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Forum: Video Games 04-30-2018, 01:41 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Getting up to some Wolf's Dragoons plot bullshit:...

Getting up to some Wolf's Dragoons plot bullshit: Battletech (41 hours)

As anyone who's watched me streaming already knows, if said streams didn't make you reevaluate ever liking any of my posts...
Forum: Video Games 02-16-2018, 08:59 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Playing: Warframe: The True Purpose of the Space...

Playing: Warframe: The True Purpose of the Space Ninja is to Flip Out and Kill People (how do I have 100+ hours already)

HaXQZzKAk1I

My long journey to find a loot shooter to fritter away my...
Forum: Video Games 01-24-2018, 10:14 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Playing: Mechwarrior Online (I have more hours...

Playing: Mechwarrior Online (I have more hours into this dumb game than Overwatch)

Piranha (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Piranha) just came out, might as well be a gay fish...
Forum: Video Games 01-23-2018, 08:41 PM
Replies: 774
Views: 56,418
Posted By Blastoise
Sorry about your AIDS Fuck this...

Sorry about your AIDS



Fuck this fantasy football shit, time for some REAL MAN PREDICTIONS:

-Zoe gets nerfed and winds up begging for spare change with Aatrox after Riot obliquely admits in...
Forum: Video Games 01-21-2018, 04:24 PM
Replies: 774
Views: 56,418
Posted By Blastoise
*watching Spring games* I don't know who at...

*watching Spring games*

I don't know who at Riot thought introducing a mini-Zhonya's (that builds into a bunch of major items) was a good idea, but seeing multiple Stasis actives going off 10...
Forum: Video Games 01-21-2018, 04:20 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Imagine I linked that parody Steam game about...

Imagine I linked that parody Steam game about opening loot boxes here
Forum: Video Games 01-12-2018, 10:01 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Grinding in post-apocalyptic New York: Tom...

Grinding in post-apocalyptic New York: Tom Clancy's The Division (32 hours)

This is a tentative review because I'm just starting to assemble my end-game gear, the journey to level cap had uneven...
Forum: Video Games 12-29-2017, 12:10 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Steam damage so far: -Tom Clancy's The...

Steam damage so far:

-Tom Clancy's The Borderlands Division
-Chroma Squad
-Battlezone 98 Redux (remember when PC game manuals were treated as an important part of the user experience?...
Forum: Video Games 11-05-2017, 02:57 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Beat: Destiny 2 (30ish hours?) In the sense...

Beat: Destiny 2 (30ish hours?)

In the sense that I leveled 2 characters to cap and have done everything but the raid. I saw someone on Reddit describe it as the best mediocre game they'd ever...
Forum: Video Games 10-27-2017, 04:51 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Both, sort of. It’s a lot more content, but it’s...

Both, sort of. It’s a lot more content, but it’s added on top of a game that is already pretty long to begin with. You can enable it at any time in your campaign once you buy it, so it’s not a bad...
Forum: Video Games 10-26-2017, 02:37 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
GET: Destiny 2: Serious Borderlands (4 hours) ...

GET: Destiny 2: Serious Borderlands (4 hours)

Because I’ve been in the mood for a new Shootnloot game.

-If this tutorial VA were any more wooden it would be trying to discover how to become a...
Forum: Video Games 10-20-2017, 12:50 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
PROTIP: Rush the main story missions until you...

PROTIP: Rush the main story missions until you hit Act 2 and get access to Domination. You can come back to the first two areas at any time, so you're not missing anything by skipping collecting elf...
Forum: Video Games 10-11-2017, 07:53 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
I'll let you know once I'm actually deeper into...

I'll let you know once I'm actually deeper into the game and have gotten to play around with the actual fortress/siege mechanics: the series has a really weird need to gate the main draw behind...
Forum: Video Games 10-11-2017, 12:57 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Get: Middle Earth: Shadow of War, What Is It Good...

