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Old 01-24-2016, 04:36 PM   #42
Jerichi
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ALRIGHT TIME FOR JUBILEE

SHE IS REALLY DOUBTING HERSELF AND IT'S KINDA SAD

SHE IS ALREADY RUINING THIS FOR HERSELF

AS ONE OF THE GIRLS SAID SHE IS BEING "AWKOTACO"

WHATEVER THAT MEANS

OH GOD AND THEY'RE TAKING A HELICOPTER RIDE AND SHE IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

SHE ASKS THE OTHER GIRLS IF THEY WANT TO GO ON HER DATE

AND MAN THE GIRLS ARE PISSED

WELL OKAY CAILA

THIS IS BASICALLY THE SAME DATE AS BEFORE BUT IN A DIFFERENT VEHICLE

BUT THIS TIME THEY GO TO A REAL SPA INSTEAD OF A WEIRD LITTLE HOT TUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT

THEY GO EAT THIS REALLY NICE FOOD AND JUBILEE SPITS IT OUT

THEY START TALKING ABOUT HOT DOGS AND IT'S NOT AWKWARD AT ALL

(i'd like to chew on your hot dog *waggle)

THERE'S THIS WEIRD LITTLE MOMENT OF RACIAL TENSION AND WELL

IT GOES JUST ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD

OBJECTIVELY THIS SHIT IS TANKING BUT SOMEHOW THEY ARE STILL INTO IT

JUBILEE "INTRIGUES" HIM

THEY HAVE THEIR DATE AND JUBILEE OPENS UP

AND SHE IS ACTUALLY AN INTERESTING PERSON

REFRESHING

(awww she actually has kind of a sad story where all her family in haiti died and she got adopted that's pretty legitimately tragic)
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