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Old 06-09-2019, 03:29 PM   #26
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DRAWN TO DEATH 2 LOOKING GOOD
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:32 PM   #27
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DO YOU KIDS LIKE INDIES

HERE ARE SOME INDIE GAMES YOU CAN PLAY ON OUR CONSOLE

AND EVERY OTHER PLATFORM

BUT CAN YOU BUY AN OVERPRICED PASS ON THOSE PLATFORMS I THINK NOT
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:33 PM   #28
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MINDBLOWING

EPIC

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GET YOUR 6-PACKS OUT BOYS YOU'RE GONNA NEED THEM
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:34 PM   #29
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HERE ARE SOME OLD GAMES YOU CAN PLAY WITH OUR GAME PASS

CLAP FOR YOUR TWO YEAR-OLD GAMES YOU GIBBERING SUBHUMANS
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:35 PM   #30
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REMEMBER GAMES FOR WINDOWS LIVE

REMEMBER HOW IT WAS A TOTAL SHITSHOW THAT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK

WHAT IF THAT, BUT YOU PAY FOR IT
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:36 PM   #31
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DO YOU LIKE BEING AN EPIC GAMES STORE BETA TESTER BUT FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT ENOUGH OF A CORPORATE WHORE

MICROSOFT HAS THE OPEN BETA FOR YOU
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:37 PM   #32
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NO APPLAUSE FOR THE XBOX APP ON WINDOWS

HOW CAN YOU BE A TRUE FAN OF MICROSOFT IF YOU WON'T EVEN DOWNLOAD THEIR POOP
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:37 PM   #33
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YOU CAN PAY AN EXTRA FIVE BUCKS A MONTH FOR A COMBINED XBOX/PC PASS

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD BUT I GUESS THAT'S TECHNICALLY AN OPTION IF YOU'RE STUPID
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:39 PM   #34
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"PEOPLE WILL PAY 60 BUCKS TO DRIVE 18 WHEELERS THROUGH KENTUCKY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, DIDN'T WE USED TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT"

-MICROSOFT, PROBABLY
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:40 PM   #35
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AGE OF EMPIRES II DEFINITIVE EDITION: WOLOLO HARDER
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:42 PM   #36
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I WAS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT BEING A WASTELAND/FALLOUT KNOCKOFF BUT IT'S WASTELAND 3 SO NEVER MIND
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:43 PM   #37
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DOUBLE FINE IS JOINING MICROSOFT

POUR ONE OUT FOR THE DEPARTED
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:44 PM   #38
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HELLO I SOLD OUT AND MY YACHT TOLD ME THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:44 PM   #39
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THIS E3 FOOTAGE IS GOING TO BE USED AS AN IRONIC BOOKEND IN THE INEVITABLE "THE DEATH OF DOUBLE FINE" YOUTUBE VIDOC
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:46 PM   #40
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HERE'S A STAR WARS GAME THAT PROBABLY WON'T BE SO GENUINELY AWFUL THAT IT MAKES DISNEY THREATEN TO TAKE THE LICENSE AWAY
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:47 PM   #41
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DBZ FIGHTER ALREADY EXISTS

WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER WHEN PERFECTION ALREADY EXISTS
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:48 PM   #42
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THIS IS JUST ME BUT MY MEMORIES OF THE NAMEK SAGA ARE THAT OF BOREDOM UNBECOMING OF A SERIES ABOUT GROWN MEN BLOWING EACH OTHER UP WITH ENERGY BEAMS
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:50 PM   #43
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GROUNDHOG DAY BUT WITH MORE SPOUSE MURDER
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:51 PM   #44
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AND NOW HERE'S AN ART GAME WITH A POKEMON-ASS SOUNDTRACK
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:52 PM   #45
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UP NEXT: MEAT CUBE PATHOS
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:54 PM   #46
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WE'RE PUSHING THE ENVELOPE BUT WE CAN'T TELL YOU YET

THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:55 PM   #47
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OH NO SOME DUMB SHIT IS COMING OUT OF THE FLOOR
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:56 PM   #48
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GUYS THEY BUILT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAUNTED HOUSE UNDER THE STAGE
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:56 PM   #49
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THERE WERE PROBABLY EASIER WAYS TO INFILTRATE THE HIVE THAN THROUGH AN ALIEN CLOACA BUT I'M NOT A SPACE MARINE
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I TOO LIKE TO INFILTRATE AN ALIEN LAIR WHILE BLASTING LIL JON
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