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Old 01-02-2015, 01:24 AM   #26
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Cheers for getting Arbok on the wall Mona, you did good.

Carl, it's time for you to come out (Steelix, Level 4-uplevel).

Luna, hold Machamp with Psychic to make him a prime target for Jeffery.
Jeffery, it's time to shine, it's time to shank them for real. Put all the energy you possibly can into your scythes and charge Cobain, plunging them into his chest for a giga impact.
Carl, you're freaking huge and heavy, so let's play some cricket shall we? Dragon Tail for Novaselic, send him flying into the spikes, it's a six if you can hang him up there! Another Dragon Tail to follow and put him up there if he's not already!
Luna, finish by grabbing Arbok with Psychic and ripping him straight down on the spikes, see if he survives that.
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Old 01-02-2015, 01:36 AM   #27
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Cobain, Protect from Luna's Psychic once again.
Novaselic, a Seed Bomb for the crack in Jeffery's skull. Follow with a Surf over Carl's Dragon Tail, hitting the Steelix while your at it.
Cobain, give Carl your best Fire Blast, then a Dynamic Punch to the area hit by Fire Blast.
Bruce, suck some life out of Luna with a Giga Drain. Then give her an Aqua Tail.
3 Confirmed for Cobain.
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Old 01-02-2015, 09:47 AM   #28
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This time, the trainers watch for a moment as two Pokemon are carted off the field. Of the original six, the only one still standing is that beyond obnoxious Arbok who, somehow, is still barely into his middle third of health. Anyway, with the Machoke and Aerodactyl moved, things are ready to continue. ROFLMAO summons his final champion, Carl the Steelix. For those of you who have been watching the Grand Melee, you know that Steelix is a force to be reckoned with, and he can even hold a Venomoth and an Azumarill in his mouth without worrying about choking. From MMS, however, comes Novaselic the Gogoat. This fierce grass-type seems all kinds of prepared to absolutely shank the entire opposing team.

Once more, Luna looks to hook onto Cobain and hold him down with Psychic, but once more Cobain is having absolutely no part of that. For the second time in as many rounds, Cobain erects a green bubble of energy shielding him from anything that the Lunatone could do. Meanwhile, Jeffery is gathering energy. He's glowing purple. Oh dear this looks bad. He charges Cobain, closing the short distance very quickly. And then a lot of things all happen at once. Novaselic fires off a barrage of seed bombs that soar through the air even as Cobain's protective shield falls. In a blink, Jeffery has plunged his blades deep into Cobain's torso, dealing terrible, gaping wounds to the Machamp's gut. Lucky for him, the attacks weren't a bit higher or his heart would have been split open, and that wouldn't have gone well at all. As it is, though, he crumples to the ground, bleeding copiously but somehow still alive. It becomes apparent through his movement, however, that his spine has been severed and he can't move anything below the waist. He's not going to be doing any walking around any time soon.

This is not to say that things go well for Jeffery at all. In fact, here pretty much gets boned here as that volley of seed bombs from Novaselic connects, blasting his already cracked skull and dealing copious amounts of damage. He's so tired after his assault that he can't dodge in the slightest, and every single one of the twelve balls of doom puts another nail in his coffin. As the dust clears, Jeffery is lying on the ground, head bashed in, although he can still be seen to be breathing. But he's not getting up.

Jeffery is unable to battle! Due to massive head trauma, he would normally require a 2-match stay at the Pokemon Center. In this case, however... TO THE PIT

That's two Pokemon out of commission now. But what of Carl? He hasn't been doing nothing this round. That's right, even as Novaselic fired off the seed bomb, Carl was closing in, and he whipped his massive tail around to slam into the Gogoat, sending him flying. Unfortunately, both Pokemon started off in the center of the arena, so there isn't nearly enough force to send him into the spikes. The mountain goat skids to a halt, taking a stance against eh Steelix as they prepare to do battle. As the giant snake charges in, Novaselic works up a magical wave of surf, coasting right over the incoming dragon tail and striking for a nice chunk of damage. As the water fades, it becomes evident that Cobain isn't out of this fight yet, though. Even as Carl shakes his head to dry off a bit, the Machamp manages to loose a fire blast, although he uses a metric ton of extra energy to do so, sending the attack straight at Carl who, thanks to his charges, is only about ten feet from the fallen warrior. Despite the Steelix' best efforts, he's still struck by a good portion of the attack. Lucky for him, any effort the Machamp makes to punch him is simply comical.

