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Old 03-13-2017, 07:36 PM   #301
Jerichi
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ALRIGHT TIME FOR THE BIG TEARDOWN

NICK HAS NEVER DONE A TELL-ALL SINCE HE WAS THE TOP TWO IN HIS PREVIOUS SEASONS

HERE COMES A RANDO NO ONE REMEMBERS TALKING

I'LL TAKE IT AS "INTERVIEW OF GIRL NO ONE KNOWS"

DOLPHIN GIRL WAS LIKE "I WAS TOTALLY FINE BEING FRIENDZONED"

(ALSO I'M MARKING "I DONT NEED NO MAN FOR KRISTINA" BECAUSE GOD DAMMIT SHE DON'T)

NICK GETS PRETTY DEFENSIVE AND HIS MIDWESTERN ACCENT STARTS TO CREEP OUT THERE'S A BOX

AND SARAH (WHO?) CONFRONTS HIM AND ACCUSES HIM OF LEADING HER ON

THAT'S TWO BOXES

ALSO BONUS UGLYCRY

RACIAL TENSION IS TOTALLY COMING WITH THE BACHELORETTE ANNOUNCEMENT C'MON SOMEONE LAST BOX IS RELATIONSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT

OH GOOD WE'RE NOT DONE PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITY
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