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Old 05-21-2013, 12:04 PM   #1
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Xbox One

OHB BOY HERE WE GO

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/hub/reveal

"ALIVE" YOUR TV WILL BECOME ALIVE

YOU WILL BECOME ONE WITH YOUR TV

YOU WEREN'T ALREADY, THE SINGULARITY IS HERE
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:05 PM   #2
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I'M DON MATTRICK AND I CONSTANTLY LOOK DEPRESSED IN THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC MANNER POSSIBLE
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:06 PM   #3
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"CAN WE TAKE WHAT YOU LOVE AND MAKE IT BETTER?"

WELL SHIT PROBABLY NOT BUT YOU SURE ARE TRYING. TIME TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER BLACK TURTLENECK SWEATSHIRT, DON.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:07 PM   #4
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"TODAY WE'RE THRILLED TO UNVEIL THE ULTIMATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM. THE ONE SYSTEM FOR A NEW GENERATION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING XBOX ONE"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:09 PM   #5
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AND SHIT, THE THING LOOKS THICK AS A BRICK OR THREE.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:11 PM   #6
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WALK INTO THE ROOM, SAY "XBOX ON"

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO PUSH THE POWER BUTTON ANYMORE. LESS CALORIES TO BURN!
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:12 PM   #7
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"XBOX GO HOME."

"YOU'RE DRUNK."


"XBOX, WATCH TV." AND IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT, YOU'RE WATCHING TV! NO MORE PICKING UP THE REMOTE!
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:13 PM   #8
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(In all seriousness, this whole forced Kinect thing is retarded.)
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:16 PM   #9
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"HAHAHA, LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL OF THESE GAMES WE AREN'T SHOWING ON SKYPE, TRULY REVOLUTIONARY!"


"WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT TO WATCH BASKETBALL? ALRIGHT!"
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:20 PM   #10
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"MAKING THE XBOX AN ACTUAL BOX WAS PRETTY REVOLUTIONARY."
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:21 PM   #11
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BLU-RAY. 8 GB RAM. 5 BILLION TRANSISTORS! NUMBERS! BUZZWORDS!
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:23 PM   #12
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"THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE LEVEL STUFF."

NO, HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:25 PM   #13
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FITE ME IRL KAZ HIRAI
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:27 PM   #14
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"WE WILL HAVE 300,000 DEDICATED SERVERS FOR XBOX ONE. MORE THAN THE ENTIRE WORLD'S COMPUTING POWER IN 1999. WE HAVE CREATED SKYNET."
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:28 PM   #15
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"COMPLETELY REDEFINED XBOX LIVE, BUT YOU'LL STILL HAVE TO PAY OUT THE ASS FOR IT HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO CUTE."
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:32 PM   #16
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"ANYONE CAN HIT THE GYM. NOT ANYONE CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES THOUGH. LOOK AT THESE NEW FANCY GRAPHICS. SOMETHING SOMETHING NEW ENGINE."

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Old 05-21-2013, 12:42 PM   #17
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"15 EXCLUSIVES, 8 NEW FRANCHISES IN THE FIRST YEAR OF XBOX ONE"

WE'RE GOING TO DO SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THE WII U, WE PROMISE.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:45 PM   #18
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HALO 5 HERE WE GO
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:46 PM   #19
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JUST KIDDING, WE'RE MAKING A LIVE ACTION HALO TV SERIES WITH STEVEN SPIELBERG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WAIT WHAT
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:51 PM   #20
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SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:54 PM   #21
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CALLOFDUTYBOX ONE
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:56 PM   #22
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JUST KIDDING, WE'RE MAKING A LIVE ACTION HALO TV SERIES WITH STEVEN SPIELBERG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WAIT WHAT
Steven's tackling the curse! This should be good. "The end of an era: how the Halo TV series ended Steven Spielberg's career".

If they can make a good TV series with broad appeal based off of a popular video game franchise with much narrower appeal ('cause let's face it: shooters are more like NES Zelda or Metroid than they are like NES Mario and Tetris as far as breadth of audience is concerned), this could give renewed hope for a high-quality film adapted from a video game.

Also: if this does work, SEGA needs to contact a quality director stat and get me my live-action Shenmue. (Why has this not happened yet!?) Then maybe, just maybe, we'll get Shenmue III some day.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:57 PM   #23
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"COOL LOOKING"

"POLY COUNTS"

"LIGHTING AND SHADERS"

BUZZWORDS
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:02 PM   #24
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Sorry guys, this just got so ridiculous that I literally can't update anymore. It's just. Yeah.

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME IT'S DONE

YOU WANTED TO SEE GAMES? TOO BAD YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 20 DAYS.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:07 PM   #25
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Sorry guys, this just got so ridiculous that I literally can't update anymore. It's just. Yeah.

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME IT'S DONE

YOU WANTED TO SEE GAMES? TOO BAD YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 20 DAYS.
Really? Doesn't seem that ridiculous yet, from what you've been sharing. Sounds like any other E3 or E3-like event: embarrassing PR maneuvers and scant details on the stuff we actually care about.

Have they addressed the always online thing yet?
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