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Old 01-10-2016, 06:08 PM   #4
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THE WOMEN INTERVIEWED
NOWS THE TIME IN OUR SHOW WHEN WE PICK A RANDOM SELECTION OF WOMEN AND WATCH THEM FAKE THE THINGS THEY DO IN THEIR DAILY LIVES TO GIVE US A CARICATURED IMPRESSION OF WHAT THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LIKE

LETS GUESS HOW MANY OF THEM LAST THROUGH THE END OF THIS EPISODE

(but first is the boring advice dispensation from old bachelors. haha just kidding. SKIP)

UGH SHUT UP CHRIS HARRISON OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS YOU ARE SO USELESS

VICTIM WOMAN NUMBER ONE
NAME: LAUREN B.
AGE: 25
OCCUPATION: FLIGHT ATTENDANT
HOMETOWN: MARINA DEL REY, CA

GENERIC BLONDE BEACH BABE

SHE'S SO SINGLE, IT'S SO SAD

#mrshiggens #VOMIT

TOO BLONDE TOO CUTESY SHE'S SAFE

WOMAN NUMBER TWO
NAME: CALIA
AGE: 24
OCCUPATION: SOFTWARE SALES REP (THEY'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER)
HOMETOWN: HUDSON, OH

BRUNETTE, PRETTY, BORING, MIDWESTERN, NO DISCERNIBLE INTEREST OR PERSONALITY TRAITS, FAILS THE BECHDEL TEST IMMEDIATELY

TOP 4 EASY

WOMAN NUMBER THREE
NAME: JUBILEE
AGE: 24
OCCUPATION: WAR VETERAN
HOMETOWN: FORT LAUDERDALE, FL

BAD BITCH ARMY CHICK WHO WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND LOOK FABULOUS DOING IT

WOW THEY ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE INTERESTING AND COMPELLING

BUT SHE'S BLACK

SORRY GIRL SEE YOU NEXT SEASON

WOMAN NUMBER FOUR
NAME: MANDI
AGE: 28
OCCUPATION: HIPSTER FLAMING BAGPIPE PLAYER DENTIST?
HOMETOWN: PORTLAND, OR

QUIRKY GIRL, BUT LIKE, SADISTIC AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE

BUT SHE'S TOTALLY QUIRKY YOU GUYS

I VOTE HER AS DRAMA LLAMA

(EWWWW SHE MADE A GROSS JOKE ABOUT AN ORAL EXAM)

WOMAEN NUMBER FIVE TO FIVE POINT FIVE
NAME(S): EMILY/HAILEY
AGE(S): 22
OCCUPATION: TWINS (NO IT ACTUALLY SAYS TWINS)
HOMETOWN: LAS VEGAS, NV

IT'S LIKE THE SHINING BUT BLONDER AND EVEN MORE CREEPY

THAT WAS NAUSEATING

WOMAN NUMBER SIX
NAME: AMANDA
AGE: 25
OCCUPATION: AESTHETICIAN
HOMETOWN: RANCHO SANTA MARGARITA, CA

HERE'S THE MOM

AND SHE HAS TWO DAUGHTERS

THAT'S ALL

NEXT

WOMAN NUMBER SEVEN
NAME: TIARA
AGE: 27
OCCUPATION: CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST (YES I AM NOT SHITTING YOU HERE EITHER)
HOMETOWN: REDMOND, WA

I REALLY DONT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT HER DO I

WOMAN NUMBER EIGHT
NAME: SAM
AGE: 26
OCCUPATION: ATTORNEY
HOMETOWN: NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FL

HEY LOOK A NORMAL PERSON

...NO WAIT SHE HAS A SAD PARENTAL DEATH STORY

WELL OKAY SHE SEEMS DECENTLY GROUNDED

WELL THAT WAS AN... INTERESTING PREVIEW

NEXT UP, FIRST IMPRESSIONS

OOOOOH BOY
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