08-03-2011, 08:56 PM | #1 |
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Least Favorite Pokemon?
Which pokemon do you just hate?
Or, which are your least favorite? Personally, I hate Magmortar, Electivire, and Purugly. With a minor vendetta against Zubat/Golbat, the most annoying wild pokemon ever created (IMO). |
08-03-2011, 10:27 PM | #2 |
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SUPWISE! :3 But jests of "Goddamn Spinda -_-;" and "SUPWISE! :3" aside, my least favorite Pokémon are usually the ones that are either super-super ugly (and not in a wicked awesome cool way), so ones like Purugly or Gothitelle, or else the ones that just don't look like a Pokémon (even if, duh-hurr, they are one), so ones like Ledyba or Ludicolo. Yeah, I especially dislike Ludicolo's look: he looks like a Mexican Darkwing Duck that mated with a Russian matryoshka doll or a Fabergé egg. But a most hated Pokémon? During Gen 4, the award definitely went to Bidoof and later Bibarel. Though Bidoof really became awesome when ChunSoft broke through the fourth wall with him in their sequel to Pokémon Mystery Dungeon and had him basically be the slow-'n'-simple feller with a heart of gold character and lent him a lot of personality that was steeped in the fandom's impression of the retard beaver from D/P playthrus. Was hard not to love PMD Bidoof. Just like it was hard not to like Though I suppose Spinda shall forever be Talon87's archnememon.
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08-03-2011, 10:37 PM | #3 |
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The Jewish one(s).
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08-04-2011, 03:30 AM | #12 |
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I've done this before but there's a lot
Aipom/Ambipom Quilfish Swampert Plusle/Minun Spinda Huntail Gorebyss Relicanth Luvdisc Theres more but Ill stop at gen 3. |
08-04-2011, 05:50 AM | #13 |
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Scizor
Ambipom Lucario Seismitoad Carracosta Swanna Almomomomomola
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08-04-2011, 06:34 AM | #14 | |
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;; did I do something wrong? On-topic: Hate Scizor, Starmie, Gyarados and a few others that don't present themselves right now.
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08-04-2011, 07:20 AM | #16 |
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Always hated the Zubat, because of SUPASONIC. >: (
But, otherwise, it would have to be...... Prinplup. PRINPLUP SUCKS SOME SERIOUS BALLS. Also, Bronzong, for trolling through my Pearl team.
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08-04-2011, 08:48 AM | #17 |
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I can say there are aspects of pokemon that I dislike greatly. All pokemon with human things on their person.
Hitmonchan's outfit and gloves. Machoke's and Machamp's belt. Tangela's shoes. Things like that I really dislike.
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08-04-2011, 10:47 AM | #18 |
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08-04-2011, 11:06 AM | #19 |
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The trash bag is awesome.
Another Pokemon I have vendettas with is the Magnemite family, god I hated Watson's gym.
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08-04-2011, 03:14 PM | #20 |
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I really hated the idea of a trashbag monster at first, but I can't bitch too much about it since my bigger beef is with Pokémon that don't feel like real Pokémon and the trashbag Pokémon is, undeniably, a v.2.0 of Grimer and Muk. So if I was okay with toxic sludge randomly producing living organisms, how can I not be okay with living organisms also arising seemingly out of nothingness in a junkyard?
Machamp's belt is something which bothers me, but not in a "which Pokémon do you hate the most?" sense. More of a "what oddities about Pokémon canon bother you?" sense. It's one of those things that goes along the lines of "why are the hatchlings of Pokémon that never evolve already full-size?" (like Miltank) or "why is a full-grown mother with child hatching out of this egg?" (like Kangaskhan). I don't hate the creatures, but those oddities sure do nag at me. But when you really think about it, the biggest oddity of them all is the centerpiece to the entire franchise -- and that's that these creatures would take orders from humans even though half of them are said to have human or superhuman intelligence and nearly all of them are shown to have human or superhuman strength. It defies logic that an Alakazam would take orders from a ten-year old boy. One thing I've long felt is that ChunSoft was onto something with their PMD series -- if Pokémon were to get a fresh start, I think it'd be more logical if the monsters formed squads themselves and if we took out the humans. Whether it would still be about martial prowess, as in the franchise proper, or whether it would be about other goals, like the PMD groups' aims of being rescue squads, I think the story might be more believable if it played out like a Final Fantasy VII or Dragon Quest VIII where everyone joined the Hero's team in order to achieve a common goal or to help one another achieve their each individual's own goals. But I digress. This really has nothing to do with what Pokemon one hates the most. Does Machamp's belt make me hate him? Not particularly. I have more of an issue with the fact that he has a blue-skinned Austrian bodybuilder body with a peculiar fanged turtle head (Machoke) or fat-lipped amphibian head with peculiar cranial flanges (Machamp) glued on top of the trunk. Effin' weird. Would be like taking the body of a Torchic but replacing the head with Bill Gates'. AMBIPOM! -_-; Great call, Headmaster. Really hate that one. It looks horrendous. Looks like it has an inflamed cow udder for a "hand" on its tail. Like if you were to gently squeeze it that it would squirt out bloody milk. Repulsive. The rest of the creature isn't much to look at either. You hate Relicanth though? I think the dude looks pretty cool.
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08-04-2011, 04:55 PM | #21 |
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08-04-2011, 07:48 PM | #22 | |
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Very curious responses, to be sure.
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Right, I thought that one looked stupid too. Nospass himself was pushing it.. Yeah, I really can't get behind a trash bag turning into a pokemon >_> Oh, and Swanna, I forgot. UGH!!! Swans are supposed to be beautiful, graceful creatures. Swanna looks like a perpetually pissed off, stuck up, woman. I would love to X that pokemon out, and obliterate it from existance. I also do not find many other pokemon of the 5th generation attractive or appealing at all, in any way shape or form, particularly the dumb-looking genies. Only a very select few are worthy of praise in that lot, which is rather sad, considering they added 300+ in one go, and not even 100 of them are worthy of being called Pokemon. Last edited by unownmew; 08-05-2011 at 09:52 AM. |
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08-05-2011, 01:44 AM | #23 | |
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Gardobar, Magmortar, Stunfisk, a few others that look truly derpy. But the true depth of my hatred is reserved for FUCKING BLAZIKEN.
It looks like a mentally disabled five year old was given aritstic control, and then a team of professionals sat down with the initial designs and deliberately made it as much worse as it was humanly possible to do. Then they decided that wasn't enough, had the lead designers preganant wife take a picture of the products of her morning sickness and merged it with the pre-existing design to make Blazikens face. At this point they felt they had a rough idea of what it should look like, but it still wasn't quite mind-bendingly retarded enough to cause more than a temporary mental breakdown in those who saw it, so they handed it over to the lead digimon designer along with copious amounts of LSD and told him to have at it. The aforementioned story is obviously not true, because they still wouldn't have come up with something quite so cunt-garglingly spasticated as Blaziken, but it's a rough approximation of what I imagine must be going on behind the scenes. That thing makes me physically sick. Which is a shame because I actually quite like Combusken. I should possibly un-expletify this post. Apologies.
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08-05-2011, 05:47 AM | #24 |
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You appear to have missed one, my good chum. Top quality hate though.
I hate Gulpin/Swalot, Trashbag/CartmanTrapperKeepermon, Igglybuff, The genies, Regigigigi and Probopass.
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Way to hate on some great pokemon Muyo.
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