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Old 01-17-2018, 03:09 PM   #309
Jerichi
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HEY GUYS

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

THAT'S RIGHT - TIME TO SEE 30ISH DESPERATE WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT A SINGLE MAN FOR THE CHANCE TO BECOME AN INSTAGRAM MODEL TO BE PROPOSED TO BY AND INEVITABLY BREAK UP WITH A SMEXY MAN



THIS IS OUR NEW GUY - HIS NAME IS UH ARIE OR SOMETHING

HE'S A RACE CAR DRIVER AND (OF COURSE) A BACHELORETTE LOSER

HE'S NOT THAT HOT AND SEEMS ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS TOOTH DECAY BUT WHATEVER, THESE PEOPLE AREN'T ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE PERSONALITIES

ALSO LOL HIS SEASON WAS 5 YEARS AGO THE PRODUCERS ARE REALLY DIGGING DEEP FOR THIS SHIT

OH MY GOD AS IF HE COULDN'T BE MORE BORING HE'S A REAL ESTATE AGENT NOW TOO UGH

OH GOD WELL THEY'RE TROTTING OUT THE LITERAL ONE SUCCESS STORY THEY'VE EVER HAD LIKE THEY'VE DONE FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS FUCK ME

HE'S BASICALLY LIKE THE PERFECT BACHELOR BECAUSE HE'S CUTE AND PURE AND HANDSOME AND ACTUALLY LIKE, MARRIED SOMEONE AND STAYED MARRIED

WHO IS READY FOR THE PARADE OF FUTURE SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER HOPEFULS
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