UPNetwork  

Go Back   UPNetwork > General Forums > Video Games

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-14-2017, 05:33 PM   #226
Heather
POOTIS!
 
Heather's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Under the Gay Cloud
Posts: 2,847
E3 IMPRESSIONS:

NINTENDO: OH HEY DYNASTY EMBLEM AWAKENING FATES SHADOW DRAGON IS A THING, HOPEFULLY WHOEVER THE FUCK THE FIRST BOSS IS DOESNT SOUND LIKE THE USUAL DYNASTY WARRIORS FIRST BOSS WHO IVE LITERALLY HEARD DESCRIBED AS "THE DEMONIC LOVECHILD OF SHAGGY AND JOHN TRAVOLTA ON A BAD ACTING DAY."

METROID PRIME 4? OTHER METROID SHIT!?!?!? HOLY SHIT NEXT MISSION TWITTER IS PROLLY SHITTING ITSELF IN PURE GLEE RIGHT NOW.

MARIO ODYSSEY: WHY THE FUCK IS MARIO POSSESSING SHIT NOW? ALSO WE'VE BOUGHT STUFF WITH COINS FOR AGES NOW IN THE MARIO AND LUIGI SERIES, OR DID THEY STOP DOING THAT SHIT IN PAPER JAM?

MARIO & THE WORST EXCUSE FOR BUNNTS I HAVE EVER SEEN: WHY DOES MARIO HAVE A GUN!? WHY IS MARIO RIPPING OFF XCOM IN THE MOST PAINFUL AND DISRESPECTFUL WAY POSSIBLE!?

RPG POKEMON FOR SWITCH: IF THEY DONT LATER CONFIRM IT AS SINNOH REMAKES THEN YOU DONE FUCKED UP REGGIE, MY EMPOLEON WANTS TO GO HOME ALREADY, HE HASN'T KICKED CYNTHIA'S ASS IN FOREVER AND FUCK THE BATTLE TREE WITH A RUSTY SPORK.

LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE EXCEPT MAYBE MONSTER HUNTER BECAUSE ITLL PROBABLY COME TO 3DS: FUCK OFF I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU CAUSE YOUR CONSOLES HAVE SHIT CONTROL SCHEMES THAT LOOK LIKE YOU WANT ME TO GET CARPAL TUNNEL. NO THANKS.
__________________
Confidence (Some Assembly Required): Because NQNH's save file is now RIP
Spoiler: show

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveTheFishGuy View Post
Quoth the Honchkrow (nevermore!).
Quote:
Originally Posted by Things One Is Not Allowed To Do In Exalted
244) While not FORBIDDEN, my Midnight is to keep in mind that using an army of animated skeletons in order to fill the town square with a rendition of "Spooky Scary Skeletons" is going to be considered odd at best.
WF Things
Heather is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2017, 09:46 PM   #227
Blastoise
We deny our creators.
 
Blastoise's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 2,608
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heather View Post
MARIO & THE WORST EXCUSE FOR BUNNTS I HAVE EVER SEEN: WHY DOES MARIO HAVE A GUN!? WHY IS MARIO RIPPING OFF XCOM IN THE MOST PAINFUL AND DISRESPECTFUL WAY POSSIBLE!?
COUNTERPOINT: X-COM IS EXTREMELY COOL AND GOOD AND UBISOFT TENDS TO BE LESS DOGSHIT WHEN THEY CAN'T EASILY COPY PASTE THE AC OPEN WORLD GAMEPLAY LOOP INTO A GAME SIGHT UNSEEN

EDIT: WE ALSO NOW LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE SEGA HAS BENT KNEE TO REALITY AND WILL ALLOW YOU TO PLAY YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL IN THE NEXT SONIC GAME SO GIVING MARIO A MEGA BUSTER DOESN'T EVEN RATE AT THIS POINT
__________________
Blastoise is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2017, 07:35 PM   #228
Whimsy
Dance till you're dead~
 
Whimsy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Literally everywhere
Posts: 1,860
Send a message via Skype™ to Whimsy
__________________


Spoiler: show
Fizzy Bubbles Profile/Whimlist/ASB/Wild Future
Inactive Ref, laziness op~

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost™ View Post
In Mother 3 Swampy was Flint and you were Hinawa. You two were a wonderful couple. Icarus was your dog, and Toy and I were your twin sons. Well, until a dinosaur impaled you through the heart. So yes, where is he!?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Panda View Post
#still
#fucking
#salty


Whimsy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2017, 02:57 PM   #229
Connor
Who Knows?
 
Connor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,984
THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING GREAT.
Connor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2017, 04:53 PM   #230
phoopes
Double Dragon
 
phoopes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 3,460
Quote:
Originally Posted by Connor View Post
THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING GREAT.
The end oh my lord

Spoiler: show
please understand
__________________
phoopes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2017, 05:29 PM   #231
deoxys
こばやし だいすき~
 
deoxys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: 私の尾を食べてください OwO
Posts: 6,482
Quote:
Originally Posted by Connor View Post
THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING GREAT.
My Hero Academia spoilers if you're not caught up :x
deoxys is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2017, 12:37 AM   #232
Chiko
Chiko Chiko Chi
 
Chiko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Some really weeby place with Nico
Posts: 1,791
CONTINUES TO BE THAT ONE GUY WHO'S SUPER HYPED FOR FORZA MOTORSPORT 7
__________________
PASBL
TL4/B Ref
WF Updater
Amethyst/Chieri
FB - Chiko
Chiko is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2017, 02:00 AM   #233
Crys
Optimistic
 
Crys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Virginia, USA
Posts: 1,177
It's not e3 but too tired to make a new thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Qw-ztFrK4

>blazblue
>persona
>rwby
>eat shit marvel v capcom
>fighting game

Crys is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Lower Navigation
Go Back   UPNetwork > General Forums > Video Games


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:55 PM.


Design By: Miner Skinz.com
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.