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HOPEFULLY THIS GROUP DATE WON'T BE A DISASTER
JUBILEE, QUITE RATIONALLY, COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW DUMB GROUP DATES ARE OH GOD IT'S A SPANISH CLASS GET READY FOR SOME CRINGE THEY DO WEIRD VOCAL EXERCISES AND THEN DO WEIRD SHIT WHERE THEY SAY THINGS I BROKEN SPANISH THIS IS PRETTY UNBEARABLE JUBILEE HAS A WEIRD FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS FOR SOME REASON TV ANCHOR GIRL CLAIMS TO KNOW SPANISH I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE HER NOW THEY USED THEIR SHITTY SPANISH TO FIND A RESTAURANT AND THEY'RE GOING TO COOK MAN I REALLY WANT SOME MEXICAN FOOD NOW THIS IS A SUPER COOL RESTAURANT I'M JEALOUS LOL THEY'RE HAVING A COOK OFF AND THE RECIPE IS IN SPANISH IN PAIRS TV ANCHOR FIGHTS WITH JUBILEE OVER BEN AND WINS CLEARLY EVERYONE IS PISSED |
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HAHA SO ONE OF THE GIRLS ACTUALLY SPEAKS SPANISH SO THAT'S UNFAIR
TV ANCHOR AND BEN DRINK MESCAL AND EAT CRICKETS ALL THE GIRLS MAKE FUN OF HER HALITOSIS DATE CARD Spoiler: show OH RIGHT FASHION SHOW SO THEY START COOKING AND IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A DISASTER EVERYONE CONTINUES TO BE PISSED BY TV ANCHOR TAKING OVER JUBILEE THROWS SOME SHADE ALRIGHT SO LET'S TEST SOME GROSS FOOD TWIN AND JENNIFER TORTILLA IS SUPER STALE NEXT CAILA AND LEA IT'S GOOD WHOO! NEXT THERE'S A REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT WHERE JOJO TALKS ABOUT HER TACO AND THEY PLAY HAHA PLAYFUL INNUENDO MUSIC SO LET'S JUST SKIP AHEAD BEN AND TV ANCHOR FOR SOME REASON SHE DECIDED TO PUT FUCKING CRICKETS ON IT BECAUSE APPARENTLY MEXICANS REALLY LIKE CRICKETS WOW RACIST ONE OF THE CHEFS CALLS IT DOG FOOD LOL FINALLY JUBILEE AND WHOEVER HER PARTNER WAS THEY APPARENTLY LIKE IT A LOT SOMEHOW |
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JUBILEE TURNS AROUND ON HER OPINION ON GROUP DATES YANNO BECAUSE SHE WON
FUCKIN TV ANCHOR STEALS HIM AWAY IMMEDIATELY HIM AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT HAVE A NICE MOMENT IN AN ALLEY MAKE OUT COUNT: 2 (PRETTY LOW THIS WEEK HUH) JUBILEE IS STARTING TO SEEM SUPER JEALOUS THEY ALL KEEP POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT YES, THIS IS IN FACT A REALLY FUCKED UP PREMISE MAKE OUT COUNT: LIKE FIVE AT THIS POINT WELL UH BEN AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT HAVE LIKE 100% LEFT SO UM HE COMES BACK AND PULLS JUBILEE OFF AND JUBILEE IS SUPER PISSED THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO A WEIRD FIGHT |
02-06-2016, 04:45 PM | #79 |
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THE LADIES NOTICE THE FACT THAT JUBILEE AND BEN ARE FIGHTING
UH OH I THINK SHE'S GOING HOME MAN I REALLY HOPED SHE COULD GET HER SHIT TOGETHER (I KINDA HOPE THAT THEY BRING HER BACK ONE SHE FIGURES HERSELF OUT) UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AT LEAST SOMEONE WHO ISN'T WHITE LASTED MORE THAN 3 WEEKS SO THERE'S THAT I GUESS JOJO STEALS HIM AWAY AFTER THEY COME BACK AND "COMFORTS" HIM (MAKE OUT COUNTER: IDK 6ISH) ALSO I THINK SHE MISCOUNTED BECAUSE SHE TALKED ABOUT HIM BREAKING UP WITH 10 GIRLS WHICH MEANS WHOOPS NO ONE WINS AND TO MAKE THIS SO MUCH WORSE TV ANCHOR GIRL GETS A ROSE #GETRIDOFTHECRAZY |
02-06-2016, 04:57 PM | #80 |
