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Old 06-09-2018, 01:57 PM   #51
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WE'RE SORRY THAT OUR MONETIZATION STRATEGY TO PUMP WHALES WAS SO BLATANT THAT EVEN THE FEDS AND EUROS CAUGHT WIND OF OUR BULLSHIT THAT OUR GAMEPLAY WAS TOO GRINDY
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:58 PM   #52
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WE'RE PROMOTING CHARITIES IN A HAM-FISTED ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU THINK YOUR CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION IS MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:59 PM   #53
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THE TRAVELER ANTHEM IS ALL THAT REMAINS

OBLIGATORY "A STORM IS COMING" QUOTE
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:59 PM   #54
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"SOMETHING IS OUT THERE"

SHIT I DIDN'T BUY NEARLY ENOUGH BOOZE FOR THIS E3
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:01 PM   #55
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HEY GUYS I'M GONG TO GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND GUESS THAT SINCE EA IS DESPERATELY CHASING DESTINY'S COATTAILS THERE WILL BE THREE CLASSES AND YOUR HUB WILL BE THE LAST BASTION OF CIVILIZATION
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:02 PM   #56
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BIOWARE HAS THE BEST FANS WHO WILL WRITE LONG THREADS ABOUT THE TASTE OF TALI'S SWEAT
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:03 PM   #57
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A GREAT STORY FOR BIOWARE STARTS WITH A CARTH
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:04 PM   #58
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A SHARED WORLD THAT WE ALL EXPERIENCE IN INSTANCES THAT INVOLVE HALF A DOZEN PEOPLE OR LESS
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:04 PM   #59
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LIKE EVERY COMPANY ON EARTH WE HAVE BUILT IN FRAMEWORK TO ADD FUTURE DLC

WE'RE GOING TO DIPLOMATICALLY TALK LIKE THIS IS SOME PROFOUND LEAP FORWARD IN GAME DESIGN
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:06 PM   #60
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GAMERS DON'T RESPECT HOW MUCH WORK GOES INTO FUCKING UP A BELOVED IP LIKE EA HAS TRULY MASTERED
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:07 PM   #61
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WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT PRINCIPLES

LIKE "HOW DO WE RIP OFF BUNGIE AT THE BEHEST OF OUR CORPORATE MASTERS WITHOUT MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS"
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:08 PM   #62
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SORRY GUYS I FUCKED UP

*FOUR* CLASSES
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:09 PM   #63
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"ONE ON ONE COMBAT"

*USES COMBAT SHIELD TO TANK MASS FIRE*
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:10 PM   #64
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OH GOD CURATED Q&A FROM TWITTER

HOLY SHIT GUYS ~COSMETIC CUSTOMIZATION~
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:10 PM   #65
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STOP CLAPPING FOR MICROTRANSACTIONS IN A FULL-PRICE GAME YOU GODDAMN TROGLODYTES
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:13 PM   #66
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QUESTION ABOUT PVP

CONVERSATION ABOUT CO-OP INSTEAD

BUT YOU CAN ROLL SOLO

SPEAKING OF CO-OP GET READY FOR CONFERENCE COMMS CHATTER
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:14 PM   #67
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THIS BULLSHIT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE POWER OF FROSTBITE
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:14 PM   #68
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IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OBVIOUS IF WE RIP OFF BUNGIE'S ORCHESTRAL STYLE FOR THIS GAME IS IT
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:16 PM   #69
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WE'RE GOING TO RANDOMLY SWITCH BETWEEN PCS SO YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:17 PM   #70
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OH SHIT SOMETHING ACTUALLY INTERESTING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

CUT TO TITLE
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:19 PM   #71
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EA HAS SO MUCH AVAILABLE IN THE WAY THAT REALLY CRAPPY ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE BUFFET NEAR YOUR COLLEGE HAS SO MUCH AVAILABLE
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:21 PM   #72
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ENDING SIZZLE REEL

I'M GLAD WE WE ARE ALL ABLE TO WITNESS THE DEATH OF A BELOVED IP AND BIOWARE'S SLOW DECLINE INTO AN EA-INDUCED IGNOMINOUS DEMISE

I GIVE IT TWO REACH AROUNDS ON A CLYDESDALE FROM MIKE PENCE
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Old 06-09-2018, 04:01 PM   #73
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COMPUTER SHOW ME THE WORST TAKE IN THE UNIVERSE

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Old 06-10-2018, 06:10 AM   #74
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THANK YOU PAPA BLASTOISE FOR CONTINUING YOUR LEGACY OF SHOUTING AT THE INTERNET ABOUT VIDEO GAME TRADESHOWS
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Old 06-10-2018, 06:19 AM   #75
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