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Old 06-13-2017, 11:01 AM   #201
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COMING TO SWITCH IN 2019: KNEES
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:01 AM   #202
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BY THE WAY NINTENDO IS STARTING FUCKERS
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:03 AM   #203
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NINTENDO IS RELEASING GAMES NO ONE WANTS SIMULATOR 2K17
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:03 AM   #204
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:04 AM   #205
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"SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY IS TRULY AN ACID TRIP" - REGGIE FILS AIME
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:04 AM   #206
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THIS IS THE MONADO'S POWER

TO SELL OUT SWITCH CONSOLES AT EVERY FUCKING STORE FOR FOUR MONTHS STRAIGHT
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:06 AM   #207
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ANIME BULLSHIT 2017: MORE ANIME BULLSHIT THAN EVER BEFORE
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:07 AM   #208
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IN THE FUTURE, THE WORLD IS RULED BY AUSTRALIANS

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Old 06-13-2017, 11:08 AM   #209
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TIME TO KILL WHISPY WOODS FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:09 AM   #210
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WHISPY WOODS MURDER SIMULATOR 2K17
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:11 AM   #211
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NEW POKEMON GAME ON SWITCH EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:12 AM   #212
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I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M SPEECHLESS

METROID FUCKING PRIME 4
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:25 AM   #213
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MARIO ODYSSEY

MARIO CAN TAKE OVER ANYTHING BY THROWING HIS HAT ON IT

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS INCOMING

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:30 AM   #214
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BREATH OF THE WILD DLC THAT SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN IN THE BASE GAME HOORAY

I WANT TO FUCK THAT URBOSA AMIIBO
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:41 AM   #215
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"WE ASKED THE DEVELOPERS WHY THEY HAD MARIO BUY THINGS IN THIS GAME WITH COINS WHICH IS SUCH A SHOCKING AND NEW CHANGE

AND THEY SAID WELL WE THOUGHT MAYBE WE WOULD ACTUALLY USE COINS TO PURCHASE THINGS FOR ONCE"

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Old 06-13-2017, 11:46 AM   #216
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WEDDING MARIO AMIIBO

I'M MAKING MARIO MARRY BOWSER AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME

MAYOR PAULINE WILL OFFICIATE
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:22 PM   #217
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DOUBLE METROID MOTHERFUCKERS THE INTERNET IS COLLECTIVELY RIPPING ITS DICK OFF
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Old 06-13-2017, 02:44 PM   #218
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AM2R WAS A MISTAKE

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Old 06-13-2017, 02:59 PM   #219
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STOP THE PRESSES

MARIO AND LUIGI SUPERSTAR SAGA REMAKE CONFIRMED

BECAUSE NO VICTORY AT A GAME SHOW IS COMPLETE WITHOUT RIGHTEOUS FURY
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Old 06-13-2017, 03:42 PM   #220
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MARIO AND LUIGI SUPERSTAR SAGA REMAKE CONFIRMED

BECAUSE NO VICTORY AT A GAME SHOW IS COMPLETE WITHOUT RIGHTEOUS FURY
I HAVE FURY
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Old 06-13-2017, 03:55 PM   #221
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FINAL SCORE:

EA = GARBAGE MAN SIMULATOR 2017

UBISOFT = 7.8/10 NO AISHA TYLER

MICROSOFT = FUCKING TRASH, NOT EVEN WORTH MY ATTENTION

SONY = WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING (EXCEPT SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS REMAKE)

NINTENDO = DIDN'T EVEN ASK THE COMPETITION IF THEY WANTED HANDCUFFS OR A BALL GAG BEFORE THEY DOMINATED
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Old 06-13-2017, 04:40 PM   #222
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NINTENDO DOMINATING E3 WITH LEGITIMATELY THREE NOTEWORTHY TITLES, AT LEAST ONE OF WHICH IS NOTHING MORE THAN A 'THIS IS COMING SOMETIME SOON MAYBE POSSIBLY'

THAT PRETTY MUCH SAYS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
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Old 06-13-2017, 07:29 PM   #223
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PC GAMING SHOW: WHO?
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:09 PM   #224
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PLAYSTATION E3 IMPRESSIONS, TURBO EDITION

-HORIZON ZERO DAWN DLC = YES

-UNCHARTED STARRING THAT OTHER GIRL THAT NATHAN DRAKE FUCKED BUT DIDN'T PUT A RING ON = WHO FUCKING CARES

-DAYS GONE = WHY IS THE RANDOM OUTPOST AFRAID OF SPEAKING TOO LOUDLY BECAUSE THE ZOMBIES HALF A MILE OFF WILL HEAR BUT THIS OTHER OUTPOST OF GUYS IS HAVING A SCREAMING FIGHT CLUB FIVE FEET FROM A HORDE OF THEM

-MONSTER HUNTER WORLD = SINCE I'VE PLAYED MORE MONHUN KNOCKOFFS THAN ACTUAL MONHUN GAMES SOMEONE TELL ME IF THE PLAYER CHARACTER RUNNING LIKE HE TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT IN HIS PANTS IS A CUTE REFERENCE TO PREVIOUS GAMES OR SOMETHING

-SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS REMAKE = WE'RE REMAKING FF7 (RELEASE DATE: THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE) SO WHY THE FUCK NOT I GUESS

-MARVEL VS CAPCOM INFINITE = LOOK AT CHUN LI'S TINY FUCKING HEAD GODDAMN

ALSO THE CROSSOVER YOU LOVE WITH THE SHITTY MEGAMAN PLOTLINE YOU LOVE IRONICALLY

-COD WORLD WAR THE SECOND = INTERNET FROG MEMERS OUTRAGED TO LEARN NAZIS LOSE, COMPLAIN ABOUT SJWS

-VR BULLSHIT = EVERY E3 UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

NOW PLEASE ENJOY THIS SIZZLE REEL OF A GAME RELEASED IN 2011

-STAR CHILD = THE LAST GUARDIAN EXCEPT THIS TIME THE CATBIRD THING IS A ROBOT

-FINAL FANTASY XV: METROSEXUAL FISHING = I KIND OF HOPED THAT WHEN SQUARE ENIX DIED ITS DEATH SHITS WOULDN'T BE UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA

-A GENERIC FIRST PERSON SHOOTER, BUT WITH VR = THIS GAME HAS A NAME AND I DON'T EVEN CARE

-THIS REDWALL THING = SPEAKING OF TOPICAL STORIES ABOUT THINLY-VEILED RACISM

-SHITTY DAD OF WAR = TAKE YOUR SON TO QTE EXECUTION DAY

ALSO SON TRY NOT TO FEEL BAD ABOUT KILLING THESE UNHOLY ABOMINATIONS FROM THE DEEPEST PITS

-DAVID CAGE'S NEXT TURD IN A BOX = HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE GAMES WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CLUMSY THAN THE HAM-HANDED ALLEGORIES ABOUT SLAVERY ARE THE FACIAL ANIMATIONS WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A GAME FOR YOU

-DESTINY 2 = NOW FEATURING STATE OF THE ART FEATURES LIKE "CONTENT" AND "THE STORY BEING EXPLAINED INSIDE THE ACTUAL FUCKING GAME"

-SPIDERMAN'S ASYLUM CREED = CRIMINAL KINGPIN CALLS UP RANDOM MOOKS FOR NARRATIVE EXPEDIENCE
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Old 06-14-2017, 05:21 PM   #225
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DEVOLVER DIGITAL WAS THE BEST PART OF E3
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