Get: Middle Earth: Shadow of War, What Is It Good For, Absolutely Nothin' (6.5 hours)

First game: don't get access to the Nemesis system shit until halfway through

This game: 6 hours of...
Forum: Video Games 10-01-2017, 09:30 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Beat: Zelda: Breath of the Wild (at least 50...

Beat: Zelda: Breath of the Wild (at least 50 hours)

Which I beat accidentally while looting Hyrule Castle, because I thought I would get an "oh shit you're about to fight Gannon" warning prompt...
Forum: Video Games 08-30-2017, 12:55 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
We interrupt your regularly scheduled bitching to...

We interrupt your regularly scheduled bitching to bring you

Playing: XCOM 2: War of the Chosen (3-4 hours)

Look at me, I'm babby's first ISIS propagandist

http://i.imgur.com/CV1d89v.png
...
Forum: Video Games 08-28-2017, 10:09 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Boko weapons aren't too horrible this early,...

Boko weapons aren't too horrible this early, because the second-tierish drops are still equivalent to "real" weapons I find and I'm usually picking them up because I broke my previous weapon on the...
Forum: Video Games 08-28-2017, 01:01 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Playing: Breath of the Wild (15ish hours) ...

Playing: Breath of the Wild (15ish hours)

It's good that this game is fun and does a lot of neat things, because the weapon durability system is fucking dumb as shit.

As the two of you who...
Forum: Video Games 07-28-2017, 12:24 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 50,166
Posted By Blastoise
Playing: Terraria (11 hours) I've owned 2D...

Playing: Terraria (11 hours)

I've owned 2D Metroidvaniacraft: Extreme Autism edition for a while now, but never really messed with it until recently. Like Yorick I MUST DIG

EDIT: And build...
Forum: The Misc 07-20-2017, 02:29 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,400
Posted By Blastoise
Everybody hurry up and quote the appropriate...

Everybody hurry up and quote the appropriate lyrics of a Linkin Park song before someone beats you to it and therefore prevents you from demonstrating the hilariously bad taste in music you had in...
Forum: Video Games 06-14-2017, 09:46 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 2,956
Posted By Blastoise
COUNTERPOINT: X-COM IS EXTREMELY COOL AND GOOD...

COUNTERPOINT: X-COM IS EXTREMELY COOL AND GOOD AND UBISOFT TENDS TO BE LESS DOGSHIT WHEN THEY CAN'T EASILY COPY PASTE THE AC OPEN WORLD GAMEPLAY LOOP INTO A GAME SIGHT UNSEEN

EDIT: WE ALSO NOW...
Forum: Video Games 06-13-2017, 11:09 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 2,956
Posted By Blastoise
PLAYSTATION E3 IMPRESSIONS, TURBO EDITION ...

PLAYSTATION E3 IMPRESSIONS, TURBO EDITION

-HORIZON ZERO DAWN DLC = YES

-UNCHARTED STARRING THAT OTHER GIRL THAT NATHAN DRAKE FUCKED BUT DIDN'T PUT A RING ON = WHO FUCKING CARES

-DAYS GONE =...
Forum: Video Games 06-12-2017, 12:36 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 2,956
Posted By Blastoise
AND THAT'S IT SORRY FOR SHITTING UP THE...

AND THAT'S IT

SORRY FOR SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH MY NEED TO BE THE MOST SPECIAL OF SNOWFLAKES BUT WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY RIGHT

BIRDS HAVE BEEN A PART OF THE TEMPLAR CONSPIRACY ALL...
Forum: Video Games 06-12-2017, 12:34 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 2,956
Posted By Blastoise
THE PROBLEM WITH FORCED ARTIFICIAL VOICE CHAT AT...

THE PROBLEM WITH FORCED ARTIFICIAL VOICE CHAT AT E3 IS THAT IT'S MISSING EVERYONE CALLING YOU A FAGGOT FOR THAT AUTHENTIC XBOX EXPERIENCE
Forum: Video Games 06-12-2017, 12:31 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 2,956
Posted By Blastoise
SORRY BIOWARE'S MAKING NOT-DESTINY MY BAD

SORRY BIOWARE'S MAKING NOT-DESTINY

MY BAD
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