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Old 06-09-2019, 04:59 PM   #51
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APPARENTLY MICROSOFT HAS A LOT OF MARKETING MONEY TO SPEND ON CONVENTION STUNT-CASTING
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:00 PM   #52
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ALSO TERMINATOR IN GEARS BECAUSE WHY NOT I GUESS
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:00 PM   #53
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WERE YOU DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A $200 CONTROLLER WHEN WE ADVERTISED THIS LAST YEAR

NO

WELL HOW ABOUT ANOTHER AD EMPHASIZING THE SAME SHIT WILL THIS CHANGE YOUR MIND
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:03 PM   #54
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I FEEL LIKE AIDAN HAS BECOME A GENERIC WHITE GUY PROTAGONIST NAME IN THE SAME WAY BEING VOICED BY NOLAN NORTH IS
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:03 PM   #55
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OBLIGATORY IRL CAR PORN FOR FORZA

AND SOME LEGO MOVIE SHIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:04 PM   #56
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I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY TIME LONELY ISLAND APPEARS IN AN E3 PRESENTATION UNIRONICALLY
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:06 PM   #57
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ALSO "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" WAS TO EMPHASIZE HOW THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE LEGO MOVIE WENT ALONG TO GET ALONG IGNORANT OF HIS OWN POTENTIAL OR THE WIDER WORLD

BUT IF MICROSOFT GOT THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS FUCKING ANIMATED TRAILER FOR GEARS OF WAR FUNKO POPS
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:07 PM   #58
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OH MY GOD

FUNKO-POP BRANDED MOBILE GAME

THIS IS MORE AIDS THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:08 PM   #59
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SPOILER ALERT: THE DAD/HERO IS THE SAME GUY
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:10 PM   #60
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PHANTASY STAR ONLINE

THE ONLINE RPG INTRODUCED TO THE WEST VIA XBOX INTRODUCED VIA DREAMCAST
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:11 PM   #61
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THE BEST PARTS OF MY JOB INVOLVE WASHING OFF THE GAMER FILTH FROM STANDING WITHIN THE MIDDLE OF YOU DIRT PEOPLE TO SEEM APPROACHABLE INSTEAD OF ON THE STAGE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:12 PM   #62
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GET YOUR AK AND YOUR OPERATOR BEARD

WE'RE GONNA DO SOME BLACKWATER SHIT
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:15 PM   #63
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HEY GUYS

WHAT IF YOU KNEW THE TRUTH

BUT LIKE

IT TURNED OUT TO BE A LIE

AND A GIRL WITH PINK ANIME HAIR WAS INVOLVED

AND YOU REACHED INTO HER CLEAVAGE FOR POWER
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:16 PM   #64
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PLEASE SHOOT THE BORDERLANDS INTO MY VEINS

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE NEEDLE, IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLEAN
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:19 PM   #65
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"HIDETAKA MIYAZAKI AND GEORGE R.R. MARTIN" FEELS LIKE A FAR MORE CURSED COMBINATION OF WORDS THAN IT SHOULD BE
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:20 PM   #66
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SO THEY HIRED MARTIN TO HELP WRITE A STORY THAT'S BASICALLY "DARK SOULS WITH A DIFFERENT NAME"

MAN HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO FINISH THE LAST GAME OF THRONES BOOK DOES HE
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:22 PM   #67
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CLOUD SERVICES ARE THE MOTION CONTROLS OF THIS CONSOLE GEN
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:23 PM   #68
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WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND THAT WE'RE STILL NOT TRYING TO USE CONSOLES AS A MEDIA PC TROJAN HORSE EVEN THOUGH WE WILL NEVER ACTUALLY STOP
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:24 PM   #69
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XBOX IS ALL ABOUT CHOICE

YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE AN XBOX CONSOLE OR AN XBOX PHONE APP OR AN XBOX SERVICE WITH WHICH TO GIVE US YOUR MONEY
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:25 PM   #70
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"FRAMERATES UP TO 120 FPS*"


*WILL BE 24 BECAUSE WE PUSH SCREENSHOT PORN OVER PERFORMANCE
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:26 PM   #71
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HERE ARE SOME PERFORMANCE SPECS THAT WILL NEVER SURVIVE MASS PRODUCTION COST CONCERNS

ALSO I KNOW THAT EXPECTATIONS CAN'T RISE FOREVER AS COMPANIES STRUGGLE WITH THE COST OF PRODUCING EVER MORE ORNATE VISUAL EFFECTS, BUT LOL THAT THE BIGGEST BULLET POINT IS "LESS LOADING TIMES"
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:27 PM   #72
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XBOX SCARLET LETTER

CHRISTMAS 2020
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:29 PM   #73
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ALSO FOR OUR SUPERCOMPUTER ULTRA STREAMING CLOUD BOXES THAT WILL RETAIL FOR USD $399 WILL MICROSOFT BE PARTNERING WITH COMCAST AND TIME WARNER TO REMOVE THE BOTTLENECK OF MONOPOLY INTERNET PROVIDERS WITH SHITTY OVERPRICED SERVICE TO BRING THIS ROOTLESS STREAMING JACKOFF FANTASY TO PASS
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:30 PM   #74
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EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HALO TRAILER IS AN OBVIOUS OSHA VIOLATION
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:31 PM   #75
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YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAVED BUT IT WAS ME DEAD MASTER CHIEF
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