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Old 01-16-2016, 10:49 AM   #28
Jerichi
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ALRIGHT ITS TIME FOR THE FIRST ONE ON ONE WITH CAILA

SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON YAY!!!

CHRIS HARRISON IS PLANNING THIS DATE, WHICH MEANS THE PRODUCERS ARE PLANNING THE DATE, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO PASS OFF THEM BEING STINGY AS A FUN THEME

AND THE THEME IS "CHEAP"

WHICH MEANS ITS ICE CUBE AND KEVIN HART

I DON'T ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND THIS CROSS PROMOTION OR WHAT DEMOGRAPHIC THEY'RE TRYING TO HIT BUT

GOTTA LOVE THE ADDITION OF RACIAL TENSION TO THE ROMANTIC TENSION

IT'S LIKE A STRANGE MANZAI ACT BUT WITH AFRICAN AMERICANS AND LIQUOR STORES AND HOT TUBS

AND KEVIN HART IS NAKED IN THE HOT TUB

BACK AT THE HOUSE, WEIRD LITTLE MOMENT WITH THE MOM FACETIMING HER KIDS GOING DOWN THE SLIDE

AND ONE MORE DATE CARD!

Spoiler: show
UGH ANOTHER GROUP DATE

TWIN
RUSSIAN GIRL
SAM(ANTHA)
TV ANCHOR
TWIN
MOM

ARE WE A PERFECT MATCH?

~BEN


NOW FOR THE NIGHT TIME PART OF THE DATE? WHAT WILL IT BE? A WEIRD BAND? A STRANGE EVENT? SOME SORT OF "ROMANTIC" WORLD RECORD?

SADLY WE HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THEM TALKING ABOUT THEIR BORING LIVES

ONCE SHE EXPLAINS HOW SHE MET HER LAST BOYFRIEND ON A PLANE HE GIVES HER THE ROSE AND THEY WALK TO A THEATER AND...

Spoiler: show
WOW IT'S ACTUALLY SOMEONE KINDA FAMOUS WEIRD

AMOS LEE IS ACTUALLY A REAL RECORDING ARTIST AND I OWN SOME OF HIS ALBUMS

SHE, HOWEVER, STILL PRETTY OBVIOUSLY PRETENDS TO KNOW HIM

THEY LIE FOR THE CAMERA ABOUT HOW THIS IS THEIR FAVORITE SONG

NEXT UP: GROUP DATE DISASTERS!
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