Vaporeon breeding makes me want to punch myself in the balls

[Blastoise]

36 Eevee in this generation so far, and the only one with the IVs I want was lonely instead of Bold.

Son of a whore.

[Raptor Jesus]

I got a 28 HP/31 ATK/29 DEF/26 SPATK/30 SPDEF/30 SPE Bagon on Ruby and it turns out to be Relaxed.

ON RUBY! WHERE THERE IS NO MAGMA ARMOR/FLAME BODY, NO EVERSTONE PERSONALITY BREEDING OR EXTRA LONG MAULVILLE PATH!

And of coarse, it's female like 99% of all the Bagons with good IVs I have.

[Holy Emperor]

I've been breeding Gibles today and they all fking suck. >(

[Blastoise]

Eevee - #133 (Bold)
HP: 25
Att: 21
Def: 28
SpA: 28
SpD: 31
Speed: 8

Holy shit finally.

Literally bred over 125 Eevees X_x And that's not even considering the 25 fucking Skitty I had to hatch for passing Wish before I finally got a male.

[Holy Emperor]

What parents do you have? I like to use this gem (http://www.geocities.com/xactcreations/IVProbabilities.html) in determing what to expect based on parent IVs.

And its funny cause I was complaining about Gibles in this thread. After some breeding I ended up with a 30hp/31atk/31def/31 speed using parents with just atk and spd. Getting those stats + the right nature is like 1/9,000. >.>

Also I still have a few good male Gibles if anyone is interested. Nothing super special, but I have a few males w/outrage and a few 31s I might be willing to trade for other good stat guys.

[Muyotwo]

I got a bold Eevee. Thought "Hey, this might make a nice Vaporeon/Umbreon". Check out these IVs.

28 HP 31 Atk 31 Sp. Atk 31 Sp. Def 30 Spd 31.

Looking real good huh? Gonna put a hurting on some people...

5 Defense.

Arrrrgh.

[Talon87]

Hell, it'd make a perfect Leafeon, then. His Defense is already 130, so nobody's going to be trying to hit you in that spot anyway.

[Blastoise]

Hell, it'd make a perfect Leafeon, then. His Defense is already 130, so nobody's going to be trying to hit you in that spot anyway.


Except bold nerfs your attack, which is bad juju for Leafeon.

[Talon87]

Doh! >_< Completely forgot about the nature.

[Holy Emperor]

And you expect to be a Pokemon Master? tsk tsk tsk

Ps. That was a joke.



In other news, I have yet to fight anyone worth their crap in D/P. This tourney better be awesome.

[Raptor Jesus]

I really should work on my team >>

Breeding sucks balls. Can't I just AR everything xd.

[Raptor Jesus]

Shroomish
HP: 31
Att: 29
Def: 20 - 21
SpA: 8
SpD: 27 - 29
Speed: 30 - 31

SEXIEST MUSHROOM EVER! Too bad it's fucken Effect Spore. EFFECT SPORE! I hate breeding these dumb mushroom people.