: show
OH REALLY RAVEN??? OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS HERE WHY RAVEN

WELL OKAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN CORRINGE BUT SIGH WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEND HOME SOMEONE DECENT NOW

I GUESS I'M OKAY WITH IT BEING DANIELLE AND CORRINGE LEAING BUT UGH RAVEN IS JUST BLEH

ALSO THE PRODUCERS FLEW IN ~THEY'RE FAVORITE BAND~ FOR THIS 2 MINUTE SCENE

(ACTUALLY HE'S PRETTY GOOD)


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Old 02-20-2017, 05:45 PM   #258
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CORRINGE CONTINUES TO BITCH

I AM SO SICK IF YOU AND YOUR OBNOXIOUS SHIT PLEASE LEAVE

DANIELLE AND NICK HAVE A CUTE BUT KINDA BORING DATE

THEY ALSO HAVE A BORING CONVERSATION

SIGH SORRY DANIELLE I THINK YOU'RE GOING HOME

NEW DATE CARD

Spoiler: show
RACHEL

LET'S GET A TASTE OF THE LOCAL FLAVOR


CORRINGE GLARES AT RACHEL

MAN THEIR DATE CONTINUES TO BE BORING AND SHE OPENS UP TO HIM AND HE JUST STARES AT HER

YUP HE'S SENDING HER HOME POOR THING I LIKED YOU A LOT TOO YOU'RE SWEET I HOPE YOU FIND A NICE MAN

AWWWWW THIS IS GENUINELY SAD POOR GIRL ):

AWWWW SHE SAYS GOODBYE TO ALL THE GIRLS AND IT'S SUPER SAD )))))))))))))):

CORRINGE USES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE AWFUL WHAT A SURPRISE
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Old 02-20-2017, 05:55 PM   #259
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HERE IT COMES

CORRINGE'S PLATINUM VAGEEN IS BEING DEPLOYED HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

SHE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE KILL

SHE "KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A MAN FEEL GOOD AND DOES IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE"

ALL FOR SEXUAL LIBERATION BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE A HALF-PRICE ESCORT

SHE LEADS HIM INTO THE ROOM AND WE GET A SHOT OF THE CLOSED DOOR AND WELL

HE SHUTS HER DOWN THANK GOD

UGH BUT HE'S NOT SENDING HER HOME AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THIS GOD UGH PLEASE SEND HER HOME PLEASEEEE

NO NO DON'T MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER

MAN THAT WAS A TOTAL LETDOWN (I.E. SHE SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME)

SHE IMMEDIATELY REGRETS HER DECISION, UNSURPRISINGLY
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Old 02-20-2017, 05:58 PM   #260
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WELL THAT WAS QUITE DISAPPOINTING

BUT I HAVE TO GO FOR A LITTLE BIT SO I'LL COME BACK TO THIS IN A BIT BRB
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Old 02-20-2017, 10:19 PM   #261
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HEY WE BACK SORRY FOR THE PAUSE

BEFORE THE BREAK RACHEL WAS GOING ON HER DATE

SHE INSTRUCTS HIM ON HOW TO SPEAK TO HER FATHER

SHE'S NEVER BROUGHT HOME A WHITE GUY THAT'S INTERESTING

THOUGH HER FAMILY SEEMS CHILL SO THAT'S GOOD

THEY HAVE A NICE BUT VERY SHORT DATE

CORRINGE STARTS TO REALIZE THAT SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY THE SHIT SHE THINKS SHE IS AND STARTS TO FREAK OUT (WOW SOMETHING PERCEPTIVE FOR ONCE)
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Old 02-20-2017, 10:34 PM   #262
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CORRINGE CONTINUES TO FREAK

PLEASE BE FOR A GOOD REASON

NICK DECIDES THAT HE WANTS TO SEND THE FIFTH GIRL HOME PERSONALLY INSTEAD OF A ROSE CEREMONY

PLEASEEEEE LET IT BE CORRINGE

IF YOU SEND HOME LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE I FUCKING STG

OH FUCKING JESUS CHRIST SERIOUSLY??????

Spoiler: show
HE'S SENDING HOME KRISTINA

FUCKING

UGH WHY

WHY ARE YOU SENDING HER HOME

CORRINGE IS HAVING A FULL ON PANIC ATTACK NOW

UGH IM GLAD YOU'RE SUFFERING BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO GO HOME

HONESTLY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST WAY HE CAN SEND HER HOME HE'S DOING THIS WELL

THOUGH THIS IS SUPER UNFORTUNATE

AWWWWW I HOPE SHE FINDS A REALLY NICE MAN SHE IS SUPER GREAT AND I WISH THE BEST FOR HER )))))))))))))):

KRISTINA IS TAKING THIS SO WELL YOU GO GIRL D:

SHE LOOKS SO SHOCKED

OMG BABE YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS YOU'RE ONLY 24 YOU WILL FIND A GOOD GUY

OMGGGGGG POOR BABY ILU DDDDDDDDDDDD:


CORRINGE IS STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT HIM SENDING SOMEONE ELSE HOME

HONEY THE PRODUCERS DEFINITELY WON'T LET HIM DO THAT

UGH ANYWAY DUMB CLIFFHANGER

WELL OKAY WAIT WTF ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING ONLY 3 HOMETOWNS????

IDK ANYWAY THIS SHOW IS DUMB

CREDIT SCENE: CORRINGE PTFOS ON THE COUCH (THIS GIRL HAS A MEDICAL PROBLEM) AND THE LADIES STACK CHEESE CUBES ON HER HEAD LOLOLOLOL
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Old Yesterday, 04:27 PM   #263
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It's super weird that they announced that Rachel is going to be the Bachelorette while she's still on the show. Like, it just makes it strange for me as a viewer.
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