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Old 01-16-2016, 10:09 AM   #25
Jerichi
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THE FIRST GODDAMNED GROUP DATE
BOY OH BOY, THE FIRST OF SADLY MANY GROUP "DATE"S

LET ME TELL YOU FRIENDS THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST PART OF THE WHOLE SHOW (OTHER THAN CHRIS HARRISON OBVIOUSLY)

I HOPE YOU LEARN TO HATE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO

THEY PULL UP TO A FUCKIN HIGH SCHOOL

OH GOD NO THEY'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL

AND BEN PRETTY MUCH CONFIRMS THAT HE PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL

OH MY GOD CHRIS HARRISON IS WEARING A TEACHER COSTUME

THIS SHIT DESERVES A SCREENSHOT

Spoiler: show


IS IT BAD THAT I AM A LITTLE TURNED ON RIGHT NOW


SO THIS IS (NOT SURPRISINGLY) A WEIRD LITTLE GAME THEY HAVE COOKED UP WHERE THE GIRLS PAIR OFF AND GO RUN AROUND THE SCHOOL DOING STRANGE SCHOOL-RELATED ACTIVITIES

THE LAST PLACE TEAM GETS "ELIMINATED" (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) AND THE WINNER BECOMES BEN'S "HOMECOMING QUEEN" (DITTO)

LACE AND JUBILEE ALREADY PAIRED UP SO THIS WILL PROBABLY BE GOOD

FIRST EVENT: SCIENCE CLASS

THEY HAVE TO "MAKE BEN'S VOLCANO EXPLODE"

AND LACE AND JUBILEE ALREADY FAIL BOO

NEXT EVENT: LUNCH "CLASS"

THEY HAVE TO BOB FOR APPLES AND THEN RELAY IT TO THEIR LUNCH TRAY

THIS LOOKS FETISHISTIC AND THEY KEEP MAKING WEIRD ORAL SEX JOKES

NEXT EVENT: GEOGRAPHY

LITERALLY ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FIND THE STATE OF INDIANA AND PUT IT ON A MAP

GUESS HOW WELL THAT GOES

HINT: POORLY

Spoiler: show


"IS THAT OREGON" ~ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THIS SHOW


ONE OF THE TEAMS LITERALLY PUTS INDIANA IN THE WRONG DIRECTION (LOL ITS BECCA'S TEAM)

LAST EVENT: GYM CLASS

FREE THROWS

CRAZY DENTIST GIRL AND THAT OTHER ONE FROM LAST SEASON WIN

AND WHAT A TWEEST THERE'S ONE MORE EVENT

LAST LAST EVENT: TRACK CLASS???

ITS HURDLES FOR HIS HEART

CRAZY DENTIST LEAVES WHATEVER HER NAME IS IN THE DUST

GRATUITOUS SOBBING AND A WEIRD LITTLE RIDE IN A MUSTANG WITH THAT WEIRD LADY DRESSED AS A HOMECOMING QUEEN

AND THE CRAZY LACE IS COMIN OUT AGAIN
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