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Old 10-17-2018, 10:40 AM   #932
Missingno. Master
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Originally Posted by OkikuMew View Post
Pokémon Birthday Presents:
  • x1 Birthday Candy Cake: What's a birthday without a cake? Gives 3 levels.
  • x1 Birthday Berry Milkshake: A nice refreshing shake so good, it can make a Pokémon feel a totally new experience, or remind them of young, blissful times. Teaches either an Egg Move or a Move Tutor move.
  • x1 TM
  • x1 Birthday Poffin: Amazingly crafted by dedicated bakers, all Pokémon love it! Raises all contest stats by 10.
  • x1 Birthday Gummi: That rare treat can't be found anywhere but here! Raises Bond by 2.
Fizzytopia at night... a more tranquil sight you'd be hard-pressed to find. A clear, moonlit sky, peppered with countless little stars... The occasional nocturnal Pokémon flying overhead, such as Noctowl, Golbat, and with this being October, the occasional Pumpkaboo as well. Tonight in particular was shaping up to be a peaceful night indeed...


Suddenly, a piercing alarm echoed all around, cutting through the tranquility like a knife through extremely peaceful butter. And the source quickly became apparent, as a pair of men dressed all in black burst out of the front doors of the Yupien City First National Bank, each of them complete with a sack of money slung over his shoulder. The only thing missing that would make them indistinguishable from your stereotypical bank robbers would be the green Pokédollar signs printed on the bags.

"Dammit, Marv!" the shorter of the two was furiously whispering as they ran. "When I told you to be careful, what made you think I wasn't serious?! Now we gotta get to the getaway car before the cops come- I told you we should've gotten a driver!"

"Hey, I wasn't about to split this haul three ways," objected the taller of the two bank robbers. "And you weren't either, Harry, and you know it."

"...Shut up, Marv," grumbled Harry. "Let's just haul ass before-"


At that moment, however, something happened to make the pair of bank robbers stop in their tracks. Their discreet black getaway car, well-hidden as it was, was found. Not by the police, no, but it may as well have been. The robbers saw the impressively-costumed purple blob who had landed on the roof of their car, denting said roof with a Body Slam in the process, and they recognized him.

"...before exactly that happens," Harry mumbled meekly.

"Oh, no, no," groaned Marv. "Y-you... You're..."

"I am the belch that echoes in the night," the blob responded impressively- and in perfectly understandable, heroic-sounding human language, to the bandits' bewilderment. "I am the indigestion of justice that makes you regret your dinner of evil. I am the enemy of evildoers and all-you-can-eat buffets alike! I am... Captain Stomach!" he declared, his Superhero Cape flapping in the breeze to complete the effect.

"Shit!" swore Harry. "OK, we gotta battle, there's no way out of it," he decided, preparing a Poké Ball and throwing it. "Salandit!" he exclaimed.

Marv threw a Poké Ball as well. "Go, Scrafty!" he added.

Captain Stomach eyed the pair of Pokémon that appeared before him as he hopped down off the roof of the car.. "I will give you one chance and one chance only to come quietly," he said to the bank robbers. "To voluntarily regurgitate your nefarious midnight snack before I beat it out of you!"

"He's giving us the first move! Salandit, use Sludge Bomb!" exclaimed Harry.

"Scrafty, use Poison Jab!" added Marv.

Captain Stomach gave a smirk. "Wrong choice," he said, his Marvelous Mustache of Might glowing a brilliant gold hue. He then slammed said mustache into the ground, summoning his power as the self-appointed Guardian of the defenseless to alter the very Terrain itself. Salandit's Sludge Bomb dissipated harmlessly as it neared the bold blob, and Scrafty's Poison Jab was unable to actually land- Scrafty felt as though Captain Stomach was shielded by some mysterious, unseeable force.

"What is this?!" demanded Marv as his Scrafty slowly backed up, eyeing Captain Stomach with a mixture of shock and apprehension.

"That was just an appetizer," responded Captain Stomach. "Time to serve up a main course of justice!" With that, the Dynamic blob bounded forward, and with his stubby right hand, landed an explosive Punch on the Scrafty, the blast sending it tumbling backwards.

"Gah! Salandit, Will-O-Wisp!" ordered Harry.

Captain Stomach merely smirked at this, and his body began to change shape. Blobby shapelessness was replaced by what appeared to be muscular definition. Even his marvelous mustache of might seemed to beef up as he flexed it like a pair of arms, as Captain Stomach proceeded to Bulk himself Up. The Will-O-Wisp, meanwhile, never hit. A mysterious power stopped it from getting close enough to the bold blob to have any kind of an effect, just like the Sludge Bomb.

"We can't just stop with this!" said Marv. "Scrafty, Zen Headbutt!"

"Salandit, Flame Charge!" called Harry.

Captain Stomach, in response, got his fists to crackle with electricity. "Dessert," he grunted, taking a swing at Scrafty and deflecting the Zen Headbutt with superior strength and might. "Is..." he continued, doing the same to the oncoming Salandit. "...SERVED!" he finished, bounding forward and landing a final Thunder Punch on them both, sending the lizard losers flying right into their Trainers' guts. With the wind knocked out of the bandits, and their Pokémon just plain knocked out, Captain Stomach sprang into action, coughing up a rope he'd been keeping on hand, tying up the burglars to a nearby telephone pole, and making sure their Pokémon were withdrawn. Then, after signing his work with a big CS written in Sludge, the benevolent belly took off, Flying through the air just as he saw the police cars start to pull up and the Guardian Terrain start to wear off.


So, on a completely unrelated note, my level 34 Swalot is in need of some gifts. Let's get that going, shall we?

*Crabbe grew to level 35!*

*Crabbe grew to level 36!*

*Crabbe grew to level 37!*

*Crabbe learned the MT move Thunder Punch!*

*Crabbe learned the TM move Bulk Up!*

*Crabbe devoured the Birthday Poffin in a single gulp!*

*Crabbe's Contest stats each rose from 50 to 60!*

*Crabbe devoured the Birthday Gummi in a single gulp!*

*Crabbe's Bond rose from 40 to 42!*
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