02-27-2016, 05:15 PM | #126 |
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ALRIGHT THIS IS IT
BACK IN LA AT THE MANSION THE MOMENT OF TRUTH THE ROSE CEREMONY JOJO IS FEELING NERVOUS ABOUT HOW SHITTY HER BROTHERS WERE AMANDA (MOM) IS PRETTY INTO THIS CAILA IS WORRIED ABOUT NOT SAYING THOSE THREE WORDS LAUREN (FLIGHT ATTENDANT) IS FEELING THE PRESSURE BEN IS TRYING AND FAILING TO HIDE HIS NERVOUSNESS THE ROSED Spoiler: show WELL NEXT WEEK IS THE FANTASY SUITES (I.E. THE SEX DATES) THEY'RE USUALLY KIND OF FILLER-Y BUT THE ACTUAL SUITE PART IS GENERALLY PRETTY GOOD SO IDK WE'LL SEE SEE YOU NEXT WEEK BITCHES |
03-06-2016, 01:31 PM | #127 |
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OKAY TIME FOR THE BEST FUCKING EPISODE OF THE SEASON
FANTASY SUITE DATES!!!!!! (AKA THE SEX DATES) AND THEY'RE IN JAMACIA (AND GOING TO THE EXACT PLACE MY PARENTS ARE GOING FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY NEXT WEEK SUPER WEIRD) THREE GIRLS LEFT CAILA THE INSECURE SECRET CRAZY FAKE GIRL LAUREN THE BORINGASS FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND JOJO THE TEXAS WOMAN WITH CRAZY FAMILY |
03-06-2016, 01:41 PM | #128 |
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ALRIGHTY CAILA IS FIRST TO BAT
SHE IS WEARING THE GROSSEST OUTFIT IT IS LIKE A DISGUSTING TANKTOP AND A WEIRD PAIR OF JORTS AND ARE BAMBOO RAFTING WITH A STRANGE RASTA MAN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THEY AREN'T TALKING AT ALL HE IS TOTALLY UNENTHUSIASTIC THERE IS RIDICULOUS TENSE REALITY SHOW MUSIC NOW THEY'RE HAVING AN AWKWARD CONVERSATION OVER SOME JERK CHICKEN SHE IS WALLING UP HARD AND IS NOW FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE ARE OTHER WOMEN LIKE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT BEFORE???? THAT'S ACTUALLY THE FULL PREMISE OF THIS SHOW |
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A LITTLE BIT OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT TO START US OFF
SHE'S WEARING ANOTHER WEIRD DISGUSTING TANK TOP THEY HAVE AN AWFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT HER NOT ACTUALLY ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE CONCEPT OF THE TELEVISION SHOW THAT SHE HAS BEEN ON FOR THE PAST 4 MONTHS SHE SAYS THAT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEY WEIRDLY KISS IMMEDIATELY (I'M NOT COUNTING MAKE OUTS THIS EPISODE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE ENTIRE POST) NO SURPRISE HE GIVES HER THE FANTASY SUITE (THIS PRETTY MUCH HAPPENS 100% OF THE TIME) THEY MAKE OUT FOR AGES WITH LIKE ALL THE FIREWORKS ON THE ISLAND GOING OFF IN THE BACKGROUND |
03-06-2016, 01:59 PM | #130 |
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BEN LEAVES CAILA BEING BUBBLY AND CUTE LOLOLOL
AND NEXT UP IS LAUREN, WHO HAS A VERY STRANGE WADDLE THEY ALSO GO ON A BOAT RIDE, THIS TIME ON A SHODDY FISHING BOAT WITH AN OLD OFFBOARD MOTOR THEY GO MEET A SILLY OLD BRITISH MAN WHO IS GOING TO HELP THEM RELEASE A NEST OF BABY TURTLES OH MY GOD THERE ARE SO MANY BABY TURTLES THEY'RE SO ADORABLE LAUREN SHARES THE ONE THING SHE KNOWS ABOUT TURTLES, THAT THEY LIVE SO LONG SHE IS TRYING HER DAMNEDEST TO ACT LIKE SHE KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING WELL OKAY SO I'M 95% SURE THAT THIS GIRL IS GOING TO WIN AT THIS POINT HE IS BASICALLY POURING HIMSELF ALL OVER THIS GIRL AND SOMEHOW THIS MAKES HER FEEL WORSE??? IDK THIS SHOW IS REALLY FUCKIN WEIRD |
