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Old 01-10-2016, 07:01 PM   #7
Jerichi
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NOW THIS IS THE PART OF OUR SHOW WHERE EVERYONE GAWKS OVER THE GUY AND TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY'VE BEEN STALKING HIM

THIS IS ALSO THE PART WHERE WE ESTABLISH THE STEREOTYPICAL CRAZIES SO PREPARE YOUR ANI

(ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE POC COUNT IS A WHOPPING TWO)

AAAAAAND RIGHT OFF THE BAT CRAZY HIPSTER DENTIST CHICK STEALS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SPEECH

AND SHE GIVES HIM A DENTAL EXAM

NEWS ANCHOR GIRL (THE LAST ONE) QUIT HER JOB FOR THIS I GUESS SHE'S GONNA STAY FOR NOW

CAILA (THE OTHER SOFTWARE PERSON) STARTS TALKING SHOP BUT SHE'S PRETTY CUTE I LIKE HER

UGH TWINS SKIPPPPPPPPP

AND A WEIRD GAME OF CATCH WITH THE GIRL WITH THE UGLY SEQUIN DRESS

AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER UNREMARKABLE WOMEN

AAAAAAND HERE COME THE LAST SEASON REJECTS

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THESE WOMEN

OH, OH NO

ONE OF THEM IS THE VIRGIN GIRL FROM LAST SEASON

GOD PLEASE KICK HER OFF I DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN
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