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Doppleganger 10-04-2020 09:14 AM

Coronavirus makes you fat
There's no scientific journals on this phenomenon but I'm 101% sure it's real.

Why? Because,

1. The miasma prevents people from going outside, meaning they're more likely to drive...for fast food.
2. Stuck indoors = less mobility for exercise
3. Watching TV or reading phones = blue light exposure = irregular sleep patterns = stress = weight gain

I estimate that on average, the USA has gotten 6.6 million tons heavier since corona-chan rolled in.

That's a lot of jelly doughnuts.

Emi 10-04-2020 09:31 AM

Actually, I would argue its a contagion, not a miasma.

Doppleganger 10-04-2020 09:35 AM

By miasma, I'm referring to the cocktail of

-soot-filled air

It's worse than a mere contagion, it's the most poisonous air I've ever had to live through, and you combine that with 100F heat...

Loki 10-04-2020 11:54 AM

Yeah I gained 5 lbs. Wanna fight?

HO1977 10-15-2020 03:47 AM

I haven't gained any weight by the pandemic. I've even had more time and motivation to take care of myself by riding my bike and eating better. All of this is thanks to home office. It's not so bad after all :)

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