03-06-2016, 02:09 PM | #131 |
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LOOK A RANDOM REGGAE GROUP REMEMBER THAT WE'RE IN THE EXOTIC LAND OF JAMAICA
THIS CONVERSATION IS REALLY UNINTERESTING SO SHE POINTS OUT THE FACT THAT SHE IS HERE FOR HIM AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIM WHICH IS LIKE UM OKAY DUH WHOLE POINT OF THE SHOW WHERE DID ALL THIS WONDERFUL SELF AWARENESS GO SHE GETS THE KEY FOR THE SUITE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THE KEY DOESN'T ACTUALLY OPEN ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY'RE IN A MODERN HOTEL THAT USES THINGS LIKE KEY CARDS THEY GET INTO THE SUITE SHE CONFESSES HER LOVE TO HIM AND HE IS LIKE "UH COOL ME TOO" UM WAIT CAN HE SAY THAT HE JUST BREACHED CONTRACT BUT UM WHATEVER WELL OKAY IT'S OVER THE OTHERS CAN GO HOME NOW THIS IS ACTUALLY CUTE AND I FEEL BAD FOR ENJOYING THIS NON-IRONICALLY SEX GIGGLE AS THEY PAN AWAY DRAMATICALLY |
03-06-2016, 02:22 PM | #132 |
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WOW SEX CLOTHES OKAY I GUESS THAT HAPPENED
HE IS SUUUUPER INTO HER AND LAST BUT PROBABLY LEAST, JOJO SHE'S GOT THAT DEAD OR ALIVE BOOB BOUNCE GOING ON ANOTHER DAMN HELICOPTER FOR JOJO AND THEY GO TO THE PRETTIEST FUCKING WATERFALL ON EARTH JOJO CONFESSES TO BEING SCARED AND SAYS I LOVE YOU BEN SAYS I LOVE YOU TOO SHE'S LIKE "WHAT?" WELL OKAY HE'S BREACHED CONTRACT TWICE NOW AND NOT WITH CAILA SOOOOO BYE FELICIA ALSO LOL HE STEPS OUT OF THE WATER WITH THE BIGGEST BONER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
03-06-2016, 02:33 PM | #133 |
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JOJO AND BEN HAVE AN AWFUL TALK ABOUT HER FAMILY FREAKING OUT ALL OVER BEN
SHE TALKS ABOUT HOW HER BROTHERS DON'T WANT HER TO GET HER HEART BROKEN (OOPS I GUESS THIS WILL HAPPEN) SHE ACCEPTS THE SUITE AND LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A DOORBUSTER |
03-06-2016, 02:41 PM | #134 |
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UH-OH BEN REALIZES THAT HE AND CAILA AREN'T CLICKING
HERE COMES CAILA TO HAVE HER HEART BROKEN (MAN SHE SUDDENLY JUST BOUNCED RIGHT INTO CRAZY) THIS IS JUST SAD IRONY SHE SEEMS TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH HIM WHILE THEY PLAY TENSE MUSIC AND IT JUST MAKES HER SEEM LIKE A MURDERER HE'S LOOKING SO SAD AND SHE'S SKIPPING UP TO HIM AND SURPRISES HIM AND HE'S LIKE "OH SHIT" |
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HE HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE LIKE "OH WELL WE FUCKED AND IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL SO UMMMMM PLEASE LEAVE"
WELLLLLL I GUESS THIS IS IT SHE JUST NERVOUSLY LAUGHS THE WHOLE TIME AS THEY BRAKE UP OMG HE PUTS HER IN THE CAR AND THEN SHE GETS BACK OUT AND INTERROGATES HER ABOUT IF HE KNEW THAT HE WANTED TO SEND HER HOME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK OKAY THIS IS JUST AWFUL PLEASE LEAVE POOR GIRL IS AN ABSOLUTE MESS |
03-06-2016, 03:05 PM | #136 |
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ALRIGHT NOW FOR A BORINGASS ROSE CEREMONY
