Microsoft E3: Chozo's stupid impressions

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 12:39 PM

OH BOY TEN MINUTES AND COUNTING ON ROCK BAND: THE BEATLES JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 12:42 PM

HOLY SHIT YOKO ONO SHOWED UP

CANCEL E3, MICROSOFT WINS FOREVER

EDIT: HOLY SHIT PAUL MCCARTNEY AND RINGO STARR TOO

IT'S LIKE A PREEMPTIVE APOLOGY

EDIT EDIT: WOW WATCHING THEM DIE ON STAGE WAS FUCKING PAINFUL

**AshsBabyLapras** · 06-01-2009, 12:46 PM

Reaction threads are delightful. More so with cruise control.

Got pants on yet, pookie? [:

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshsBabyLapras

Reaction threads are delightful. More so with cruise control.

Got pants on yet, pookie? [:

PANTS ARE FOR HIPPIES

ALSO TONY HAWK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WASHED UP CELEBRITY BONANZA

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 12:49 PM

WOW THERE'S A SKATER WHO SPELLS HER NAME "LYN-Z"

THAT'S PATHETICALLY LAME ON A BUNCH OF LEVELS

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 12:51 PM

OKAY BRB TAKING A SHOWER

MAYBE THIS PRESS CONFERENCE WILL BECOME LESS FUCKING LAME BY THE TIME I GET BACK

BUT SO FAR I DOUBT IT

***Lady Kuno*** · 06-01-2009, 12:58 PM

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:18 PM

OH BOY NEW SPLINTER CELL

UH OH LOOKS LIKE THE GOVERNMENT PISSED OFF ONE OF THEIR TOP AGENTS WHO IS NOW ROGUE I WONDER WHERE I'VE SEEN THIS PLOT BEFORE

ALSO WHO KILLED MY DAUGHTER

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:24 PM

OKAY FORZA LOOKS COOL EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF RACING GAMES

BUT HONESTLY FOR A CONFERENCE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW "HOW MICROSOFT WILL TRANSFORM GAMING" I'M NOT REALLY FEELING IT HONESTLY

ALSO WTB AN E3 STREAM THAT ISN'T A ROTTEN SALTY BAG OF DICKS

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:28 PM

OKAY FORZA VIDEO EDITOR

I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING PORN WITH CARS INSTEAD OF CHICKS

TO BE FAIR THE CARS PROBABLY HAVE LESS PLASTIC THAN YOUR AVERAGE PORN MODEL BUT I DIGRESS

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:33 PM

HALO SEQUEL THAT'S A PREQUEL TO HALO 3

DOES THAT MAKE IT A PRESEQUEL

I'M SO CONFUSED

ZoraJolteon · 06-01-2009, 01:38 PM

I THINK THE TERM IS INTERQUEL.

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:40 PM

ALAN WAKE

THE SEQUEL TO DOOM 3

EXCEPT THIS TIME YOU CAN USE A FLASHLIGHT AND A PISTOL AT THE SAME TIME

BUT IT'S STILL DARK AS FUCK

ALSO IT'S A GOOD THING THE GAME'S WRITER IS A WRITER HOLY FUCK LISTEN TO HIM TALK

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:43 PM

OMG MUSIC IS COMING TO XBOX LIVE

JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED FROM MY GAME CONSOLE MUSIC ON A PROPRIETARY MICROSOFT BOX

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:48 PM

OH BOY MORE BORING "WE WILL OWN YOUR LIVING ROOM" WANK

GOD I REALLY WISH CONSOLES HADN'T BECOME A PROXY FIGHT IN THE HOME ENTERTAINMENT WARS

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:49 PM

HOLY SHIT FACEBOOK IN A PARTNERSHIP WITH XBOX

BRB GOING TO BEST BUY TO PICK UP A 360

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:52 PM

TWITTER FOR XBOX OKAY THIS IS GOING A WEE BIT TOO FUCKING FAR

JESUS FUCK I HATE THE CONCEPT OF TWITTER BECAUSE GOD DAMNIT THE INTERNET DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU THINK

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:54 PM

HIDEO KOJIMA JUST SHOWED UP

ALSO WOW I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD MANGLE THE PHRASE "METAL GEAR SOLID"

