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Old 01-10-2016, 07:53 PM   #6
Jerichi
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AAAAND WE'RE BACK

A LITTLE INTERVIEW BREAK

CAMERA HAS BEEN FOCUSING ON RED VELVET AND CALIA. GUESS WHO MAKES IT TO THE TOP 8

POOR RED VELVET SHE SEEMS SWEET BUT SHE IS PRETTY CLEARLY INTIMIDATED BY EVERYONE ELSE DESPITE BEING ADORABLE

SEVENTEEN? EIGHTEEN?
NAME: MAEGAN
AGE: 30
OCCUPATION: COWGIRL
HOMETOWN: WEATHERFORD, TX

THIS GIRL HAS A MINI-HORSE WTF

THE MAN'S WOMAN SNORE

AND SHE BRINGS THE HORSE INTO THE HOUSE

I'VE LOST COUNT
NAME: BREANNE
AGE: 30
OCCUPATION: NUTRITIONAL THERAPIST
HOMETOWN: SEATTLE, WA

SHE BROUGHT A PICNIC!

...BUT SHE IS ONE OF THOSE WEIRD GLUTEN-FREE PEOPLE

AND THEY ARE BREAKING THE BREAD UGH

NEXT
NAME: ISABEL "IZZY"
AGE: 24
OCCUPATION: GRAPHIC DESIGNER
HOMETOWN: BRANFORD, CT

SHE IS WEARING A ONESIE

"THAT'S REALLY FUCKIN' SPECIAL"

KEEP IT REAL, LACE

PRÓXIMO

NAME: RACHEL
AGE: 23
OCCUPATION: UNEMPLOYED
HOMETOWN: LITTLE ROCK, AR

SHE IS COMING IN ON ONE OF THOSE WEIRD HOVERBOARDS WITH WHEELS

SHE MADE A REALLY AWFUL PICKUP LINE JOKE TOO UGH

(FYI LACE IS ESTABLISHING HER AS A BITCH SO THIS WILL BE FUN)

NEXT

NAME: JESSICA
AGE: 23
OCCUPATION: ACCOUNTANT
HOMETOWN: BOCA RATON, FL

SHE SEEMS TOTALLY NORMAL

BORING, NEXT


NAME: CHICKEN GIRL
AGE: CHICKEN AGE
OCCUPATION: CHICKENS
HOMETOWN: CHICKEN CITY, CHICKENS

SHE DIDN'T MENTION HER CHICKENS I'M DISAPPOINTED

NAME: LAUREN "LB"
AGE: 23
OCCUPATION: FASHION BUYER
HOMETOWN: STILLWATER, OK

ANOTHER NORMAL GIRL

NAME: JACKIE
AGE: 23
OCCUPATION: GERONTOLOGIST (???)
HOMETOWN: SAN FRAN, CA

SHE STUDIES OLD PEOPLE SO

AND SHE BROUGHT HIM A SAVE THE DATE CARD WITH THEIR NAMES ON IT

WELL OKAY

NAME: OLIVIA
AGE: 23
OCCUPATION: NEWS ANCHOR
HOMETOWN: AUSTIN, TX

SHE'S REALLLYYYYY NERVOUS

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT DIMPLES?

SHE SEEMS BORING THO OKAY BYEEEEEE

CHRIS HARRISON MAKES A BAD JOKE ABOUT HORSES AND UNICORNS AND BACHELORS GO AWAY CHRIS HARRISON

AND THAT'S OUR CREW (EXCEPT FOR THOSE TWO LADIES WHO COME BACK FROM OLDER SEASONS BECAUSE LOL RATINGS GIMMICKS)

BRB I GOTTA PEE
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