JOJO IS LOOKIN ON POINT WHILE LAUREN LOOKS LIKE A METH ADDICT WITH AN EATING DISORDER JOJO IS TRYING TO MAKE NERVOUS CONVERSATION AND LAUREN IS LIKE "UM DON'T TALK TO ME BITCH" THEY REALIZE THAT CAILA IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AND BEN SHOWS UP TO EXPLAIN THE DRAMA BOMB I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO LIST OFF THE ROSED THIS TIME LOL THAT WAS SHORT AND AWKWARD AND THEY HAVE THIS AWKWARD LITTLE MOMENT AFTERWORDS THEY TOAST LIKE FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW THIS IS BASICALLY JUST A PISSING COMPETITION AT THIS POINT JOJO GIVES HER THE BIGGEST BITCH LOOK ON THE PLANET MAN IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG WELL THE NEXT EPISODE IS WOMEN TELL ALL WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE SHITTIEST THING EVER SO I'LL BE SKIPPING THAT WHICH MEANS WE'LL BE HAVING A LITTLE BREAK UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE SEE YOU THEN |
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SUMMARY: LACE IS CRAZY, JUBS IS INSECURE, OLIVIA HAS BAD BREATH AND CALLS AMANDA A TEEN MOM AND HAS A MOUTH ONLY A FACE SUCKER COULD LOVE
I AM NOT ACTUALLY SURE WHAT THEY ARE FIGHTING ABOUT (MOSTLY BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO THESE WOMEN ARE) PEOPLE CALL OUT LEAH FOR BEING A MASSIVE DUMBASS ALSO THERE IS A FUCKING CHICKEN AND IT IS SUPER DUMB JUBILEE TRIES TO JUSTIFY HER ACTIONS AND BLAME EVERYONE ELSE FOR PEOPLE REACTING POORLY TO HER WEIRDNESS WOW THE RACE CARD COMES OUT EARLY DAMN |
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WELL I SUPPOSE IT'S REFRESHING TO HEAR THE BACHELOR CONFRONTING ITS RACE ISSUE BUT THIS IS SUCH A SILLY WAY TO GO ABOUT IT
WOW JUBILEE TRIES TO HANDLE THIS WELL BUT THE OTHER GIRLS ARE ACTUALLY NOT DOING SO WELL WITH IT MAN I LOVE JUBILEE SHE IS LIKE A REAL PERSON THAT IS ACTUALLY ALIVE POOR JUBILEE FIRST IN THE HOT SEAT UGH IT IS SUCH A SHAME THAT SHE SELF-DESTRUCTED LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE THIS WOMAN IS WONDERFUL BUT MAN HER INSECURITIES ARE AT LIKE 11 OH HEY JUBES IS STILL IN THE MILITARY AND JUST MADE SERGENT FUN FACT |
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NEXT UP, FABRIC BITCH
SUMMARY: HITS THE SAUCE WAY TOO HARD, IS SUPER OBSESSED WITH EYE CONTACT, IS "A LOT TO HANDLE" LONG STORY SHORT SHE HAS FIGURED OUT HOW CRAZY SHE IS AND IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO FIX IT AND UM A GUY GOT HER FACE TATTED ON HIS CHEST? SO i GUESS THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED OR SOMETHING I FELL LIKE THAT IS LITERALLY ONLY SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO FOR SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE MARRYING OH MY GOD THEY ARE TAKING A WEIRD PICTURE WHAT IS THIS UGH THEY'RE PUTTING HER ON BACHELOR IN PARADISE (NO WE WILL NOT BE WATCHING THAT IT IS PRETTY MUCH THE BIGGEST PIECE OF TRASH EVER) |
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NEXT UP FUCKIN TV ANCHOR
RIGHT OFF THE BAT A JOKE ABOUT HER MOUTH SUMMARY: SHE WANTS TO TALK SMART THINGS OLIVIA DESCRIBES THE NORMAL PROCESS OF EMOTIONS OF THIS SHOW AND TRIES TO JUSTIFY HER BEING INSANE THE TWINS AND THE MOM START TO FIGHT WITH HER ABOUT THIS WOW WELL THIS WAS SUPER PREDICTABLE MAN CHRIS HARRISON MODERATES A LITTLE BIT... ...TO INSERT A COMMERCIAL BREAK REALITY TELEVISION, EVERYONE |
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OKAY THIS SHOW IS REALLY BAD AND I'M REALLY TIRED WE WILL FINISH SOON SORRY FRIENDS
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You cocktease.
