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Old 10-04-2020, 09:14 AM   #1
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Coronavirus makes you fat

There's no scientific journals on this phenomenon but I'm 101% sure it's real.

Why? Because,

1. The miasma prevents people from going outside, meaning they're more likely to drive...for fast food.
2. Stuck indoors = less mobility for exercise
3. Watching TV or reading phones = blue light exposure = irregular sleep patterns = stress = weight gain

I estimate that on average, the USA has gotten 6.6 million tons heavier since corona-chan rolled in.

That's a lot of jelly doughnuts.
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