02-14-2012, 08:02 PM | #1 |
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Pokemon attack of mewtwo
Found my way to this on TVT after learning about the worst Harry Potter fanfiction ever made called "My Immortal". I just had to share it (only the first chapter).
source ------------- CHAPTER ONE this is dark fic it has many dark themes and death and vilence do not read unless you want to "wake up Sarah" said Sarahs mom. Sarah was pokemon trainer who was thirteen years old with black hair and nice smile and really pretty. "ok mom" said Sara and she rememberd that she was old enough for pokemon journey because pokemon leage changed age that trainers could leave home and Sarah went to see professer Oak. "Hi Oak" said Sarah and Oak told sarah that he had only one pokemon left. "It is evee" said Oak and Sarah said it was her favorite and Oak gave her pokeball and sarah let pokemon out. "eevee" said the eevee. "it is so kawaii" said sarah (it is japanese for cute ok!) Sarah walked out of labradory and suddenly mewtwo. "who are you" asked sarah "i am mewtwo and I hate pokemon trainers and I will explode oaks laboratory so that NO ONE CAN BE TRAINER" "NO said sarah "why do you want to explode lab" "because humans are evil" sad mewtwo" no mewtwo you are evil" said sarah and then mewtwo blew up lab anyway "no" said sarah and saw oak was dead and was Gary. "no why did you do this mewtoo you are evil" said sarah "Shut up or I EXPLODE YOUR HEAD" said mewtwo but sarah not listen and mewtwo shat sichic at her. "now she is dead" said mewtwo and flew away but sarah was not dead and blacked out and so was eve. then sarah woke up and saw that mewtwo was gone and was sad and sad "mewtwo I will take ravange on u for exploding oaks lab" and decided to train eevee to become stranger than mewtwo even though mewtwo was legendry and so her pokemon journey begun.
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I just read through all seven chapters, and I have that although it started kinda average to say the plot twist in chapter six really elevated it above the masses. Now I'm going to go read the sequel.
EDIT the first: Oh wow. I was a tad dubious when Ash was introduced in chapter one of the sequel, but the opening was solid and with Jakes crowning moment of awesome in chapter two, the return of characters previously thought dead and the massive plot twist at the end of the fourth chapter, I'm really sad this one never got completed.
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But as for this Pokemon thing, well now it's your turn to be all "I knew about this while you were still wearing diapers" to me. 'Cause I don't think I've ever heard of this before. Or if I have, I've forgotten all about it. Typical. Laugh Out Loud #1 #2. Quote:
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I feel bad for the Eevee that's raised to become even stranger than that freak Mewtwo. ^^; If all the chapters are as short as this one, I could probably breeze through the rest for laughs and to see whether Concept is trolling us or not. But lol @ his enthusiasm for how the story plays out. Is it false enthusiasm or is it sincere? We shall see!
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Also YES, read the rest, each chapter is as short as the first or shorter, and all are pretty hilarious. |
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02-14-2012, 08:44 PM | #6 |
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This came off as a ripoff of Doom: Repercussion of Evil
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All tha chapters are that short (and there's only eleven between the two fics anyway) - and reading them genuninely liefted my mood massiely.
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The final chapter is written so much more poorly than the previous ones that I think it all but proves that this was a trollfic and not an actual shitty fanfic. But there's still some humor to be found in it. Like ... Quote:
So ... Spoiler: show What, and I do? I heard about this from a friend who heard it from 4chan. Seeing as you're directly plugged in to that society, I'd think you'd have discovered this ages ago.
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This isn't the worst thign i've ever sen under the name of pokemon fanfic though. I once scanread a new fic on sppf to see if it was worth trying to read properly (like 20 pahges on word, all posted at once) and reported it once i reached the graphic rape scene.
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Probably four or five more. Don't worry, I'll get it eventually.
So ... I decided to have some fun and look for things by tags. First I tried "Games Only." Didn't really work since a lot of people are pretty fucking stupid on this site and will tag a story that's about, say, Paul and Dawn only as a Games fanfic. -_-; Then I decided to try and find a way to sort stories by ranking. Not finding it, I opted to try for the ships. Figured I could get a good laugh out of some of them. Nothing really amusing for any of the main ones (Ash x ____), but then I said, "You know ... I wonder if there are Gardevoir shipping stories here. XD" Oh dear. So, there were 47 hits for "Genre: Romance" and "Character: Gardevoir". Found one that looked like it might be better written than some of the others. Well ... In the final chapter, the teenage hero is husband-and-wife talking it up with his Kirlia while they're in bed together ... and then it's revealed that his dad, Ash Ketchum, is spying on them from the door. XFD holyshitthatssocreepyhahahaha To make it worse, in the first chapter, the hero establishes that he got Kirlia when she was in an egg. So ... this is a goddamn briderearing story. Things only get sillier when you discover that, as in this fic, Angela (that's the Kirlia's name lol) is basically this fic's equivalent of a devout Catholic and she prays to Arceus (God) and confesses her bestial sins. Dude ... this site is chock full of a lot of messed-up stories from a lot of confused minds. What really kills me about that Gardevoir one though is the final scene. I gotta quote it for you guys ... -Don't roll onto me in your sleep, Jason.- I smiled slightly.So his dad ... Ash Ketchum ... was watching his son in bed with a Kirlia ... while his son was all lovey-dovey with her. That would be like, in our world, if your dad was watching you through the crack of your open bedroom door while you whispered sweet nothings into the family dog's ear. >_< CREEEEEEEEEPY! XD
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Ohgodthisstuffreallyexists? 0_o
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. And then the one Talon found... oh god. After only ever reading good shipping fics (and I have some kinda high standards), this kinda stuff is like a kick to the you-know-where. brb, killing self. |
02-15-2012, 06:57 AM | #13 |
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This is something Talon knows all too well firsthand.
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02-16-2012, 05:01 PM | #14 |
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Yeah, that was my first impression. Too much fanfiction these days are by people trying to imitate bad fanfiction writers, sometimes there's so much sign-posting it becomes too obvious.
I hadn't heard of My Immortal before today. ... Hey Kuno, you should give Corsola a custom tag.
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Lol.
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I hadn't heard of it before the other day either, so.
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Aw, thanks, but it's not really necessary. I'm not the only one who uses a custom post color. Adding the size format in Quick Reply can be a bit tedious, but it's no big deal. I imagine typing a custom tag wouldn't make much of a difference. Probably be more cumbersome, actually. ^^;
I've known about My Immortal for a few years. Tried reading a little bit, didn't get very far.
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02-17-2012, 12:01 PM | #19 |
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>Talon finds the the story with Ash watching his son in bed with a Kirlia creepy
Ever heard of the story that's referred to as "The Pokemon Story"? It's something a hell of a lot more creepy. Probably due to the gratuitous use of rape. |
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Just started chapter 2.
She used b/c in a fanfic. In a fanfic. I shat sichic from reading this. |
02-18-2012, 11:05 PM | #21 |
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Did it EXPLODE YOUR HEAD!?
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I was going to go through and quote some things that I could comment on and laugh at, like Talon did with the first chapter, but that would end up taking up about 4 pages worth of laughing my arse off.
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02-21-2012, 07:00 PM | #24 |
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Please tell me this is a parody.
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02-23-2012, 01:14 PM | #25 |
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I read "The Pokémon Story" last night.
WTF.
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