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AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK
OLIVIA TRIES TO JUSTIFY HER HOGGING BEN AND MAKE HERSELF SEEM LIKE A VICTIM SOME RANDO TELLS HER THAT IF SHE HAD BEEN A NORMAL HUMAN THAT SHE WOULD HAVE LEARNED THAT SHE LIKES TO READ BOOKS AND TALK SMART TOO SHE ALSO CALLS HERSELF AN INTROVERT WHICH IS ??? BECAUSE YANNO TV ANCHOR THOUGH SHE CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN BULLIED THOUGH WHICH IDK SAD I GUESS BUT SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULLYING ANOTHER RANDO POINTS OUT THAT SHE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY LEARNED FROM BEING BULLIED (YEAH WELL) SYMPATHETIC HEAD NOD FROM THE AUDIENCE SHE BRINGS UP HER TOES AGAIN *EYEROLL* (OKAY LIKE I DO FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HER BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS SHE IS STRUGGLING AND A VICTIM OF THE REALITY OF REALITY TV BUT LIKE C'MON IT IS PART OF THE DEAL) "I DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT" WELL YEAH YOU COULD HAVE ACTED LIKE A PERSON INSTEAD OF A STRANGE DATING ROBOT HEARTFELT APOLOGIES ALL AROUND AWWWWW NEXT UP - CAILA |
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CAILA, "THE SEX PANTHER"
GOD WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING THE AWFUL SPANISH LESSON CRINGE AWWWW I LIKE CAILA SHE'S A REAL PERSON AND EVEN IF HER DAD IS KIND OF WEIRD AND OWNS A TOY COMPANY SHE HAS A NICE FAMILY (SPOILERS: SHE IS THE BACHELORETTE FOR NEXT SEASON NO I DOUBT I WILL WATCH IT) SADLY THIS CONVERSATION IS BORING BUT IT DOES LEAD UP TO THE BACHELOR CONFRONTATION!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S COMIN UP NEXT ON THE BACHELOR: THE WOMEN TELL ALL |
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HERE HE IS
THE PUNCHING BAG SOMEHOW BECCA STILL MANAGES TO SMILE CREEPILY (GO HOME BECCA NO ONE LIKES YOU) UGH THIS FUCKING CHICKEN BUT FIRST DOUBLE BREACH OF CONTRACT BUT THAT'S BORING, SHUT UP CHRIS HARRISON LET THE WOMEN TEAR HIM TO SHREDS CAILA AND BEN HAVE A SWEET LITTLE CONVERSATION WHERE THEY TALK CIVILLY AND LIKE ADULTS (MAN WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS SHOW) UGH LEAH YOU DID NOT TELL HIM HOW YOU FEELING YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP UNABASHEDLY LIED TO HIS FACE ABOUT ANOTHER GIRL YES HE WENT DIRECTLY TO HER WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE NOT LIKE WHAT PLZ 2 B HAVE SOME SELF-AWARENESS OMG LOL WOW WHY DON'T WE ALL OWN UP TO OUR OWN SELF-DESTRUCTION UH OH TIME FOR JUBES (ALSO BTW JUBES YOU ELIMINATED YOURSELF) THOUGH SHE DOES POINT OUT THAT HE IS A BIT OF A HYPOCRITE FOR DUMPING HER BECAUSE SHE WAS PULLING AWAY WHILE HE WAS REALLY INTO THAT WITH HIS LAST 3 OR 4 WOMEN SO THAT'S PRETTY LEGITIMATE BUT IT REALLY IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT HAVING YOUR SHIT TOGETHER JUBES UGH YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL WHY DO YOU NOT SEE IT AWWWWWW THAT WAS NICE CHRIS HARRISON IS ABOUT TO SCARE BEN WITH A BIG QUESTION... ...AFTER THE COMMERCIAL |
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WELL OLIVIA REALIZES THAT SHE WAS KIND OF CRAZY AND OVERBEARING
THE MOM IS REALLY CIVIL AND TALKS ABOUT HER CUTE KIDS BECCA SAYS SOMETHING BORING, GO HOME BECCA THE MIDWESTERN GIRL IS SUPER MIDWESTERN AWWW BEN'S REALLY IN LOVE AND SAID HE'D GET MARRIED TOMORROW IF HE COULD (BUT HE CAN'T AND HE'S ALREADY BREACHED CONTRACT ENOUGH) CHRIS HARRISON MAKES HIM POINT OUT WHICH TWIN IS WHICH LOLOLOL HE GOT IT RIGHT SOMEHOW (NOT ACTUALLY SURE HOW) AND EVEN CHRIS DIDN'T KNOW NOW FOR BLOOPERS YAAAAY I REALLY CAN'T DO THESE JUSTICE SO HERE'S THE YT LINK Spoiler: show |
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AWWW CHRIS AND BEN HAVE A LITTLE BROMANCE THAT'S ADORABLE
WAS BEN ACTUALLY A GOOD BACHELOR? IDK HE'S OKAY I LIKE SEAN BETTER BUT HE'S OVERALL UNOFFENSIVE AND HANDLED THINGS PRETTY WELL ANYWAY THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR THIS WEEK NEXT WEEK IS THE BIG FINALE SO BRACE YOURSELVES FOR MAXIMUM DRAMA |
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