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DATE TIME
IF MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT MEXICO CITY IS KNOWN FOR ITS FASHION, THEN HOW IS IT KNOWN FOR ITS FASHION??? WELL ANYWAY THE OWNER OF THE STORE THEY COME TO IS SUPER GAY AND PRETTY HOT SORRY TOO DISTRACTED BY THE SEXY MEXICAN GAY MAN TO CARE ABOUT THIS DATE IT HAS APPARENTLY BEEN HER DREAM TO GO TO MEXICAN FASHION WEEK LOL SHE REALLY SUCKS AT BEING A MODEL POOR GIRL UGH TOO MANY HOT MEXICANS CANNOT DEAL SHE IS SUPER OUT OF HER LEAGUE AND BEN IS WEARING A REALLY GAUDY SHIRT OKAY THAT SHIRT IS ACTUALLY KIND OF HOT ON HIM THIS WAS SORT OF A COOL DATE OR MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M SUPER OBSESSED WITH THE DESIGNER |
02-06-2016, 05:04 PM | #81 |
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THE GIRLS SPECULATE ON WHETHER OR NOT MIDWESTERN GIRL WILL GET THE ROSE
SHE REALLY STRUGGLES TO MAKE HERSELF SEEM LIKE A SERIOUS PERSON I BLAME HOW MICHIGAN SHE IS MAKE OUT COUNTER: 8? IDK SHE GETS THE ROSE THIS IS KINDA BORING |
02-06-2016, 05:14 PM | #82 |
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ALRIGHT COCKTAIL PARTY
LET'S GET BITCHY WHEREVER THEY ARE IT'S PRETTY FUCKIN' GORGEOUS TV ANCHOR'S CRAZY IS JUST CREEPIN OUT AND BOY I'M MORE AND MORE UNCOMFORTABLE JOJO AND BEN HAVE A DUMB CONVERSATION WHERE THEY HI FIVE AT THE END MAKE OUT COUNTER: 9 MAYBE AND THEN 10 WITH SOMEONE I DON'T RECOGNIZE WOW TV ANCHOR GIRL SAID THAT AMANDA (THE MOM)'S LIFE IS LIKE AN EPISODE OF TEEN MOM RIGHT TO HER FACE JESUS WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT WOW THIS IS SOOOOOO FUCKING AWKWARD YEAH WOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT JESUS GOD DAMNED CHRIST TV ANCHOR TRIES TO BACKPEDAL AND JUST LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT THE TWIN GETS REALLY OFFENDED BY THIS AND GOES TO SAY SOMETHING TO BEN ABOUT THIS PRO TIP: DO NOT GO TO THE BACHELOR(ETTE) ABOUT HOUSE DRAMA THAT IS THE EASIEST FUCKING WAY TO GET SENT HOME OH NO TV ANCHOR COMES OVER TO SQUASH THIS THE MOMENT TV ANCHOR WALKS OVER THE TWIN IS LIKE "OH OKAY IM FINE BYEEE" AND GTFO'S |
02-06-2016, 05:21 PM | #83 |
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SEEDS OF DOUBT HAVE BEEN PLANTED LET'S SEE OF TV ANCHOR WATERS THEM
TV ANCHOR GIVES HIM A RING WHICH IS NOT SUBTLE AT ALL OH NO TWIN ONE IS CALLING TWIN TWO AND BITCHING ABOUT TV ANCHOR BEN STARTS TO ASK GIRLS ABOUT THE HOUSE BENVESTIGATION BEGIN! UNSURPRISINGLY EVERYONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT HER HERE COMES CHRIS HARRISON FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL WEEK BUT HE PULL OLIVIA ASIDE BEFORE THE ROSE CEREMONY UMMMMMMMMMMM HE MIGHT TAKE HER ROSE AWAY |
02-06-2016, 05:25 PM | #84 |
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NO WHAT CLIFFHANGER
PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK I SUPPOSE? UGLY CRYING SELF DOUBT (also the girls try tequila lol) |
02-06-2016, 05:25 PM | #85 |
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WELL THIS SHOW IS GETTING SUPER DUMB AGAIN WHATEVER
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK I GUESS |
02-06-2016, 07:40 PM | #86 |
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You'd think they'd edit out at least some of the "this is kind of a fucked up show" comments.
