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Old 01-16-2016, 11:25 AM   #31
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TIME FOR THE COCKTAIL PARTY!!!

BEN BRINGS BACK UP THE SMELLING THING AND EVERYONE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

IMMEDIATELY, TV ANCHOR SOLIDIFIES HER SPOT AS CRAZY #2 BY STEALING HIM AWAY AND TAKING HIM WAYYYY OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE DESPITE ALREADY HAVING A ROSE

AND SINCE HE IS A TOTAL PUSHOVER, THEY START TO MAKE OUT AGAIN

KISS COUNT: 6, 7, 8, 9

AND LACE IS OFFENDED (OF COURSE) SO SHE AND OLIVIA GO OFF AND TALK

AND LACE IS ALREADY PRETTY DRUNK

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE

THEY HAVE A REALLY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE CONVERSATION WHERE TV ANCHOR TRIES TO DEFEND HER ACTIONS BY PITYING LACE FOR BEING INSANE

LACE CONTINUES TO TALK ABOUT HOW CRAZY SHE IS AND KEEPS DRAGGING BEN INTO ALL OF IT, FORCING HIM TO TALK IN CIRCLES

AND LACE BASICALLY SHOUTS EVERY SINGLE INSECURITY SHE HAS EVER HAD OFF THE BALCONY, COMPLETELY IN EARSHOT OF EVERY OTHER WOMAN RIGHT BEFORE SHE'S INTERRUPTED AGAIN BY A BLONDE GIRL

AND SHE GOES INTO HER ROOM AND BEGINS TO SOB

MEANWHILE, ALL THE GIRLS THAT NO ONE REMEMBERS COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO BEN

BEN PULLS ASIDE ONE OF THE GIRLS AND GIVES HIM A CREEPY STALKER CAM PICTURE OF THEM TALKING ON THE FIRST NIGHT

(SPOILER: IT IS ACTUALLY A TICKET FOR THE TRAIN TO POUND TOWN)

POUND TOWN TRAIN TICKET COUNT: 2

HE ALSO GIVES ANOTHER BLONDE GIRL A "FIRST PLACE RIBBON FOR BIGGEST EXPLOSION AT THE SCIENCE FAIR"

EWWWW

POUND TOWN TRAIN TICKET COUNT: 3

AWWW HE ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING LESS CREEPY AND MAKES HAIR BERETS FOR THE MOM'S LITTLE GIRLS THIS IS STRANGELY PRECIOUS

AND NOW, MOST INEFFECTUAL HOST, CHRIS HARRISON, FORCES BEN TO LEAVE

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!
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