EDIT: UH OH LOOKS LIKE IT'S STARRING RAIDEN CANCEL THE HYPE TRAIN

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 01:59 PM

CAMERA CONTROLLER OH BOY LOOKS LIKE MICROSOFT PR LEAKS WERE TRUE AFTER ALL

ALSO NICE TO SEE THEM TRY AND EMULATE WII ADS WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING HOW WII ADS WORK

YOU DON'T HEAR PEOPLE TALK IN THOSE FOR A REASON

I AM ALSO IMPRESSED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DEMO A MOTION CONTROLLER WITH FAKE CG SEQUENCES INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL GAME(S)

**AshsBabyLapras** · 06-01-2009, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blastoise

JESUS FUCK I HATE THE CONCEPT OF TWITTER BECAUSE GOD DAMNIT THE INTERNET DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU THINK

Love you. So much.

iAmDewgong · 06-01-2009, 02:01 PM

I'm laughing.

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 02:03 PM

EVOLVING THE INDUSTRY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH FUCK I THINK I PULLED SOMETHING

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 02:07 PM

NOT REALLY MUCH TO SAY

SPIELBERG WANKS OFF MS

LOTS OF PEOPLE PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS IS ANTI-WII, MALSTROM THINKS IT'S A COUNTER TO PS3 AND THE EYETOY, WHATEVER

SHOW US SOME FUCKING CONTROL SCHEMES INSTEAD OF WANKING ABOUT POTENTIAL

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 02:09 PM

OH SHIT

"PRE-SET WAGGLE COMMANDS"

IT'S ON SON

Blastoise · 06-01-2009, 02:15 PM

SO NATAL LOOKS PRETTY COOL

BUT IF DEVELOPERS CAN'T GET THE FUCKING WIIMOTE RIGHT I DOUBT THEY'LL GET NATAL RIGHT

AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO EPITOMIZE THE NATAL THAN TO BRING IN THE KING OF HIS DREAMS BEING HIGHER THAN HIS REACH PETER MOLYNEAUX

06-01-2009, 12:39 PM	#1
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	Microsoft E3: Chozo's stupid impressions OH BOY TEN MINUTES AND COUNTING ON ROCK BAND: THE BEATLES JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 12:42 PM	#2
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HOLY SHIT YOKO ONO SHOWED UP CANCEL E3, MICROSOFT WINS FOREVER EDIT: HOLY SHIT PAUL MCCARTNEY AND RINGO STARR TOO IT'S LIKE A PREEMPTIVE APOLOGY EDIT EDIT: WOW WATCHING THEM DIE ON STAGE WAS FUCKING PAINFUL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib Last edited by Blastoise; 06-01-2009 at 12:44 PM.

06-01-2009, 12:49 PM	#5
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WOW THERE'S A SKATER WHO SPELLS HER NAME "LYN-Z" THAT'S PATHETICALLY LAME ON A BUNCH OF LEVELS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 12:51 PM	#6
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OKAY BRB TAKING A SHOWER MAYBE THIS PRESS CONFERENCE WILL BECOME LESS FUCKING LAME BY THE TIME I GET BACK BUT SO FAR I DOUBT IT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 12:58 PM	#7
*Lady Kuno* The hostess with the mostess Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 226,523	__________________ JUST NUKE THE FUCKING SUN PROUD OWNER OF A MISSINGNO. IN FIZZY BUBBLES

