So you know that thing I was working on

[Holy Emperor]

I decided randomly to finish working on the UPN RPG and it's pretty much almost done. Too bad nearly all of the members arn't here anymore.

Whoops. <.<

[Doppleganger]

Answer my question in the tech talk so I can work on a skin. Skins = good for attracting members. :1

Central issue with getting traffic into UPN is that the website doesn't have a staff member with the following attributes:

1. Speaks Japanese and/or lives in Japan.
2. Has a vested interested in Pokemon.

Without these, there's nothing to make us any more interesting than SPP and no reason to bring people into the forum. Unlike Arlong Park, we're not a source for anything.

[Lindz]

Good job Kuno! That things been around forever! I'm sure somebody around here would care to play it so never give up hope!

Central issue with getting traffic into UPN is that the website doesn't have a staff member
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[Holy Emperor]

I didn't post in that thread because I don't know how to make skins. And why are you derailing my thread? <.< I didn't make this game to attract people to the forums I did it cause it was fun and people would like it.

[Doppleganger]

@Kuno - oh, it will be fun. I'm just worried not many will play. 8)

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Not sure what that's about, but take it this way - if we mirrored SPP at the address upnetwork.net, would we get a lot of traffic with no updates? And there were no links on SPP to UPN?

[Raptor Jesus]

Now we can start on the UPN H-game.

Kuno will be a boy who drinks a magic potion and magically turns into a girl. Then has sex with people of various genders.

Wait... Someone already made that game! Dammit Kuno, I knew you shoulda make the H-game first!

[Holy Emperor]

Not my fault that came out when I was like 13. >(

[Doppleganger]

Wait... Someone already made that game!

Wait, what? o_O

[Lindz]

Not sure what that's about, but take it this way - if we mirrored SPP at the address upnetwork.net, would we get a lot of traffic with no updates? And there were no links on SPP to UPN?

You said UPN would get more traffic if one of its staff members had certain qualities. I was just pointing out that UPN doesn't have any staff members period! :8

Wait... Someone already made that game! Dammit Kuno, I knew you shoulda make the H-game first!
:?: :?: :?:

[Doppleganger]

Sudden thought - it would be very, very strange to see myself as a character in an eroge. D:

[Raptor Jesus]

Wait, what? o_O

:?: :?: :?:

How is it that you two haven't heard of X-Change? It's been around for like 8 years and spawned 2 sequels and an alternative spin-off!

[deoxys]

It seems UPN is going insane without me.

Don't worry, I miss me too.

[big bad birtha]

Insane, you say? I wouldn't say that. It's just that after you left, I decided to make a topic if anything popped in my head. Since I want to leave most of the topics that are usually made here at school (well, I did make a paper at school about a dead cat, so I might post it in the dead cat thread), I end up making random nonsense topics =D.

I personally think they are pretty amusing.

Oh, and since I am posting here (I don't know why the hell I didn't post here before), what might this "UPN RPG" business be? I probably wasn't here when it was started, so this is new to me (or atleast it was when you first made the topic) =/

[Talon87]

I've got two words for you: sex change.

Actually, I've got 13-15 more words for you: Talon87 is the king-turned-queen of the world in which the game takes place. Unless, of course, Kuno has since retconned that idea since Lindz and I don't really fight / talk / much anymore, and back when he made the game that was the whole idea (that Lindz turned everybody into "yummy" girls and Kuno had to go on a quest to restore us to our normal bodies). Also unless my memory is really REALLY hazy and I wasn't the queen but I wished I was. xfd

[Holy Emperor]

Even if I never told Talon about the game and he made a blind guess like that... he would be 100% correct.

I can always add more people are random NPC's but a large amount of the important ones are already named. There's still a few that arn't, though. If you don't think you're in I can probably add you somewhere. :3

[deoxys]

*Looks at Talons post*

Exactly. INSANE.

BBB, this may be random, but I remember the days when you had Nightmare form Soul Calibur in your avatar and almost every post you made somehow made a reference to him. "SOULS, COME UNTO ME!" lulz.

Oh, and Kuno, I had better be in your RPG which has taken you years to make.

Also: Anyone remember Hanatori's comics? She featured everyone in UPN in them at one point.

I only made one appearance as a background character :(

Oh, and that other time, I got really really bored, and acted like I was Inktomi Spider and posted tons of random useless things (which, I'm sorry for now, I realize that...the admins had to go to a lot of trouble to clean that up >_>) and I got banned by Talon for a day?

And that other time, when I first came to the boards, and got into a huge argument with Talon over some pointless thing, and he capitalized all his letters and made the text size like the size of the page and was yelling at me? LOL

And that other time, I couldn't stop bugging Kuno to make me a mod of the video game forums because I was a whiny little bitch?

And that other time, when I was all "ZOMG KRISTALLINE I <3 U EVEN THO I'M LIEK 13 LULZ"

And that other time... I'm reminiscing. oops. Sorry to get off topic, carry on.

Laterz.

ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE

[Talon87]

I'm sure those times were all very important to you (involving me getting angry with you), but honestly, I can't say I remember a single one of them. All caps and huge text? Yeah, I do that occasionally on forums. Banning you for a day? I can't remember banning anyone ever except for this one time when I banned a guy after deleting all of his spam and Kuno was all like, "Dude! :evil: You were, like, totally supposed to, like, forward me his posts and put them into the area for soft-baleeted posts. Now how are we, like, going to report him to his ISP, dude? Dude." Minus the surfer talk. Point is, I don't remember banning you. ^_^; I do remember being banned on April Fool's Day, and what makes it even funnier (in hindsight) is that the fact that it was April Fool's Day actually had nothing to do with it -- Kuno was genuinely pissed with me and banned me, and it happened to be April Fool's Day, so everyone was all like "Har har har! Good one, Kuno! Talon got pwned!" and I was all like, "Guys, he means it. ;_;" I forget how long I was banned. A day, two, three ... not very long. But it was a really sobering moment ... almost like losing one's virginity (I imagine ;p), because ... I was no longer "pure and never-been-banned," I had joined the "been banned" crowd, and not even just the been banned crowd, but the "UPN veterans who get themselves banned by going out in huge pyrotechnic flames of glory" like the legendary SiN (first vet-admin to get banned ... and he has never been outdone in how flashily he did it!). I forget what I did, I can only remember that I was being really PMS-ey and was intentionally pressing my luck to Kuno's boiling point, and I guess I went over. Or something. *shrug* I wouldn't be surprised at all if, just as I told you that I do not remember banning you, Kuno comes in here and says he has no memory of banning me. lol

[big bad birtha]

I've got two words for you: sex change.

Actually, I've got 13-15 more words for you: Talon87 is the king-turned-queen of the world in which the game takes place. Unless, of course, Kuno has since retconned that idea since Lindz and I don't really fight / talk / much anymore, and back when he made the game that was the whole idea (that Lindz turned everybody into "yummy" girls and Kuno had to go on a quest to restore us to our normal bodies). Also unless my memory is really REALLY hazy and I wasn't the queen but I wished I was. xfd

Awwwww! Gender confusion is what I go for! >=O. You should see how I mess with people about what gender I am. I just keep hinting that I am one gender, but then start hinting towards another. Of course, people eventually get pissed and I go ahead and tell them the truth that I am a girl XP.

Later on, people started calling me Jesus because of my assault of Jesus jokes (and the fact that I said people said I looked like him -_-). Since it was difficult to tell my gender, I made one of my Jesus powers changing genders. You see, it is a useful power. If Jesus is walking along as a girl, and he wants to use the bathroom, but the girl's restroom is full (you know, since they can't just do their business and leave), Jesus can turn into a guy and go in and out of the almost empty men's restroom =D. Oh, and my other Jesus powers are shooting lasers out of my eyes, and flying.

It's a shame that I wasn't included in this fun package ;_;.

BBB, this may be random, but I remember the days when you had Nightmare form Soul Calibur in your avatar and almost every post you made somehow made a reference to him. "SOULS, COME UNTO ME!" lulz.


-_-; Well, I don't want to remember when I was that stupid. God, I don't know how I could've possibly been that retarded only five years ago. I know I'm an idiot now, but it was sooooo much worse then.

[deoxys]

Nope you definitely banned me because I acted like Inktomi Spider and spammed up the forums because I was bored. How do you not remember that?! It was only like a year and a half ago LOL

[Talon87]

>_> ... that actually sounds sort of funny, posing as an Inktomi Spider. Either you must have done something else to upset me and your posing as a bot was a perfectly good [strike:c0f74]excuse[/strike:c0f74] justification for banning you, or you must have seriously fucked up the forums. One or the other. And I don't remember either. I don't even remember anybody posing as an Inktomi Spider ... again, that sounds sort of funny, actually, since the Inktomi spiders were -- are -- an annoying-but-humorous part of Kuno-UPN history.

[Raptor Jesus]

Technically he banned that account. Kuno IP banned you because he didn't know that was you. Then Talon went around saying, "OMG WHY IS DEOXYS BANNED!? HE WAS SO FUNNY WITH THE SPIDER THING BUT HE SAID HE WILL STOP NOW. >>;;"

Or something liek that.

[deoxys]

Oh, maybe that was it. I just remember having a conversation with Talon via PM where he was like "Well, haha, very funny, but I'm afraid we're going to have to ban you now. Temporarily. But think of it as a timeout. However, I'm not going to have your Inktomi Spider account deleted, because I think it would be funny to use it again as an April Fool's joke, but I'll only allow ONE random post with it." (not word for word, of course)

And that's pretty much what happened, except I think the account did get deleted...not that it mattered, I never tried logging in again under that account >>;

[Talon87]

Haha! :D So it turns out that the me of yesteryear was just as cool and had just as good a sense of humor as the me of now. 8) I wouldn't have banned you then for that, and I wouldn't ban you now. REMEMBER MORE CORRECTLY NEXT TIME ;p , you had me worried there for a second, offering fodder for the Talon is a Fascist crew. >>