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02-06-2016, 08:07 PM | #87 |
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The sad thing is they probably do.
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02-14-2016, 11:34 AM | #89 |
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AWKWARD TALK BETWEEN BEN AND TV ANCHOR
OBVIOUSLY SHE'S TRYING TO PAINT HERSELF AS A VICTIM SHE WANTS TO "TALK SMART THINGS" (ACTUAL QUOTE) BEN IS TOTALLY BUYING HER BULLSHIT SADLY SHE IS NOT GOING HOME THE TWIN IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS TV ANCHOR SAYS "COME AT ME BRO" |
02-14-2016, 11:41 AM | #90 |
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WELL A FULL WEEK LATE IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR THE
ROSE CEREMONY!!!11!!1!! THE ROSED TV ANCHOR (BOO) CAILA FLIGHT ATTENDANT JOJO VIRGIN LEA TWIN THAT RANDOMASS BRUNETTE THAT WE ALL FORGOT ABOUT LIKE THREE WEEKS AGO IS GOING HOME OH WELL NOW WE GET TO GO TO THE BAHAMAS! GET READY FOR BAHAMA MAMA JOKES |
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#TROUBLEINPARADISE
EVERYONE GLARES AT TV ANCHOR AS SHE MAKES A TOAST UGH THIS WEEK CHRIS HARRISON ANNOUNCES THE FIRST TWO ON ONE DATE SO TWO ON ONES ARE BASICALLY THE WORST THING ON THIS SHOW THEY'RE BASICALLY A COMPETITIVE ONE ON ONE WHERE ONE WOMAN GOES HOME AT THE END OF IT DATE CARD THO Spoiler: show THE GIRLS BITCH ABOUT CAILA GETTING ANOTHER ONE ON ONE BEN SHOWS UP LOOKIN HOT AND IGNORING LEA (WHO NO ONE CARES ABOUT) D8 TIME!!! MAKE OUT COUNT: 1 CUT BACK TO THE HOUSE AND LEA IS SOBBING BECAUSE SHE REALIZES THAT SHE IS JUST THE ONE WHO IS NOT QUITE FORGOTTEN ENOUGH TO LEAVE BUT FORGOTTEN ENOUGH THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHO SHE IS THIS IS INTERCUT BY THEM "CATCHING A FISH" AND SWIMMING THERE IS A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MOOD WHIPLASH |
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THEY GO ON THIS CUTE LITTLE DATE AND BEN CONSTANTLY GRIPS HER CHAIR
THEY HAVE A REALLY EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION ABOUT SHARING THEIR FEELINGS BEN THINKS SHE MIGHT BE LEAVING W/E DATE CARD Spoiler: show SO THAT LEAVES THE REMAINING TWIN AND TV ANCHOR TO SHOW OFF ON THE TWO ON ONE IN A VERY IRONIC CONFESSION, CAILA SAYS SHE IS IN LOVE WITH BEN BECAUSE SHE IS "UNDERSTOOD" AND THEN TALKS IN CIRCLES, LEAVING BEN TO NOT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S SAYING EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS "CONFUSING" |
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ALRIGHT GROUP DATE TIME
THE GIRLS THINK THEY'RE GOING TO SWIM WITH SHARKS BUT NO Spoiler: show MEANWHILE BACK AT THE HOTEL... THE TWINS HAVE A PHONE CALL NOT SHOCKINGLY, THEY BITCH ABOUT TV ANCHOR SO ONCE ALL THE RABID ANIMALS GO AWAY, THE GIRLS BEGIN TO REALIZE HOW SHITTY THIS IS MAN THIS IS A WEIRDLY SELF-AWARE SEASON LEA COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW SHE HASN'T TALKED TO BEN AND THEN THE MOMENT BEN COMES TO TALK TO HER SHE JUST ACTS AWKWARD AND STARTS CRYING YEAH WELL YOU HAVE PUT NO EFFORT IN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT |
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POST DATE COCKTAIL PARTY
EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT HOW AWKWARD THEY FEEL AND MAKE EVERYONE FEEL AWKWARD ABOUT FEELING AWKWARD MAKE OUT COUNTER: 2 ALRIGHT DATE CARD Spoiler: show TV ANCHOR THINKS WILL HAVE TO BABYSIT THE TWIN DESPITE BOTH BEING 23 MEANWHILE LEA ACCUSES FLIGHT ATTENDANT (WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG) OF BEING TWO FACED HISTORY HAS SHOWN THAT THIS STRATEGY IS NEVER ACTUALLY SUCCESSFUL AND AS EXPECTED IT IS TANKING HARD SHE'S FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT JUST AS LEA COMES BACK LEA TRIES TO ACT LIKE SHE DIDN'T DO IT AND LIES THROUGH HER FUCKING TEETH WOW GJ |
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AFTER ALL OF THIS SHIT POOR FLIGHT ATTENDANT DIDN'T GET THE ROSE (THE MOM DID WHICH IS OKAY BUT STILL)
AFTER THAT SHITSHOW LEA FEELS THE NEED TO DO SOMETHING MORE EXTREME TO GET A ROSE SHE'S GOING TO GO TALK TO BEN BY HERSELF TO CONTINUE TO LIE ABOUT HER THIS WILL END FANTASTICALLY TO BE SURE |
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LEA BEGINS HER MISGUIDED SABOTAGE PLAN
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK BAD THINGS ABOUT LAUREN BUT... SHE PROCEEDS TO LIE ABOUT LAUREN SHE MAKES BROAD NEGATIVE STROKES ABOUT HER TO PLANT SEEDS OF DOUBT ABOUT THIS POOR GIRL AND THE MORE SHE TALKS, THE LESS THAT BEN CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IT BACKFIRES IMMEDIATELY AND HE TELLS HER THAT SHE SHOULD GO HOME LEA IS ENTIRELY SHOCKED AND JUST LEAVES SILENTLY SHE SHOWS ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE FOR THROWING ANOTHER GIRL UNDER THE BUS WELL ONE LESS CRAZY I GUESS |
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NOW FOR THE TWO ON ONE
TIME TO GET RID OF ONE MORE CRAZY THEY GET ON A BOAT AND IT'S SUPER FUCKIN WINDY BEN IS SUPER CHILL BUT THE LADIES ARE FLOPPING AROUND AWKWARD SILENCE IMMEDIATELY TV ANCHOR PULLS HIM AWAY AND TRIES TO TALK HERSELF UP AND TALK ABOUT "DEEP INTELLECTUAL THINGS" ALTERNATIVELY, THE TWIN HAS A VERY BORING CONVERSATION ABOUT NOTHING PARTICULARLY SIGNIFICANT OLIVIA CONTINUES TO ACT EXTREMELY OVERCONFIDENT AND SADLY BEN TAKES HER AWAY WITH THE ROSE |
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UH OH
THIS IS A FAKEOUT!!!!!!!! BYE TV ANCHOR GIRL |
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COCKTAIL PARTY...
...OR MAYBE NOT???? RIGHT TO THE ROSES THIS WEEK MAN ONLY THREE ROSES TO RECAP, CAILA AND THE REMAINING TWIN HAVE ROSES SO THAT LEAVES... THE ROSED VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE JOJO OH NO IT'S THE POOR FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND MIDWESTERN GIRL Spoiler: show WELL I GUESS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE MAN THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK (ASIDE FROM THE PIGS I GUESS) BUT AT LEAST FUCKIN GOD DAMNED TV ANCHOR GIRL IS GONE WELL FRIENDS ITS GETTIN DOWN TO THE WIRE EVERYONE'S SOBBING THERE'S ONE MORE WEEK TILL HOMETOWNS SO WE'RE GETTING REALLY FUCKIN SERIOUS NOW TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR YET ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF OF GROWN WOMEN MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES ON BROADCAST TELEVISION |
02-16-2016, 04:18 AM | #100 |
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> swimming with pigs
That was adorable. Not the girls, the pigs. Such cute little guys. |
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