06-01-2009, 01:18 PM	#8
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OH BOY NEW SPLINTER CELL UH OH LOOKS LIKE THE GOVERNMENT PISSED OFF ONE OF THEIR TOP AGENTS WHO IS NOW ROGUE I WONDER WHERE I'VE SEEN THIS PLOT BEFORE ALSO WHO KILLED MY DAUGHTER __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:24 PM	#9
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OKAY FORZA LOOKS COOL EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF RACING GAMES BUT HONESTLY FOR A CONFERENCE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW "HOW MICROSOFT WILL TRANSFORM GAMING" I'M NOT REALLY FEELING IT HONESTLY ALSO WTB AN E3 STREAM THAT ISN'T A ROTTEN SALTY BAG OF DICKS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:28 PM	#10
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OKAY FORZA VIDEO EDITOR I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING PORN WITH CARS INSTEAD OF CHICKS TO BE FAIR THE CARS PROBABLY HAVE LESS PLASTIC THAN YOUR AVERAGE PORN MODEL BUT I DIGRESS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:33 PM	#11
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HALO SEQUEL THAT'S A PREQUEL TO HALO 3 DOES THAT MAKE IT A PRESEQUEL I'M SO CONFUSED __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:38 PM	#12
ZoraJolteon ~~BBCode Master~~ Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,030	I THINK THE TERM IS INTERQUEL. __________________ Superior Christmas Banner is Superior. Also still looking for ref with brain, although not just now due to Tyranidos running in fear.

06-01-2009, 01:40 PM	#13
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	ALAN WAKE THE SEQUEL TO DOOM 3 EXCEPT THIS TIME YOU CAN USE A FLASHLIGHT AND A PISTOL AT THE SAME TIME BUT IT'S STILL DARK AS FUCK ALSO IT'S A GOOD THING THE GAME'S WRITER IS A WRITER HOLY FUCK LISTEN TO HIM TALK __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib Last edited by Blastoise; 06-01-2009 at 01:42 PM.

06-01-2009, 01:43 PM	#14
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OMG MUSIC IS COMING TO XBOX LIVE JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED FROM MY GAME CONSOLE MUSIC ON A PROPRIETARY MICROSOFT BOX __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:48 PM	#15
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OH BOY MORE BORING "WE WILL OWN YOUR LIVING ROOM" WANK GOD I REALLY WISH CONSOLES HADN'T BECOME A PROXY FIGHT IN THE HOME ENTERTAINMENT WARS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:49 PM	#16
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HOLY SHIT FACEBOOK IN A PARTNERSHIP WITH XBOX BRB GOING TO BEST BUY TO PICK UP A 360 __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:52 PM	#17
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	TWITTER FOR XBOX OKAY THIS IS GOING A WEE BIT TOO FUCKING FAR JESUS FUCK I HATE THE CONCEPT OF TWITTER BECAUSE GOD DAMNIT THE INTERNET DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU THINK __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:54 PM	#18
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HIDEO KOJIMA JUST SHOWED UP ALSO WOW I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD MANGLE THE PHRASE "METAL GEAR SOLID" EDIT: UH OH LOOKS LIKE IT'S STARRING RAIDEN CANCEL THE HYPE TRAIN __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 01:59 PM	#19
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	CAMERA CONTROLLER OH BOY LOOKS LIKE MICROSOFT PR LEAKS WERE TRUE AFTER ALL ALSO NICE TO SEE THEM TRY AND EMULATE WII ADS WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING HOW WII ADS WORK YOU DON'T HEAR PEOPLE TALK IN THOSE FOR A REASON I AM ALSO IMPRESSED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DEMO A MOTION CONTROLLER WITH FAKE CG SEQUENCES INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL GAME(S) __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 02:03 PM	#22
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	EVOLVING THE INDUSTRY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK I THINK I PULLED SOMETHING __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 02:07 PM	#23
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	NOT REALLY MUCH TO SAY SPIELBERG WANKS OFF MS LOTS OF PEOPLE PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS IS ANTI-WII, MALSTROM THINKS IT'S A COUNTER TO PS3 AND THE EYETOY, WHATEVER SHOW US SOME FUCKING CONTROL SCHEMES INSTEAD OF WANKING ABOUT POTENTIAL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 02:09 PM	#24
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OH SHIT "PRE-SET WAGGLE COMMANDS" IT'S ON SON __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-01-2009, 02:15 PM	#25
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	SO NATAL LOOKS PRETTY COOL BUT IF DEVELOPERS CAN'T GET THE FUCKING WIIMOTE RIGHT I DOUBT THEY'LL GET NATAL RIGHT AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO EPITOMIZE THE NATAL THAN TO BRING IN THE KING OF HIS DREAMS BEING HIGHER THAN HIS REACH PETER MOLYNEAUX __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

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