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Old 01-16-2016, 08:52 AM   #24
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BEFORE WE ACTUALLY GET STARTED ITS WORTH NOTING THAT THIS IS A LONG-ASS EPISODE (I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF THEM BEING TWO HOURS) SO THE FORMAT WILL PROBABLY BE A BIT REMIX'D

PREVIEWS

SOOOOO MANY SHOTS OF HIM KISSING LIKE 15 WOMEN

ALSO ICE CUBE AND KEVIN HART???

AND TV REPORTER GIRL IS TAKIN HIM OVER

AND FUCKIN LACE IS ALREADY AT IT

AND THIS ALL HAPPENS TONIGHT TODAY ON THE BACHELOR

WHOO!

GRATUITOUS SHOTS OF BEN GETTING DRESSED (HE IS ODDLY NOT SUPER RIPPED)

THE FIRST DATE CARD ARRIVES AND ITS *DRUMROLL*

Spoiler: show
A GROUP DATE (ugh)

JACKIE (who)
ELBIE (was she even on the first ep)
LAUREN H (no idea)
BECCA (VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE)
AMBER (THAT OTHER GIRL FROM LAST SEASON)
MANDI (GROSS HIPSTER)
JOJO (idk)
JUBILEE (WHOO YOU GO)
JENNIFER (who are you)

and...

Spoiler: show
LACE!!!


THEY ARE ALREADY FOCUSING ON LACE, WHO IS TRYING HER BEST TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT SHE IS NOT ACTUALLY CRAZY

AND IMMEDIATELY PROCEEDS TO ACT CRAZY
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