06-09-2019, 03:59 PM | #51 |
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APPARENTLY MICROSOFT HAS A LOT OF MARKETING MONEY TO SPEND ON CONVENTION STUNT-CASTING
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06-09-2019, 04:00 PM | #52 |
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ALSO TERMINATOR IN GEARS BECAUSE WHY NOT I GUESS
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WERE YOU DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A $200 CONTROLLER WHEN WE ADVERTISED THIS LAST YEAR
NO WELL HOW ABOUT ANOTHER AD EMPHASIZING THE SAME SHIT WILL THIS CHANGE YOUR MIND
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I FEEL LIKE AIDAN HAS BECOME A GENERIC WHITE GUY PROTAGONIST NAME IN THE SAME WAY BEING VOICED BY NOLAN NORTH IS
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OBLIGATORY IRL CAR PORN FOR FORZA
AND SOME LEGO MOVIE SHIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD
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I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY TIME LONELY ISLAND APPEARS IN AN E3 PRESENTATION UNIRONICALLY
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ALSO "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" WAS TO EMPHASIZE HOW THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE LEGO MOVIE WENT ALONG TO GET ALONG IGNORANT OF HIS OWN POTENTIAL OR THE WIDER WORLD
BUT IF MICROSOFT GOT THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS FUCKING ANIMATED TRAILER FOR GEARS OF WAR FUNKO POPS
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OH MY GOD
FUNKO-POP BRANDED MOBILE GAME THIS IS MORE AIDS THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED
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SPOILER ALERT: THE DAD/HERO IS THE SAME GUY
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06-09-2019, 04:10 PM | #60 |
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PHANTASY STAR ONLINE
THE ONLINE RPG INTRODUCED TO THE WEST VIA XBOX INTRODUCED VIA DREAMCAST
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THE BEST PARTS OF MY JOB INVOLVE WASHING OFF THE GAMER FILTH FROM STANDING WITHIN THE MIDDLE OF YOU DIRT PEOPLE TO SEEM APPROACHABLE INSTEAD OF ON THE STAGE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
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GET YOUR AK AND YOUR OPERATOR BEARD
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME BLACKWATER SHIT
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06-09-2019, 04:15 PM | #63 |
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HEY GUYS
WHAT IF YOU KNEW THE TRUTH BUT LIKE IT TURNED OUT TO BE A LIE AND A GIRL WITH PINK ANIME HAIR WAS INVOLVED AND YOU REACHED INTO HER CLEAVAGE FOR POWER
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PLEASE SHOOT THE BORDERLANDS INTO MY VEINS
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE NEEDLE, IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLEAN
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"HIDETAKA MIYAZAKI AND GEORGE R.R. MARTIN" FEELS LIKE A FAR MORE CURSED COMBINATION OF WORDS THAN IT SHOULD BE
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SO THEY HIRED MARTIN TO HELP WRITE A STORY THAT'S BASICALLY "DARK SOULS WITH A DIFFERENT NAME"
MAN HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO FINISH THE LAST GAME OF THRONES BOOK DOES HE
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CLOUD SERVICES ARE THE MOTION CONTROLS OF THIS CONSOLE GEN
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WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND THAT WE'RE STILL NOT TRYING TO USE CONSOLES AS A MEDIA PC TROJAN HORSE EVEN THOUGH WE WILL NEVER ACTUALLY STOP
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XBOX IS ALL ABOUT CHOICE
YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE AN XBOX CONSOLE OR AN XBOX PHONE APP OR AN XBOX SERVICE WITH WHICH TO GIVE US YOUR MONEY
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"FRAMERATES UP TO 120 FPS*"
*WILL BE 24 BECAUSE WE PUSH SCREENSHOT PORN OVER PERFORMANCE
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HERE ARE SOME PERFORMANCE SPECS THAT WILL NEVER SURVIVE MASS PRODUCTION COST CONCERNS
ALSO I KNOW THAT EXPECTATIONS CAN'T RISE FOREVER AS COMPANIES STRUGGLE WITH THE COST OF PRODUCING EVER MORE ORNATE VISUAL EFFECTS, BUT LOL THAT THE BIGGEST BULLET POINT IS "LESS LOADING TIMES"
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XBOX SCARLET LETTER
CHRISTMAS 2020
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ALSO FOR OUR SUPERCOMPUTER ULTRA STREAMING CLOUD BOXES THAT WILL RETAIL FOR USD $399 WILL MICROSOFT BE PARTNERING WITH COMCAST AND TIME WARNER TO REMOVE THE BOTTLENECK OF MONOPOLY INTERNET PROVIDERS WITH SHITTY OVERPRICED SERVICE TO BRING THIS ROOTLESS STREAMING JACKOFF FANTASY TO PASS
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EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HALO TRAILER IS AN OBVIOUS OSHA VIOLATION
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YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAVED BUT IT WAS ME DEAD MASTER CHIEF
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