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Old 01-10-2016, 06:33 PM   #3
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PREVIEWS
CARNIVAL DATES, BASEBALL DATES, SWAMP DATES, OH MY!

CLAWS COMING OUT! ALLEGATIONS OF MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS! NO FEWER THAN SEVEN WOMEN CRYING!

AND OH BOY ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK DIS GUN BE GUD

THE BACHELOR INTERVIEW
LET'S PLAY BACHELOR BINGO

CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S HERE? CHECK

GOOD OLD SMALL TOWN BOY? CHECK

MASCULINE SHOW OF ATHLETICISM IN AN UNREALISTICALLY BEAUTIFUL BACKDROP OF RURAL AMERICA? CHECK, CHECK, CHECK

AWKWARD NOSTALIGA TRIP WHERE HE'S SUDDENLY THE STAR OF THE TOWN? CHECKAROONY

OBLIQUE STATEMENT ABOUT HOW ONLY A WIFE CAN MAKE HIS LIFE BETTER? BINGO!!!!

IN SUMMARY: GENERIC SMALLTOWN HUNK WITH NO REAL PERSONALITY

YUP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

NEXT: AN ETERNAL FOUNT OF NEUROSES (I.E. THE POOR, EXPLOITED LADIES)
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