But what of Bruce, you ask? Well, while all of this nonsense was going on, Bruce and Luna were having a sparring match! Right after Luna's attempt at psychic, she felt her energies being sapped away. It seems that Bruce was employing a giga drain and sucking away a huge chunk of her energy, leaving her quite tired. She did have orders to complete, however, and had no plans to not let them happen. Reaching out with her psychic energies once more, she grabs hold of the arbok and, with a sickening ripping sound, tears him off of the spikes, leaving gapingrips on either side of the Arbok's head. It's actually quite funny to look at once you get past the blood, as the normally-frightening markings on the cobra's hood are marred by blood - and the fact that the outer half on each side is hanging limply and makes it look quite ridiculous. Bruce has other concerns, though. Finally free of his predicament, he slithers forward and strikes the Lunatone with an aqua tail, dealing some harsh damage as the round closes. Unlike the wounds of Bruce and Cobain. Those are bleeding. A lot.

As the round ends, though, there's a rumble. Slowly, both gates start to open. Oh, this isn't going to be good.

Summaries

Carl took a pair of powerful hits, dropping a bit into his middle third. Good for two, though.

Luna took a hit, still in her first third. She's absolutely exhausted, though.

Cobain is a mess. His spine has been severed, he has two huge cuts in his gut, and he's bleeding quite heavily. He's into his final third and will easily reach critical range next round simply from bloodloss if he's left untouched. Energy is an issue, as well, as he's into his final third there thanks purely to the extra energy needed to do anything through the crazy amounts of pain he's in.

Bruce is a joke, as well. He's bleeding heavily and is almost into his final third. He's fresh thanks to that giga drain, though.

Novaselic is easily the best of of the remaining bunch. Only a single hit, and fresh. Enough water energy for a weakened surf.

Arcanine and Ursaring are still around.
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Old 01-02-2015, 12:28 PM   #29
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Cobain, give Novaselic a Helping Hand, then another Helping Hand.
Novaselic, A Solarbeam for Luna, then another Solarbeam for Luna. End with a Rock Smash for Carl, just to make sure he doesn't feel left out. 3.
Bruce, Seed Bomb for Luna, then an Aqua Tail for her as well. If she's down before you use Aqua Tail, hit Carl in the spot Novaselic used Rock Smash on.
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Old 01-02-2015, 06:55 PM   #30
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Luna, a single Psychic Wave for Bruce.
Carl, slam your tail town on Bruce for a DC earthquake, crush the little bug. Then blast Cobain with a twister if he's still up, aim for Gogoat otherwise.
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Old 01-04-2015, 12:28 AM   #31
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Random helicopter comes flying in and airlifts Jeffery out of the arena because something new needs to happen and it's after midnight and I don't know what the hell is going on.

As the round starts, rumbles can be heard from within the gates. As the battlers glance at the north end warily, a mighty Haxorus comes stampeding out, momentarily blinded by the daylight. As his eyes adjust, however, he focuses on the Ursaring to his left. He lunges at the bear, striking with his claw, laced with dragon energy, and rips open a gash in the bear's chest. As the Ursaring howls, it falls, KO'd.

From the south gate, however, comes something a lot larger. A mighty Aggron stomps out, slowly adjusting to the bright light. He doesn't seem to concerned with the battlers just yet, though, as they're fairly far away. Perhaps they should make some noise.

Which is, of course, exactly what they do. Cobain, being a massive cripple, does what little he can as he cheers on Novaselic, experiencing great pain even by performing this simple task. As this is happening, Bruce hacks up a volley of seed bombs, using a bit of extra energy thanks to his beleaguered state, but the bombs do their job as they connect with Luna, dealing a nasty hit. Bruce's celebration is short-lived, though, as Carl closes the gap in no time flat and lays into the snake, whipping his tail down onto the cobra with deadly force and crushing his midsection. Not only that, but he delivers the force of a direct-contact earthquake, shaking Bruce literally to the bone. With one final howl of pain, Bruce crumples in on himself, in serious need of medical treatment.

Bruce is unable to battle! Normally he would require a 2-match stay at the Pokemon Center due to severe bodily trauma. Instead... TO THE MOTHERFUCKING PIT!

