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Old 01-10-2016, 08:29 PM   #10
Jerichi
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WELL LACE IS PRETTY GODDAMNED CRAZY

BUT WE HAVE A SHITLOAD OF FLOWERS TO GIVE OUT

THE ROSE CEREMONY
SO BEFORE WE GET STARTED, LET'S GO OVER HOW THIS WORKS

IT'S PRETTY FUKKIN SIMPLE

BOY HAS A VARIABLE AMOUNT OF ROSES THAT CHANGES EVERY TIME THE CAMERA PANS AWAY

HE GIVES OUT SAID CHANGING NUMBER OF ROSES TO A LIMITED NUMBER OF GIRLS

WHEN THE ROSES FINALLY DISAPPEAR DUE TO TV MAGIC, ALL THE ROSELESS GIRLS GO HOME

COMMENCE SOBBING AND WHATEVER

THERE IS ALSO APPARENTLY SOME SIGNIFICANCE IN CALLOUT ORDER BUT I'M NOT SURE IF ANYONE'S EVER DONE ANY SORT OF STATISTICAL ANALYSIS ON THAT OR IT'S JUST A RUMOR

SO LET'S GO:

THE ROSED:
FORMER ANCHOR WOMAN
LAUREN B. (BORING GIRL HE TALKED TO)
LB (NO IDEA)
CAILA (YAY SHE'S CUTE)
AMBER (THE LAST SEASON RECRUIT NO ONE REMEMBERS I.E. RATINGS GIMMICK)
JAMI (CUTE VAGUELY ETHNIC BARTENDER)
JENNIFER (THE GIRL HE FORGOT)
JUBILEE (YAYYYYY THERE IS HOPE FOR THIS WORLD)
AMANDA (NO IDEA)
JOJO (SHE'S FROM TEXAS)
LEA (NO IDEA)
RACHEL (NO IDEA)
SAM(ANTHA) (ATTORNEY)
JACKIE (NO IDEA)
TWIN NUMBER ONE
TWIN NUMBER TWO
RUSSIAN GIRL (I DON'T THINK SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH SO UM)
LAUREN H. (SHE'S FROM MICHIGAN)
BECCA (VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIREE)
MANDI (CRAZY HIPSTER DENTIST)

AND THE FINAL ROSE IS???

Spoiler: show
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