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Old 01-30-2016, 09:20 AM   #53
Jerichi
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UGH THE TWINS ARE SUPER FUCKIN CREEPY AND FOR SOME REASON THE PRODUCERS REALLY LIKE TO POINT THAT OUT

THEY FUCKIN DO THE SAME THINGS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME

AND THEY ALSO LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE WE CALL VEGAS SO THAT'S PRETTY TELLING

CAILA AND BEN LEAVE ON THEIR DATE AND TV ANCHOR GIRL CONTINUES TO BE SUPER FUCKIN CREEPY

THEY GO TO THE ROOF AND LIKE

WOW ANOTHER FUCKIN HELICOPTER C'MON

LOLOLOLOL THEIR CHAMPAGNE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND THE GLASS BREAKS

BUT THEY'RE LIKE MAKING OUT BEHIND THE TABLE???

THE GIRLS ALL SEE THIS AND HAVE A VERY APPROPRIATE REACTION

(MAKE OUT COUNTER: 1)

AND NOW TV ANCHOR GIRL FINALLY REALIZES THAT THIS IS PRETTY SHITTY AND THAT YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY AN AUTOMATIC WINNER

THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING WE JUST DID LAST EPISODE C'MON PRODUCERS STEP YOUR FUCKIN GAME UP

BUT WHO CARES ANOTHER DATE CARD!!!!!

Spoiler: show
AMANDA
JUBILEE
CAILA
LAUREN B
AMBER
TWIN
TWIN
LEA
LAUREN H
JENNIFER
RACHEL
TV ANCHOR GIRL

SOMEHOW I KNOW FEWER OF THESE GIRLS DESPITE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE FEWER OF THEM


LAST GIRL STANDING IS VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE SO YEAH, WEIRD ASS VEGAS WEDDING DATE

YUP WOW THEY DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING AFTER THE HELICOPTER RIDE DOES THIS MEAN THAT JOJO IS GOING HOME NEXT WEEK

MAKE OUT COUNTER: 2

NEEDLESS TO SAY THEIR CONVERSATION IS PRETTY EXCEPTIONALLY BORING

UGH SHE'S KINDA BORING WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SAFE THIS WEEK

THE DATE ENDS WITH WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST UNINSPIRED FIREWORKS SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN

MAKE OUT COUNT: 3

TV ANCHOR GIRL CLAIMS TO HAVE SANITY
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