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Old 01-10-2016, 05:02 PM   #2
Jerichi
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FIRST THING'S FIRST LET'S MEET OUR HERO

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HIS NAME IS BEN AND LIKE ALL THE GENERIC HUNKY MEN ON THIS SHOW HE WAS DRAGGED OUT OF THE LOSERS CIRCLE FROM THE LAST SEASON OF THE BACHELORETTE WHEN CRAZY-MC CRAZYPANTS MISS CANADA USA KAITLYN DROPPED HIS SORRY ASS (I DIDN'T WATCH THAT SEASON BUT I HEARD IT WAS PRETTY MISERABLE AND SHE SUCKED ON THE LAST SEASON ANYWAY)

HE'S A #HOTTIEWITHABODY (as always) AND AN #ALLAMERICANBOY (as always) WITH ABOUT AS MUCH PERSONALITY AS A STALE CHESTNUT AND DOES SOMETHING WITH SOFTWARE THAT IS REALLY BORING AND IS PRETTY MUCH AS HEARTTHROBBY AND GENERIC AS POSSIBLE SO DESPERATE SAPS LIKE ME WILL SWOON OVER HIM WHENEVER HE CRACKS AN AWKWARD SMILE

UNLIKE (OR MAYBE JUST LIKE) MOST OTHER BACHELORS, THOUGH, ALL HIS PROMO PHOTOS LOOK LIKE HE'S HOLDING IN A REALLY BIG SHIT OR MAYBE JUST HIS REPRESSED EMOTIONS

BUT IM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PREVIEWS
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