05-21-2013, 12:04 PM | #1 |
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Xbox One
OHB BOY HERE WE GO
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/hub/reveal "ALIVE" YOUR TV WILL BECOME ALIVE YOU WILL BECOME ONE WITH YOUR TV YOU WEREN'T ALREADY, THE SINGULARITY IS HERE |
05-21-2013, 12:05 PM | #2 |
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I'M DON MATTRICK AND I CONSTANTLY LOOK DEPRESSED IN THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC MANNER POSSIBLE
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05-21-2013, 12:06 PM | #3 |
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"CAN WE TAKE WHAT YOU LOVE AND MAKE IT BETTER?"
WELL SHIT PROBABLY NOT BUT YOU SURE ARE TRYING. TIME TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER BLACK TURTLENECK SWEATSHIRT, DON. |
05-21-2013, 12:07 PM | #4 |
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"TODAY WE'RE THRILLED TO UNVEIL THE ULTIMATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM. THE ONE SYSTEM FOR A NEW GENERATION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING XBOX ONE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
05-21-2013, 12:09 PM | #5 |
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AND SHIT, THE THING LOOKS THICK AS A BRICK OR THREE. |
05-21-2013, 12:11 PM | #6 |
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WALK INTO THE ROOM, SAY "XBOX ON"
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO PUSH THE POWER BUTTON ANYMORE. LESS CALORIES TO BURN! |
05-21-2013, 12:12 PM | #7 |
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"XBOX GO HOME."
"YOU'RE DRUNK." "XBOX, WATCH TV." AND IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT, YOU'RE WATCHING TV! NO MORE PICKING UP THE REMOTE! |
05-21-2013, 12:13 PM | #8 |
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(In all seriousness, this whole forced Kinect thing is retarded.)
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05-21-2013, 12:16 PM | #9 |
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"HAHAHA, LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL OF THESE GAMES WE AREN'T SHOWING ON SKYPE, TRULY REVOLUTIONARY!"
"WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT TO WATCH BASKETBALL? ALRIGHT!" |
05-21-2013, 12:20 PM | #10 |
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"MAKING THE XBOX AN ACTUAL BOX WAS PRETTY REVOLUTIONARY."
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05-21-2013, 12:21 PM | #11 |
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BLU-RAY. 8 GB RAM. 5 BILLION TRANSISTORS! NUMBERS! BUZZWORDS!
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05-21-2013, 12:23 PM | #12 |
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"THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE LEVEL STUFF."
NO, HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. |
05-21-2013, 12:25 PM | #13 |
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FITE ME IRL KAZ HIRAI |
05-21-2013, 12:27 PM | #14 |
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"WE WILL HAVE 300,000 DEDICATED SERVERS FOR XBOX ONE. MORE THAN THE ENTIRE WORLD'S COMPUTING POWER IN 1999. WE HAVE CREATED SKYNET."
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05-21-2013, 12:28 PM | #15 |
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"COMPLETELY REDEFINED XBOX LIVE, BUT YOU'LL STILL HAVE TO PAY OUT THE ASS FOR IT HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO CUTE."
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05-21-2013, 12:32 PM | #16 |
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"ANYONE CAN HIT THE GYM. NOT ANYONE CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES THOUGH. LOOK AT THESE NEW FANCY GRAPHICS. SOMETHING SOMETHING NEW ENGINE."
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05-21-2013, 12:42 PM | #17 |
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"15 EXCLUSIVES, 8 NEW FRANCHISES IN THE FIRST YEAR OF XBOX ONE"
WE'RE GOING TO DO SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THE WII U, WE PROMISE. |
05-21-2013, 12:45 PM | #18 |
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HALO 5 HERE WE GO
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05-21-2013, 12:46 PM | #19 |
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JUST KIDDING, WE'RE MAKING A LIVE ACTION HALO TV SERIES WITH STEVEN SPIELBERG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAIT WHAT |
05-21-2013, 12:51 PM | #20 |
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CALLOFDUTYBOX ONE
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If they can make a good TV series with broad appeal based off of a popular video game franchise with much narrower appeal ('cause let's face it: shooters are more like NES Zelda or Metroid than they are like NES Mario and Tetris as far as breadth of audience is concerned), this could give renewed hope for a high-quality film adapted from a video game. Also: if this does work, SEGA needs to contact a quality director stat and get me my live-action Shenmue. (Why has this not happened yet!?) Then maybe, just maybe, we'll get Shenmue III some day.
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"COOL LOOKING"
"POLY COUNTS" "LIGHTING AND SHADERS" BUZZWORDS |
05-21-2013, 01:02 PM | #24 |
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Sorry guys, this just got so ridiculous that I literally can't update anymore. It's just. Yeah.
OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME IT'S DONE YOU WANTED TO SEE GAMES? TOO BAD YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 20 DAYS. |
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Have they addressed the always online thing yet?
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