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Jerichi 12-31-2017 10:01 AM

Time Out 33: Back to Square None
 
Koi: Testing, testing. Check one, check two. Sibilance, sibilance.

Pupurin: I think it's working.

Quark: [off to the side, to Pupurin] So what are your plans for retirement?

Pupurin: Staying away from you two.

Quark: Oh that sou- HEY!

Koi: Pfft, retirement - you guys are soft.

Quark: I mean, I'm not really retiring, I'm just too expensive for Jeri's squad right now.

Pupurin: Whatever. You idiots have fun.

Koi and Quark, together: We will!

Fetra: We're off to Alola, byeeeeeeeee!

[Pupurin slaps on a straw sun hat and sunglasses, and Fetra twirls around, a Sailor Moon-themed sundress magically appearing. The pair float off into the sky, disappearing into the distance.]

Koi: Good riddance - they were always mean to us anyway.

Quark: I mean, I guess. But they were our friends, yeah?

Koi: Pfft, who needs friends? Especially in this rundown hellhole of a League.

Quark: Uh, Koi.

Koi: This place is such a wreck, no wonder they just blew it up and started everything over. It's so poorly managed - that Kush guy just screwed up everything and left it to rot.

Quark: Koi-

Koi: And I mean, yeah, it's put back together now, but it was such a pain. And all the ung-

Quark: KOI!

Koi: Oh, right, we're supposed to be opening a TO. Uh.

[The stage explodes violently into a cascade of fireworks, sending Koi and Quark flying into the distance, in the opposite direction that Fetra and Pupurin went. Jeri appears out of the smoke, holding a bright red button.]

Jeri: Happy New League, y'all.

Crys 12-31-2017 10:01 AM

Ok now that I have the first slot secured:

I'm going to kick all of your asses with ditto again. No negotiation.

Zelphon 12-31-2017 10:41 AM

Heres to a new year and a new PASBL!

Concept 12-31-2017 10:50 AM

Dear Australians; please send confirmation that the world doesn't end in 2017

Sincerely

The Past

Connor 12-31-2017 11:43 AM

guess who's back fuckers

Snorby 12-31-2017 11:49 AM

WOOOOOOO WE'RE BACK BOYS

biggggg5 12-31-2017 12:34 PM

Whoo another TO to ignore over discord!

Shuckle 12-31-2017 01:17 PM

Sometimes I wonder what slugma tastes like.

Sparkbeat 12-31-2017 01:36 PM

Is coming back the new in thing now?

Connor 12-31-2017 02:08 PM

it's nine o' clock on a Saturday
the regular crowd shuffles in
there's an old man sitting next to me
making love to his tonic and gin

Jerichi 12-31-2017 02:30 PM

Coming back is always in vogue.

dirkac 12-31-2017 02:35 PM

stylishly early for new year's

Celebii151 12-31-2017 02:43 PM

First page

AshsBabyLapras 12-31-2017 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Concept (Post 808545)
Dear Australians; please send confirmation that the world doesn't end in 2017

Sincerely

The Past

Straya reporting in, all good over here! \o

Lil'twick 12-31-2017 04:08 PM

>Throw Baby

Crys 12-31-2017 04:09 PM

We have that as an emote on the PASBL server, actually.

rotomotorz 12-31-2017 05:06 PM

Back on teh griiiiiiiiind

phoopes 12-31-2017 06:44 PM

Yay new TO!

Fairfax 12-31-2017 08:06 PM

Guys I'm at a New Year's party and there's SEVERAL kinds of dip

Brave Saix 12-31-2017 08:17 PM

Is it considered double dipping if you dip on chip in two dips?

Sneaze 01-01-2018 04:58 AM

It's sad that it's now 19 hours after this thread was opened and we're still on the first page.

Rangeet 01-01-2018 06:35 AM

Super-spam, to the rescue!

Concept 01-01-2018 12:32 PM

Apparently the man* says I have to have at least six pokemon and can't just start with only Snorlax and Gengar and call it a day.

*Jeri

Emi 01-01-2018 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneaze (Post 808760)
It's sad that it's now 19 hours after this thread was opened and we're still on the first page.

It's a sign of progress, you know.

It means this TO might actually have a chance of being more than just worthless vomit.

Zelphon 01-01-2018 12:57 PM

Not on my watch


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