By now, The Aggron has noticed what is going on over along the wall, and moves in to investigate. His haggard eyes focus on the twitching body of Cobain, who is once more attempting to lend a helping hand to Novaselic. Before he can do so, though, the Aggron looses a volley of orbs of hidden power, each one slamming into Cobain and putting the Machamp out of his misery

Cobain is unable to battle! While I would love to send him to the Pokemon Center for 3 matches to deal with his severed spine and massive injuries, instead I send him... TO THE PIT!

With both of his comrades out of commission now, Novaselic realizes he's in a bit of a bind. This doesn't stop him from loosing a second solar beam at Luna, striking her for another large chunk of damage. While Luna doesn't respond, her Partner does, and does in a powerful fashion. Carl whips his body about, whipping up a twister that rips into Novaselic, picking the goat up and hurling him - right into the aggron, who cries out in anger. Who's throwing things at this beast?

MMS, your 6th and final Pokemon, please!

Summaries

Novaselic took a hit but is still a ways in the first third of health. Good for two.

Carl avoided damage and is fresh.

Luna was shanked and is almost into critical health. refreshed after her breather, though.
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Old 01-04-2015, 12:36 AM   #32
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Grohl, you're up bro (Level 3 male Zoroark)

Novaselic, give the Aggron a Brick Break to put it down, then two Solar Beams for Luna. 3.

Grohl, start off with a Flamethrower for Carl, then follow up with a Night Daze for Luna after Novaselic is done. If Luna is down, give Carl a Focus Blast straight away.
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Old 01-04-2015, 12:51 AM   #33
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No death even in realistic makes me sad :'o

Luna, fire a Blizzard at Novaselic whilst it's distracted with the Aggron, approach as you do so. Then Self-Destruct.

Carl, trap Grohl in a Rock Tomb. If Novaselic still lives after Luna falls, finish him with a Twister, otherwise slam your tail down on Grohl for a DC earthquake once he breaks out with Focus Blast.
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Old 01-05-2015, 09:05 AM   #34
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And so the final contestant makes his way into the field, even as lions rip apart the decimated bodies of Cobain and Bruce. There's your death. Are you happy now? the bodies of Bruce and Cobain are carted away. A Zoroark named Grohl, who stands by Novaselic against the might of two hefty rock beasts. Not to mention an angry Aggron, a chained Arcanine and a ridiculous Haxorus. EVEN WITH ONLY TWO POKEMON ON A SIDE, THE CRACK MUST CONTINUE!

Anyway, The Aggron decides to move surprisingly quickly, taking his wrath upon Carl. Obviously, the biggest baddie must have thrown something at him. Even if this big baddie has no arms. The logic of an Aggron, everybody. Of course, Novaselic stupidly decides to save his foe, slamming into the beast with enough force to break a brick and dropping the beast, KO'd. Brilliant there. The thing was helping you. This isn't to say Carl avoids damage, however, as Grohl springs into action, using the Aggron's body as a platform to leap into the air and rain the fires of hell down upon the Steelix - literally. He looses a flamethrower, flambeing the rock snake.

As the Steelix recovers, Luna has been making a play. She 'breathes' out an intense blast of cold air, complete with snow and sleet! It's a full-fleged blizzard! The attack chills Novaslic to the bone, doing some huge, huge damage, but the Gogoat is prepared. Even as Carl whips up a rock tomb to occupy Grohl, trapping the wolf inside, the Gogoat gathers energy from the sun before spearing Luna with a solarbeam. The massive beam of energy connects, and Luna drops, the barest hint of a glow dispersing as her energies fade.

Luna is unable to battle! TO THE PIT WITH YOU

Now, Grohl is trapped and Luna is out. This makes it a 1v1. As such, Carl finds it only fitting to whip up another twister, sending the swirling cyclone at Novaselic who, to be quite honest, is looking fairly exhausted after so much exertion over the past three rounds. The Gogoat can't even make an effort to avoid the attack. The cold from the blizzard likely isn't helping. The twister picks him up and hurls him to the ground, dealing a nasty amount of damage, but Novaslic picks himself up, not quite finished yet. - Until the Arcanine comes barreling out of freaking nowhere and strikes Novaselic with a flame wheel. It seems that, while nobody was paying any attention, the Haxorus decided to break through the Arcanine's restraining chain with a dragon claw or something. This must be the case, as a nasty scratch can be seen along the Arcanine's neck. Anyway, the attack sends Novaselic sprawling once more, but somehow the goat picks itself up, still willing to fight. The Arcanine glances around, however, suddenly realizing that he's between a Gogoat and a Steelix, with some sort of Mystery Pokemon in a tomb, forming a triangle around him. He glances at the Steelix, possibly contemplating taking on the biggest threat as the Haxorus roars in the background. Who knows what these two wilds will do in what could be the final round of the crackfest!

