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Old 01-30-2016, 08:45 AM   #56
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TV ANCHOR GIRL IMMEDIATELY REGRETS HER RIDICULOUS DISPLAY

LIKE WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN

THE COCKTAIL PARTY STARTS AND BEN CALLS CAILA A "SEX PANTHER"

MAKE OUT COUNTER: 4

POUND TOWN TICKETS: NOT EVEN SURE AT THIS POINT

MAN BEN IS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH LIKE SIX OF THESE WOMEN

EVERYONE IS GOSSIPING ABOUT TV ANCHOR GIRL AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING

UGH THERE'S THIS REALLY GROSS PART WITH THE MIDWESTERN GIRL AND THE PUPPET AND THEY MAKE A LOT OF WEIRD PENIS JOKES

MAKE OUT COUNT: 5 (UGH REALLY?)

SHE LIKE PRACTICALLY CLAWS AT HIS FACE WHILE THEY KISS

TV ANCHOR GIRL TRIES TO FIX HER WEIRD LITTLE BURLESQUE SHOW

AND THANKFULLY ONE OF THE TWINS STEALS HIM AWAY

TV ANCHOR GIRL CONTINUES TO DOUBT HERSELF DESPITE THE FACT THAT HER CONVERSATION WIL HIM ACTUALLY WENT WELL

IDK WHATEVER THIS GIRL NEEDS TO FIGURE HER SHIT OUT
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