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Forum: UPN News 11-22-2019, 01:43 AM
Replies: 429
Views: 15,004
Posted By Blastoise
https://i.imgur.com/zvkiDU6.jpg How do these...

https://i.imgur.com/zvkiDU6.jpg

How do these assholes think they can command a country when they can't even command the respect of their barber?

I kind of like the story's focus on sports drama...
Forum: Video Games 09-15-2019, 01:52 PM
Replies: 568
Views: 74,150
Posted By Blastoise
I Have Brain Problems: Borderlands 3 (uh, too...

I Have Brain Problems: Borderlands 3 (uh, too many hours for three days)

Unlocked Thursday afternoon after I got home from work, so I've been on the sauce. Haven't hit cap yet, but beat the main...
Forum: Video Games 09-08-2019, 03:42 PM
Replies: 568
Views: 74,150
Posted By Blastoise
Not Playing Because It Doesn't Come Out On PC For...

Not Playing Because It Doesn't Come Out On PC For Three Months For Some Goddamn Reason: Monster Hunter World: Iceborne

Because even Capcom at its best is still Capcom.

Sad Robot Existentialism:...
Forum: Video Games 06-12-2019, 11:34 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
DON'T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU BECAUSE...

DON'T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE A

E3 RECAP TURBO EDITION

UBISOFT


SOMEBODY BROUGHT THEIR DOG ON STAGE AND THAT WAS THE MOST MEMORABLE THING THAT...
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 09:54 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
SPEAKING OF SHITTY PROVIDERS MY INTERNET WENT...

SPEAKING OF SHITTY PROVIDERS MY INTERNET WENT DOWN JUST BEFORE 5:30 AND I MISSED BETHESDA'S STREAM BECAUSE APPARENTLY SPECTRUM CAN FILL MY MAILBOX WITH HUNDREDS OF JUNK MAILERS FOR BUNDLED CABLE...
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:37 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
AND THAT'S IT PLEASE JOIN ME LATER THIS...

AND THAT'S IT

PLEASE JOIN ME LATER THIS EVENING WHILE WE SPEND TWO HOURS WATCHING TODD HOWARD TELL LIES
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:34 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
HALO INFINITE BECAUSE WE WILL NEVER STOP...

HALO INFINITE

BECAUSE WE WILL NEVER STOP MAKING THESE GAMES
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:31 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAVED BUT IT WAS ME DEAD...

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAVED BUT IT WAS ME DEAD MASTER CHIEF
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:30 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HALO TRAILER IS AN OBVIOUS...

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HALO TRAILER IS AN OBVIOUS OSHA VIOLATION
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:29 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
ALSO FOR OUR SUPERCOMPUTER ULTRA STREAMING CLOUD...

ALSO FOR OUR SUPERCOMPUTER ULTRA STREAMING CLOUD BOXES THAT WILL RETAIL FOR USD $399 WILL MICROSOFT BE PARTNERING WITH COMCAST AND TIME WARNER TO REMOVE THE BOTTLENECK OF MONOPOLY INTERNET PROVIDERS...
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:27 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
XBOX SCARLET LETTER CHRISTMAS 2020

XBOX SCARLET LETTER

CHRISTMAS 2020
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:26 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
HERE ARE SOME PERFORMANCE SPECS THAT WILL NEVER...

HERE ARE SOME PERFORMANCE SPECS THAT WILL NEVER SURVIVE MASS PRODUCTION COST CONCERNS

ALSO I KNOW THAT EXPECTATIONS CAN'T RISE FOREVER AS COMPANIES STRUGGLE WITH THE COST OF PRODUCING EVER MORE...
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:25 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
"FRAMERATES UP TO 120 FPS*" *WILL BE 24...

"FRAMERATES UP TO 120 FPS*"


*WILL BE 24 BECAUSE WE PUSH SCREENSHOT PORN OVER PERFORMANCE
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:24 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
XBOX IS ALL ABOUT CHOICE YOU CAN CHOOSE TO...

XBOX IS ALL ABOUT CHOICE

YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE AN XBOX CONSOLE OR AN XBOX PHONE APP OR AN XBOX SERVICE WITH WHICH TO GIVE US YOUR MONEY
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:23 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND THAT WE'RE STILL NOT...

WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND THAT WE'RE STILL NOT TRYING TO USE CONSOLES AS A MEDIA PC TROJAN HORSE EVEN THOUGH WE WILL NEVER ACTUALLY STOP
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:22 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
CLOUD SERVICES ARE THE MOTION CONTROLS OF THIS...

CLOUD SERVICES ARE THE MOTION CONTROLS OF THIS CONSOLE GEN
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:20 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
SO THEY HIRED MARTIN TO HELP WRITE A STORY THAT'S...

SO THEY HIRED MARTIN TO HELP WRITE A STORY THAT'S BASICALLY "DARK SOULS WITH A DIFFERENT NAME"

MAN HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO FINISH THE LAST GAME OF THRONES BOOK DOES HE
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:19 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
"HIDETAKA MIYAZAKI AND GEORGE R.R. MARTIN" FEELS...

"HIDETAKA MIYAZAKI AND GEORGE R.R. MARTIN" FEELS LIKE A FAR MORE CURSED COMBINATION OF WORDS THAN IT SHOULD BE
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:16 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
PLEASE SHOOT THE BORDERLANDS INTO MY VEINS ...

PLEASE SHOOT THE BORDERLANDS INTO MY VEINS

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE NEEDLE, IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLEAN
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:15 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
HEY GUYS WHAT IF YOU KNEW THE TRUTH BUT...

HEY GUYS

WHAT IF YOU KNEW THE TRUTH

BUT LIKE

IT TURNED OUT TO BE A LIE

AND A GIRL WITH PINK ANIME HAIR WAS INVOLVED
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:12 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
GET YOUR AK AND YOUR OPERATOR BEARD WE'RE...

GET YOUR AK AND YOUR OPERATOR BEARD

WE'RE GONNA DO SOME BLACKWATER SHIT
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:11 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
THE BEST PARTS OF MY JOB INVOLVE WASHING OFF THE...

THE BEST PARTS OF MY JOB INVOLVE WASHING OFF THE GAMER FILTH FROM STANDING WITHIN THE MIDDLE OF YOU DIRT PEOPLE TO SEEM APPROACHABLE INSTEAD OF ON THE STAGE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:10 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
PHANTASY STAR ONLINE THE ONLINE RPG...

PHANTASY STAR ONLINE

THE ONLINE RPG INTRODUCED TO THE WEST VIA XBOX INTRODUCED VIA DREAMCAST
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:08 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
SPOILER ALERT: THE DAD/HERO IS THE SAME GUY

SPOILER ALERT: THE DAD/HERO IS THE SAME GUY
Forum: Video Games 06-09-2019, 05:07 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,240
Posted By Blastoise
OH MY GOD FUNKO-POP BRANDED MOBILE GAME ...

OH MY GOD

FUNKO-POP BRANDED MOBILE GAME

THIS IS MORE AIDS THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED
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