Summaries

Novaselic is into critical health. He's tired and needs a break.

Grohl is chilling in a tomb. Used some energy. Not a ton. Fire is half gone.

Carl is just above his final third of health. Flying energy is gone. Rock is fine for a bit more. Okay for two, but he'll likely want a break assuming he survives.

Arcanine is into critical health

Haxorus is still at full health, but that's not saying much.
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Flash Cannon for Novaselic, a QC sub to follow.
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Novaselic, Surf over the Flash Cannon onto Carl.

Grohl, Dig out of the tomb, give Carl a Night Daze followed by an FC Focus Blast. 3
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*Blows up Luna's useless husk*

With Novaselic clearly tiring, Carl looks to take advantage. Before the Steelix can do anything, though, the Arcanine surprises everyone, turning 180 degrees and leaping at the Gogoat, chomping down with a fire fang. In fact, he does this strange maneuver where he is momentarily airborne, rolls onto his back and slams the gogoat into the ground, face-first. That must be the Pokemon Equivalent of an RKO!

Novaselic is unable to battle!

Now, Carl had already started charging his attack, and since he doesn't want it to go to waste, he decides that he may as well waste this threat to himself. He lances the flash cannon at the Arcanine and, even while it's resisted, it somehow packs enough of a punch to drop the dog.

Carl then takes a moment to glance around. He doesn't see any movement from the rock tomb, but that could be an illusion. He is fighting a Zoroark, after all. Before he finishes his thought process, though, the aforementioned Zoroark rips through the ground underfoot and slams into the Steelix, doing not even close to a lot of damage, although at least it does something. Working quickly, Grohl follows up by slamming the ground, allowing a shockwave of red energy to radiate forth, striking... the steelix? No, it's a clone! Or more precisely, a substitute! The real Carl is hanging out a bit behind it, although now he's visibly tired! Grohl charges forward, readying his final assault. He leaps skyward and, in true mortal kombat fashion, looses a devastating ball of fighting energy, the focus blast connecting with the hulking behemoth that is Carl despite the Steelix's best efforts to avoid the attack. A huge plume of smoke and dust erupts and, when it clears...

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Carl lies motionless on the ground, Grohl posing gloriously atop his fallen foe!

Carl is unable to battle! ROFLMAO is out of usable Pokemon! MMS and Grohl are the winners!

MMS receives 6 KOs and 12 TP as a prize for the victory
ROFLMAO receives 6 TP as a consolation for the loss
Kingothestone receives 15 SP for 48 hour reffings (12 +6x.5 for doubles bonus)


Fantastic, fantastic match, guys. I must say this was probably one of my favorite things to ref. I know neither of you particularly cared about winning so much as you cared about DEATH, but it is, after all, very hard to kill a Pokemon. Not for lack of trying, of course. Severing a Machamp's spine. Terrible people, the both of you.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to reffing you guys as you team up in your next exhibition. Perhaps we'll see some of these folks make a return as magical rental powers mean that they can spend their "pokemon center" stays in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber" and be healed after approximately 2 minutes.

I'll be in touch. Kots out.
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Cheers to both of you for this amazing match!

Would like to think things would have gone my way had I killed Machamp a round earlier, but sadly that wasn't to be :P

I was actually going to leave ASB and go inactive in a few weeks to focus on studying and stuff, but this has convinced me to stick around. Thanks guys!

MMS, congrats on the win, sorry for murderising your 'mon. We should probably get scheming for our tag match.
Kots, thanks for reffing this at a high standard so quickly as always :>
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This was easily the most fun I've had in a match in who knows how long. Thanks so much to the both of you, and Great match Rofl! I'll send you a PM in a bit about our next exhibition :]

Now, I'm off to make my TL3 post wheeeee
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