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Old 01-24-2016, 04:02 PM   #39
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THE GROUP DATE BEGINS

AND THEY THINK THEY'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL

I GUESS THEY'RE NOT TOTALLY WRONG???

ONE GIRL ADMITS TO HAVING "ZERO BALL HANDLING SKILLS"

NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS

PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE GETS BALLS IN THE FACE

BACK AT THE HOUSE FUCKING EVERYONE STARTS TO CRY ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY HAVEN'T HAD 1 ON 1'S YET



C'MON THIS IS WEEK GODDAMMNED TWO THERE HAVE BEEN A GRAND TOTAL OF THREE DATES SO FAR THAT DON'T INVOLVE GROSS SEX JOKES COOL YA JETS

JUBILEE STARTS CRYING ABOUT HOW SHE'S SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED AND DARK AND I'M STARTING TO LOSE RESPECT

BACK AT THE STADIUM, CHRIS HARRISON WANDERS OUT AND MAKES FUN OF EVERYONE LOOKING SUPER WEIRD IN A JERSEY

AND OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S CHRIS HARRISON, THAT MEANS GIMMICKS!!!!

THIS TIME, IT'S A GAME OF SOCCER WHERE THE LOSING TEAM GOES BACK TO THE MANSION!!!
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